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(Fox News) Dumbass Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so   (foxnews.com) divider line 85
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brap [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 02:33:35 PM  
Bismarchi?

www.4freeimagehost.com

 
Lehk 2008-01-27 02:40:06 PM  
I see a weeaboo!

 
RiverKing 2008-01-27 02:41:41 PM  
The guns were empty and they boiled at him, transmogrified into an Eye and a Hand, and he stood, screaming and reloading, his mind far away and absent, letting his hands do their reloading trick. Could he hold up a hand, tell them he had spent a thousand years learning this trick and others, tell them of the guns and the blood that had blessed them? Not with his mouth. But his hands could speak their own tale.

 
black_knight 2008-01-27 02:42:08 PM  
wesclark.com

 
Myth Sammich 2008-01-27 02:42:13 PM  
WARNING.....

GIS FOR "Angela Bismarchi" NSFW

/eep!

 
Deadhouseplants [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 02:43:02 PM  
Another slanted story brought to you by Fox News.

/No, I could not resist, but thanks for asking.

 
Dellirium 2008-01-27 02:43:03 PM  
Dumb freakin' women.
Thy name is vanity.

Wait 20 years and it starts to sag...

 
Excen 2008-01-27 02:44:44 PM  
@ brap

OH SNAP!!!


/I´d hit it, unlike the freak from the US with the record

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 02:47:22 PM  
Deadhouseplants

You should have submitted this with that headline!

 
DrForrester 2008-01-27 02:47:27 PM  
Was the SICK tag unavailable?

 
iagomonk 2008-01-27 02:47:51 PM  
Simpsons Nip/Tuck already did it.

 
oldebayer [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 02:49:36 PM  
This isn't so bad, but I dread the day real Japanese start getting their eyes shaped to look big and blue, like those of their favorite anime characters.

 
radioman_ 2008-01-27 02:49:52 PM  
No picture. No story.

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 02:50:32 PM  
DrForrester

I used the sick tag ... apparently I was overuled.

 
atomic-age [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 02:50:35 PM  
(paraphrasing) She became fascinated with plastic surgery to an extent that her NEXT two husbands were plastic surgeons.

wow.

I'll keep the same old husband and same old face and body.

/easily satisfied

 
kellynoel [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 02:52:26 PM  
That's an interesting article about a woman who clearly needs help. Funny headline, too. But about these implants...are they removable? Is this something that others have done. Will her eyes still be able to close? That is some serious samba love right there.

Whoever decried the vanity of women in this thread...can you blame them when even if they cured cancer or rescued an orphanage full of babies from a rabid bear, you lot of basement dwellers could only comment on her hitability? Now to mention the fact that a stray hair or a pooch in the tummy makes her a hideous beast to the likes of you.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 02:53:58 PM  
FTFA: The 36-year-old, whose passion for plastic surgery has made her a celebrity in Brazil

THIS is the sick part.

 
thalidomide new and improved 2008-01-27 02:54:39 PM  
this song (pops shot) was about coming from masturbation.

FYI

/kinda changes the dynamic of the story a tad

 
LesserEvil [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 02:55:41 PM  
g1.globo.com

Wow. Serious butterface, yeah, she's looking to outdo Jocelyn Wildenstein.

She's supposed to be a model?

 
Some Days Immortality Sux 2008-01-27 02:56:59 PM  
RiverKing: The guns were empty and they boiled at him, transmogrified into an Eye and a Hand, and he stood, screaming and reloading, his mind far away and absent, letting his hands do their reloading trick. Could he hold up a hand, tell them he had spent a thousand years learning this trick and others, tell them of the guns and the blood that had blessed them? Not with his mouth. But his hands could speak their own tale.

Kudos for the reference...

kofti.com

Threadjack or not, Roland rocks...

 
UrinalPooper 2008-01-27 02:56:59 PM  
Myth Sammich: WARNING.....

GIS FOR "Angela Bismarchi" NSFW

/eep!



I would hit that.

Sober and smiling.

 
milesl 2008-01-27 02:59:07 PM  
look at me look at me
www.20minutos.es

 
Tom-Servo 2008-01-27 03:05:18 PM  
www.photosagogo.com

 
expobill 2008-01-27 03:08:45 PM  
just dye your hair orange like they do in japan now

 
kellynoel [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 03:10:25 PM  
That Amazonian blond thinks that slanted eyes are gonna make her look japanese?

I bet like 656859 dollars it was born with a peener.

 
mike_d85 2008-01-27 03:16:37 PM  
But will her cooter go side to side?

 
gutter_ca/fl 2008-01-27 03:19:50 PM  
brap: Bismarchi?

