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(CBS Boston) Spiffy Players, fans, media, and prostitutes flock to Phoenix for Super Bowl   (wbztv.com) divider line 52
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hoohoodilly 2008-01-27 07:07:49 PM  
Go Gints. Just cuz I hate the Pats. Prostitutes are OK, though...

 
Akbar the Trappiste Monk 2008-01-27 07:08:35 PM  
Are BJ prices going up?

 
keeny_75 2008-01-27 07:08:45 PM  
Just how many hookers can 2 football teams go through?

 
Tirion529 2008-01-27 07:08:55 PM  
Watch out for the Spy Cameras

 
Ceph 2008-01-27 07:08:58 PM  
Our exec staff is going... hooray for a week without execs.

(Every 15 minutes in a meeting with an exec adds a month to my @TODO list.)

 
echomike23 2008-01-27 07:09:14 PM  
GFE..great football experience or girlfriend experience...you decide!

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 07:09:32 PM  
keeny_75: Just how many hookers can 2 football teams go through?

How many football teams can 2 hookers go through?

 
Farkwell Smart 2008-01-27 07:09:46 PM  
that must be a pretty big bowl to attract all those people. Why all the sudden interest in Dinnerware?

 
Richard Pye 2008-01-27 07:10:26 PM  
Hookers Flock To Arizona For Super Bowl

And the accompanying picture is of a farking shoe. A farking shoe!

Where are the hot hooker pics??!

 
hoohoodilly 2008-01-27 07:12:01 PM  
FTFA: "We're going after the prostitutes, the people that pander to prostitutes -- the pimps -- as well as the johns," Trantor said. "We're going to combat this from every angle."

Damn, even the post patterns will be covered.

 
Eat The Placenta 2008-01-27 07:12:44 PM  
no tricks, Belichick!

 
skinink 2008-01-27 07:13:56 PM  
Well, no wonder all the hooker numbers I call here have a message, "Will be out of town until February 4th. I am sorry for the inconvenient hard on."

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 07:16:26 PM  
i22.photobucket.com

"Go on boy, pick yourself out a live one."

 
hoohoodilly 2008-01-27 07:16:56 PM  
FTFA: That was when Miller said she found the DIGNITY House, a Phoenix-based rehabilitation program founded by a former prostitute and run by Catholic Charities in Arizona. The agency helped her find a job and put her up in a house.

With DIGNITY, Miller said she found her salvation. After two years, she is so free from the lifestyle that she hardly remembers the street words she used to sling back and forth with other hookers.

When she bumped into her pimp recently at a gas station, she did what she never could do before: She stood her ground.

"He came up and tapped me on the shoulder and said, 'Hey, I'm going to California. Are you ready?' And I said 'You know what, look, I'm not the person I used to be. I'm getting married, I don't need you."'


Not FTFA: Then the pimp biatch-slapped her, and pumped her full of lead and semen.

'Cuz that's how it goes down on the mean streets of Phoenix...

Randy Moss pimps in the off-season...

 
Impudent Domain 2008-01-27 07:17:30 PM  
I don't think prostitutes flock. maybe its a Herd of Ho's, or a Pack o' Pros. or a haggle of Harlots, or a school of streetwalkers?

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 07:17:32 PM  
hoohoodilly: FTFA: "We're going after the prostitutes, the people that pander to prostitutes -- the pimps -- as well as the johns," Trantor said. "We're going to combat this from every angle."

Damn, even the post patterns will be covered.


And, I predict a success factor of about .01%
There's gonna be more scoring outside the stadium than inside...or perhaps not.

 
beilkesays 2008-01-27 07:21:58 PM  
Gyrfalcon: keeny_75: Just how many hookers can 2 football teams go through?

How many football teams can 2 hookers go through?


How many footballs can 2 hooker teams go through?

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 07:24:44 PM  
Eugene Robinson used to live my hometown, so I'm really getting a kick out of these responses.

Link (new window)

 
Yanks_RSJ 2008-01-27 07:29:19 PM  
On a semi-related note:

I had the good fortune of flying from New York to Las Vegas on the day after the NBA draft.

Let's just say there were a lot of "professionals" returning to their "offices" after their "convention."

Damn, that's a lot of quotes. You see what I'm driving at.

 
I_Approve_Of_This_Message 2008-01-27 07:30:42 PM  
Good to know Chaka's brother has found work.

 
LonghornJ 2008-01-27 07:31:30 PM  
There were strippers in Houston claiming they made $80K the week it was here in 2004.

 
WFern 2008-01-27 07:31:38 PM  
I tend to feel like an alien at about this time every year. I'm surrounded by folks who obsess over professional sports and I really don't understand the appeal.

 
farknozzle 2008-01-27 07:31:58 PM  
I heard they were coming from all over!

 
1facekim 2008-01-27 07:34:30 PM  
farknozzle: I heard they were coming from all over!

i may be breathin' hard. but i aint comin'...

 
hugram 2008-01-27 07:37:31 PM  
LonghornJ:

There were strippers in Houston claiming they made $80K the week it was here in 2004.

I'm pretty sure they did more than strip to make 80K that week. Besides, I'm also sure they blew it all the following week on cocaine parties, buying their loser boyfriend stuff and shopping for sexy underwear...

Well, at least they can strip for a long time and keep making that cash, right?

 
WolfinPHX 2008-01-27 07:41:37 PM  
Two words for you out-of-towners: Van Buren.

/Welcome Super Bowl Fans
//Enjoy the game, I'm working that day

 
CheetahOlivetti [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 07:46:28 PM  
WolfinPHX: Two words for you out-of-towners: Van Buren.

