Final, final throes?

/Finally?

Good. Jeff Dunham can always use a few more dummies for his act.

OMG that's fantastic!
I feel safer already.

Now those horrible freedom hating, brown, non-Christians, who gave up goat herding to take potshots at American troops because they are there won't be able to mobilize their embiggened insurgent air force to carpet bomb all of us here in the land of TV, SUVs, and shopping malls into vapor!

Praise Jesus!

Would like to thank the Iraqi Government.
/Frank hates al Qaeda

Kiribub: Final, final throes?

/Finally?

Final Fantasy, maybe.

What a coincidence. I had a major bowel movement today. It poised a death blow to my toilet.

Well that sort of takes the element of surprise out of things.

Not this shiat again.

Finally, we can see the light at the end of the tunnel.

Wait, what's that noise? It's getting louder...

This is just a ploy to sell more Toby Keith CDs.

strangeguitar: This is just a ploy to sell more Toby Keith Country Music CDs.

FTFY

We strike at dawn. Shhhhh.

Are they going to capture another "#2 for al-Qaida in Iraq"?

/would like to see that organization chart

Iraqi air force?

jake_lex: Are they going to capture another "#2 for al-Qaida in Iraq"?

/would like to see that organization chart


It's just what you might think:

#1

#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2 #2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2
#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2................

Death Blow: When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether!

Gee, I hope those pesky Al Queda folks don't read CNN. Or Fark.

IgG4: Iraqi air force?



"Five minutes until 5 o'clock Charlie. The betting window is now closed."

I'm afraid that after reading that article three times, I still don't know what it meant.

This means it'll all be over in six days...six weeks....I doubt as long as six more months.

Hopefully they can get that pesky #2 guy.

Who does #2 work for?

jake_lex

Are they going to capture another "#2 for al-Qaida in Iraq"?

That was pretty much what I was thinking. How many more second-in-commands are gonna die today?

I AM NOT A NUMBER, I AM A MAN!

Shhhh! It's a suprise attack!

Hey, I thought it was 'Mission Accomplished' years ago- you mean they LIED to me ?!!

Good luck Iraqis!

I wish them luck.

We found out what happened to the WMDs:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/01/27/saddam.cbs/index.html

yeye, mission accomplished!
its a 25-50 year thing, get used to that.

Is this where the Iraqis pull out the flowers and candy, sing Kumbaya and then scatter to build Home Depots and Walmarts?

deal a death blow to al Qaeda loyalists

I'll believe it when I see it.

They've been saying this for... uh... how long now?

CTaylor80: Who does #2 work for?

I am number two.

And you are number six.

I am not a number, I am a free man!

-Iron Maiden

NORAD Five minutes until 5 o'clock Charlie. The betting window is now closed.

That is probably my favorite episode ever. Well played!

I hope the media does more of that live streaming from the battle-field thing! Now that football is over, there's not much to watch on tv.

I hear the operation will begin February 2nd.

This is sure to end well.

Jeebus Farking Crikey

Al Qaeda is ~2% of the insurgency. Mentioning their name every time something happens is like Ghouliani screaming 9/11 every 5 seconds.

Should the media be announcing this?

HAha, not really. We're invading Iran.

randomizetimer: CTaylor80: Who does #2 work for?

I am number two.

And you are number six.

I am not a number, I am a free man!

-Iron Maiden

Blasphemer. If you don't know the origin of that quote, I weep, WEEP for you.

:P

Ted: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

Elaine: When will you be back?

Ted: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

I hope this works. Good luck to our troops!

Peace through air superiority

yet another chance for humiliation. usa all the way *chortle*

Let's hope Al doesn't read CNN.

Oddly enough, 90+ percent of "Al Queda in Iraq" is not iraqi

Bad news: It's still going on.
Good news: It's Iraqi troops fighting this battle.