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(MSNBC) Florida Woman punches police horse outside nightclub (w/ mugshot). Horse union taps out request for Tasers   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 87
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reginaradiodude 2008-01-27 03:56:40 PM  
Did they post the picture of the horse by mistake?

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Creeping Malaise 2008-01-27 05:29:35 PM  
Mongo approves.

 
sweetlamb 2008-01-27 05:39:00 PM  
scary azz devil looking woman

 
BigDumbGuy 2008-01-27 05:58:05 PM  
reginaradiodude: Did they post the picture of the horse by mistake?

That's what I came here to post, you quicker jerkwad.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 06:08:33 PM  
Did she do the wisest thing here? Neigh!

 
Sgt Oddball [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 06:08:40 PM  
"Mongo only pawn in game of life."

 
WRC 2008-01-27 06:13:29 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Did she do the wisest thing here? Neigh!

whinny!

 
reginaradiodude 2008-01-27 06:32:57 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Did she do the wisest thing here? Neigh!

AHHHHHHHH Ha ha ha!!!

 
Richard Pye 2008-01-27 07:36:09 PM  
I've never seen it but apparently Conan did this.

 
ravenssettle [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-27 07:36:12 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Did she do the wisest thing here? Neigh!

It's strange seeing you when it isn't a NK thread.

 
spyderqueen 2008-01-27 07:36:32 PM  
That's a well-disciplined horse if it didn't stomp her ass.

 
vonschiller 2008-01-27 07:36:44 PM  
Creeping Malaise: Mongo approves.

Beaten to it on post #2.

 
Oldiron_79 2008-01-27 07:38:23 PM  
Is a horse punch anything like a donkey punch?

 
skinink 2008-01-27 07:38:36 PM  

"The biatch that punched a horse is a niBONNNNG!!!"


"What he say?"


"He said, 'The biatch that punched a horse is near!' "


 
40oz_A_Knight 2008-01-27 07:38:47 PM  
She just felt threatened by the fact the horse is better looking.

 
MightySausage 2008-01-27 07:39:11 PM  
At least she didn't overfeed a diabetic horse.

 
Danarchy84 2008-01-27 07:40:42 PM  
Butternuts!

 
bighairyguy [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 07:41:51 PM  
Mongo not impressed
img352.imageshack.us

 
Cerebral Ballsy [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 07:42:18 PM  
Now that I've spent a little time around some horses and seen what they do to each other, I'm sure what this lady did did not hurt the horse at all.

They freaking bite and kick each other like you wouldn't believe.

 
Hack Patooey 2008-01-27 07:42:33 PM  
rmccown.org

Impressed

 
SardonicAvenger 2008-01-27 07:43:06 PM  
Don't shoot her. You'll just make her mad.

 
LouTheNightGuy 2008-01-27 07:46:40 PM  
did any one else scream out holy fark when they saw that picture?

 
ubermensch 2008-01-27 07:48:41 PM  
Fergie?

 
1facekim 2008-01-27 07:49:10 PM  
how did mike tyson so eloquently put it"she got a punch like a farkin' mule kick"

 
ScubaDude1960 [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 07:53:40 PM  
Came here for the Blazing Saddles references.

I can now die a happy man.

 
CreepyBasementGuy 2008-01-27 07:56:50 PM  
The horse came to fast.

/female version of Mr. Hands
//yea I went there

 
Torhathel [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 08:01:23 PM  
Richard Pye: I've never seen it but apparently Conan did this.

He punched out a camel in Conan the Barbarian because it spit at him.

/yeah I know I'm a loser for knowing that.

 
Skeletall 2008-01-27 08:01:46 PM  
For anyone who hasn't seen it, here's the horse-slide, one of the greatest special effects in cinematic history (Pops)

/No, I'm not a douche and I won't Rickroll you
//For the life of me, I couldn't find the gif

 
nabernat 2008-01-27 08:01:50 PM  
Love Ybor City!
/Can't believe she's only 26. Poor thing.

 
snowmayne 2008-01-27 08:02:19 PM  
www.uncp.edu

I couldn't help but think of Rosie Perez and her nagging. oops, that's a pun....*rim shot*

 
martid4 [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 08:02:26 PM  
If her hair is blond I wonder why she dyes the roots brown?

 
farknozzle 2008-01-27 08:04:22 PM  
better than getting donkey-punched, I guess.

 
bighairyguy [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 08:13:21 PM  
Hack Patooey: Impressed

No he isn't, by 42 seconds.

 
cuzsis 2008-01-27 08:16:11 PM  
Torhathel: Richard Pye: I've never seen it but apparently Conan did this.

He punched out a camel in Conan the Barbarian because it spit at him.

/yeah I know I'm a loser for knowing that.


Ah, if you hadn't posted it, I would have.

 
Fooky_Monster 2008-01-27 08:18:55 PM  
Bigger and not better
www.hcso.tampa.fl.us

 
ganzygrl 2008-01-27 08:20:36 PM  
FTFA: "There were two other reports of offenses against police animals that happened Saturday night around Bayshore Boulevard and South Orleans Avenue, according to jail records.

Rick Keller, 46, and Sendhil Kumar Krishnan, 28, both of Tampa, were charged with offenses against police animals."

So, why don't we find out what THESE guys did, huh? It's only the freaky horse-faced woman we get the details on. And what was going on Saturday night that involved so much animal abuse anyways? (Actually, maybe I don't really want to know the answer to that.)

 
Fooky_Monster 2008-01-27 08:21:50 PM  
This guy would hit it(or maybe she hit him):
www.hcso.tampa.fl.us

 
Mad-n-FL 2008-01-27 08:25:34 PM  
I can't believe no one has said this yet:

Mom?

 
A Tout Le Monde 2008-01-27 08:25:40 PM  
www.uncp.edu

Not to pick on Rosie, but why do stars still suck in their cheeks to try and look like they have a chiseled face. I thought that died with Vanilla Ice.

It's rather obvious when they're doing it, people don't usually have dimples that look like black holes forming in their face. It's also obvious when they don't look like that in most of their pictures.

 
RealFarknMcCoy2 2008-01-27 08:28:03 PM  
stupid cooont - everyone knows you have to punch a horse in the NOSE for it to matter...

/don't ask how i know that
//don't usually go around punching horses in the nose

 
ItchyMcDoogle 2008-01-27 08:29:25 PM  
Skeletall: For anyone who hasn't seen it, here's the horse-slide, one of the greatest special effects in cinematic history (Pops)

BWHA-HA-HA-HA!!!

 
bill_wonka 2008-01-27 08:33:42 PM  
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img292.imageshack.us

 
whammer 2008-01-27 08:37:03 PM  
Dang, she looks like an extra in a Dario Argento movie.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-01-27 08:46:31 PM  
theducks.org

 
Poo_Fight 2008-01-27 08:49:08 PM  
media.tbo.com
Comb the hair straight up and it's a troll doll.

(My Gramma Poo_Fight used to take one with her to Bingo 'for luck'.)

 
Ladochi 2008-01-27 08:49:26 PM  
"We're fund raisers, not drug dealers."

i225.photobucket.com

Maybe they'll help her out.

 
count chocula 2008-01-27 08:50:13 PM  
arnold schwarzenegger youtube clip. not a horse, but still what i though of first.

 
Harry Freakstorm 2008-01-27 08:55:20 PM  
A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

 
paintchips 2008-01-27 08:56:59 PM  
First thing I thought about was the "I'm a screamer" picture. Anybody?

 
ElegantGoose 2008-01-27 08:57:45 PM  
media.tbo.comi217.photobucket.com

Was I the only one to think of it?

/didn't read the thread yet

 
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