Dammit, I cam in here to say that!!

 
brap [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 03:24:26 PM  
gutter_ca/fl: brap: Bismarchi?

Dammit, I cam in here to say that!!


I came to have fun - not be number one.

- Nobody Beats the Biz

 
djemonk 2008-01-27 03:25:37 PM  
oldebayer: I dread the day real Japanese start getting their eyes shaped to look big and blue, like those of their favorite anime characters.

They do this in Korea, so I imagine women in Japan probably do this as well.

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-01-27 03:29:51 PM  
img412.imageshack.us

/approves

 
Millennium [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 03:32:14 PM  
mirror.servut.us

 
packrattitude 2008-01-27 03:34:17 PM  
They do have that eyelid surgery for Asains already. See this article.

 
more like borophyll 2008-01-27 03:34:28 PM  
www.plumparty.com
RIP tara reid's boobs

 
mark12A 2008-01-27 03:38:47 PM  
Just eyes, I just do eyes...
www.brmovie.com

 
justic09 2008-01-27 03:48:36 PM  
I'm having surgery on my hoo-ha to make it look more Mandingo.

 
shivashakti [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 03:49:29 PM  
She wants an epicanthic fold??

That's just retarded.

 
Uncorrect 2008-01-27 03:49:35 PM  
"Two years later, she paraded with the face of President Lula da Silva painted across her exposed body.

Officers released her after she explained that it was a gesture to Silva's anti-hunger plan."

Oh, well, if it's against hunger..

/Glad they specified it was his anti-hunger plan.

 
luckykobold 2008-01-27 03:50:39 PM  
...no wonder it's dark.

 
RiverKing 2008-01-27 03:54:08 PM  
Some Days Immortality Sux:

just drinking wine watching cooking shows..

The man in black smiled. "Shall we tell the truth then, you and I? No more lies?"
"I thought we had been."

But the man in black persisted as if Roland hadn't spoken. "Shall there be truth between us, as two men? Not as friends, but as equals? There is an offer you will get rarely, Roland. Only equals speak the truth, that's my thought on't. Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of regard. How tiresome!"

 
LordBollocks [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 03:54:48 PM  
I LIKE BUKKAKE !!

/So solly ...

 
RiverKing 2008-01-27 03:59:16 PM  
brap

I thought this was your day off

brap

Word commonly used in Hip Hop music during the 90's, most notably by American Underground/Indie hip hop artists, signifying gun shot/use of gun etc.



See? No threadjack

 
preizner 2008-01-27 04:05:06 PM  
FTA
Bismarchi had her first cosmetic surgery in 1992 after her daughter was born. She was just 21 and had her breasts lifted.

She liked the result and became so fascinated with cosmetic surgery that her next two husbands were plastic surgeons.


www.falasp.blogger.com.br

42 plastic surgeries just to look like Ann Coulter???

img269.echo.cx

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 04:09:27 PM  
RiverKing

Brap is a word made up and popularized by Skinny Puppy in the 80's ......

 
Dero 2008-01-27 04:12:25 PM  
Leave it to Fox "news" to use "oriental" to refer to Asians.

 
What's a Internet Nubian 2008-01-27 04:22:41 PM  
fapomatic.com

approves

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 04:28:09 PM  
Dero: Leave it to Fox "news" to use "oriental" to refer to Asians.

Where I live (Hawaii), Asian Americans often (but not always) refer to Asian Americans as "oriental." Perfectly acceptable here, which is weird to me because I grew up in Seattle with all that PC bullshiat.

 
Pfft! 2008-01-27 04:29:17 PM  
packrattitude
From that article it says that some asians are saying it is basically shiat that people get that done and not take pride in their identity instead. Personally, looking at the pic in the article, she uh still looks asian to me after the surgery :p But omg, without the droopy eyes.

And brap, that basically becomes my evidence of why rap sucks :p haha thanks ;)

/working on Sunday, and drinkin beeeeeeeerrrrrr :p Hence the stupidity of my post

 
Dirtydan 2008-01-27 04:32:40 PM  
"A Brazilian model is having nylon wires implanted in her eyes to give them an oriental slant."

Oriental? Slant? Ohhwee you racist mothers! Somebody cue that Webster lookin kid. Hey!

 
LawrencePerson 2008-01-27 04:37:10 PM  
Did someone say Japan?

www.japanprobe.com

/Obscure even for Fark?

 
Theaetetus 2008-01-27 04:38:13 PM  
Excen: /I´d hit it, unlike the freak from the US with the record

The freak with the record isn't Wildenstein, it's Cindy Jackson, and you most certainly would hit it:
www.cindyjackson.com
www.cindyjackson.com
www.cindyjackson.com

 
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