/Welcome Super Bowl Fans
//Enjoy the game, I'm working that day


Van Buren: Home of hookers and Honeybears.

/really great BBQ
//Honeybears, not the hookers

 
Tora 2008-01-27 07:49:48 PM  
Yay!

I get to deal with the traffic.

On top of the Super Bowl we have that one Golf Tourny I can't remember the name of this weekend as well.

should be a fun time for Phoenix traffic.

 
HempHead 2008-01-27 07:50:44 PM  
"A lot of times they're very attractive.

Who is paying for all of the ugly ones?

 
Jeffrey.Rodriguez 2008-01-27 07:55:49 PM  
Jebus, traffic is going to suck. I might just work from home around Super Bowl days.

 
LonghornJ 2008-01-27 08:01:03 PM  
hugram: Well, at least they can strip for a long time and keep making that cash, right?

The smart ones went out and bought 80,000 scratch off tickets.

 
RussianBlue 2008-01-27 08:04:49 PM  
As part of the Official Superbowl pre-game & half-time show cast, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/I'm contractually forbidden to reveal details, so don't ask.

 
TreeHugger [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 08:11:45 PM  
It's weird how the article goes from news about the Super Bowl and hookers, to stories about a hookers past, the recovery programs she used, her marriage plans and whatnot. By the end of the article you've forgotten the Super Bowl existed. But I guess sports journalists aren't generally known for their writing prowess.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-01-27 08:17:14 PM  
Impudent Domain: I don't think prostitutes flock. maybe its a Herd of Ho's, or a Pack o' Pros. or a haggle of Harlots, or a school of streetwalkers?

Prostimitoots is paid to flock.
Oh, wait, I thought you just had problems with the farking filter.

/nevermind.

 
Bonzy20 2008-01-27 08:19:29 PM  
img352.imageshack.us

Scaled down E-invite I sent to my friends/coworkers.

/Getting a kick out of the replies.

 
Ow My Balls 2008-01-27 08:31:59 PM  
January 26th, 1986...

That's the day the BEARS won the SUPERbowl...

/not as many steroids...
//Polish Sausage, Ditka FTW

 
whammer 2008-01-27 08:44:41 PM  
About half the women in Phoenix (pronounced "Pee-nis") are prostitutes right now. The newcomers have to fight it out with all the illegal alien women who have been fired from their jobs because of that new law.

On the plus side, landscaping is now so cheap that people can bring their yards to Phoenix and save money.

 
Impudent Domain 2008-01-27 08:47:50 PM  
whammer: The newcomers have to fight it out with all the illegal alien women who have been fired from their jobs because of that new law.

They are doing the Johns Americans just wont do

 
Nick Nostril 2008-01-27 08:55:34 PM  
"When your wife asks you to bring back a souvenir from the game, go all out and give her the gift that keeps on giving. Give her herpes!"

 
Dialectic 2008-01-27 09:14:57 PM  
The Way The World Works:

- Squares get played.

- Players play.

- Pimp$ get paid.

 
okiemule 2008-01-27 10:28:04 PM  
The_Sponge: Eugene Robinson used to live my hometown, so I'm really getting a kick out of these responses.

Link (new window)


From the link: "However, that very night he was arrested for offering a female undercover police officer posing as a prostitute $40 for oral sex. The next day in Super Bowl XXXIII, Robinson blew his coverage on Broncos receiver Rod Smith, allowing Smith to get behind him, catch a pass from Elway, and take it 80 yards to the end zone for a touchdown, giving the Broncos a 17-3 lead over the Falcons."

Most double-entendre laden serious paragraph?

hoohoodilly: FTFA: "We're going after the prostitutes, the people that pander to prostitutes -- the pimps -- as well as the johns," Trantor said. "We're going to combat this from every angle."

Damn, even the post patterns will be covered.


Before I saw you post up, I went to the Giants' and Patriots' homepages, looking for a John to make a snarky comment. Zero. Neither team has even a single guy named John. Not one. And these are the teams representin' in the SB?

 
martinis00 2008-01-27 11:15:13 PM  
Of course Prices go up for ALL services. Check out the CL site for "vacation rentals" A$$holes are renting their houses for $5k-$6k.

So you know a BJ goes for a cool Grand.

 
Kuta 2008-01-27 11:21:56 PM  
This thread is useless without pix...

 
alacy52 2008-01-28 12:30:04 AM  
I think I know what Lawrence Taylor will be doing this week.

 
whitefalcon79 2008-01-28 01:42:36 AM  
WolfinPHX: Two words for you out-of-towners: Van Buren.

I can see what I came here to say has already been said.

/Glendale
//Traffic is going to suck just as bad here

 
Vertdang 2008-01-28 02:43:58 AM  
sooooo glad I live on the east side, far far away from that f'ing waste of taxpayer funds stadium. My traffic should be fine.

Oh, and Famous Dave's > Honeybears

 
farkedInTheHead 2008-01-28 04:08:03 AM  
She had four children, and she was tired of turning tricks. But her pimp wouldn't let her leave. He beat her with coat hangers and shoes.

Oh noes! Don't hit me with a flimsy piece of metal!
themagazine.info

 
organizm 2008-01-28 07:22:52 AM  
If I remember, in Germany for the last world cup, they set up tents in front of the stadiums for prostitutes, so you could find them easier.

 
cubsfan07 2008-01-28 08:58:04 AM  
Arizona: The new Florida.

 
Ulfhednar 2008-01-28 11:20:42 AM  
As part of the Official Superbowl Bellechick spy-camera squad, I'm getting a kick outta these replies.

/Patz sukbawls
//but they ate mine
///in week 8 or 9

 
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