I hate it when I get netted onto a ship and a guy steps on my tail so I bite him then they cut my head off.

But that's just me.

Unavailable for comment.

Oh I hate when that happens.
[laughter]

I hear you, man.

F*cking sharks have taken over my trees in the backyard.

Against the Sharks we need every man we got

Off with their heads!

The skipper partially stitched the wound and administered painkillers.

And then had to contend with 18' swells going back to shore.

Good job, Cap'n.

what did the captain use for the stitching? fishing line and a dirty fish hook? hope the guy got a tetanus shot when he got to the hospital...

Uncle Bester: The skipper partially stitched the wound and administered painkillers.

And then had to contend with 18' swells going back to shore.

Good job, Cap'n.

...the weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew...

Flowers
Plumber
Candygram

lil princess: what did the captain use for the stitching? fishing line and a dirty fish hook? hope the guy got a tetanus shot when he got to the hospital...

Believe it or not, there are such things as First Aid Kits

lil princess: what did the captain use for the stitching? fishing line and a dirty fish hook? hope the guy got a tetanus shot when he got to the hospital...


Well, depending on if this kind of thing happens often, he may be one of these captains that actually has a real first aid kit including that kind of stuff.. of course most captains first aid kits just include a bottle of Jack Daniels and a band aid

FTFA: The skipper partially stitched the wound and administered painkillers.

I really hope he did that in reverse order.

lil princess: what did the captain use for the stitching?

The first aid kit?

I'm pretty sure this wasn't the first bloody accident on a commercial fishing boat in the history of fishing... pretty sure...

One of my crowning achievements as a four-year-old involved me shoving a stick of chalk up my nose. Of course it got stuck and started to expand. The doctor had to break it apart with a small hammer and chisel to remove it. Good times.

Nice... wrong thread.
Maybe some of that chalk made its way to my brain.

I told you I was hardcore.

Mamba_Jamba 2008-01-27 01:14:34 PM
One of my crowning achievements as a four-year-old involved me shoving a stick of chalk up my nose. Of course it got stuck and started to expand. The doctor had to break it apart with a small hammer and chisel to remove it. Good times.

I hate it when the older sharks mess with the kindergarten sharks and convince them to put chalk up their nose.

You're gonna need a bigger nostril.

Good thing they weren't on a helicopter.

When a shark says 'BACK UP OFF ME' then you better do it.

"30 or 40 stitches, a bit of antibiotics and a day in hospital, he should be fine".

Aussies.
Hardcore Aussies.

What are all these sharks doin' on this mothafarkin' plane?!

No singing shark?

/ how did that start?

skinink: Went deep sea fishing with a charter one time, and one couple caught dogfish twice. Each time, one of the guys running the boat came right over and bashed those fishs' heads in right away with a bat. Wish I could've caught one myself to taste the meat.

They´re inedible, due to the high levels of urea within their flesh. That´s why they get mutilated whenever pulled up by a fishing boat. They prey on game fish and their skin wreaks havoc on gear. I´ve lost dozens of halibut rigs (at $10 a pop) to those worthless bastards.

/prefers the disembowelment followed by off-with-the-nose-and-jaw method

sawut: What are all these mothafarkin' sharks' doin' on this mothafarkin' plane?!

FTFY

Excen: /prefers the disembowelment followed by off-with-the-nose-and-jaw method



dude... killing is one thing, but torture?

I am as sick as the next dude and have hunted and fished all my life, dispatching can be humane.




try it sometime

I wonder if he's having the remains stuffed.

Hey, if you're trying to kill something like that, it's perfectly fair game if it tries to kill you first. I give the shark bonus points for taking out a bit of its predator its slaughter began.

...before its slaughter began.

antiFodder: FTFA: The skipper partially stitched the wound and administered painkillers.

I really hope he did that in reverse order.

My brother worked on one of these boats for a while...it probably WAS in that order. Actually I'm somewhat amazed they even bothered with the painkillers. Those guys are nuts.

Don't you hate it when you step on a shark's tail and it turns around and bites you so hard on the leg the only way you can free yourself is to cut off its head? Yeah, so does this guy


The tail turned around and bit him? And he cut off the tail's head? Wow!


/a shark's tail the tail of a shark
/grammer 4-evar

I hope this douchebag dies of an infection from that shark. Serves him right. Maybe next time he won't try to slice open a live animal.

Me thinks this was a smart shark. Personally, I'd rather be decapitated than disemboweled.

"...If it weren't for the courage of the fearless creww..."

/ah forget it.

"He took one look at the great fish as he watched the shark close in. It might as well have been a dream, he thought. I cannot keep him from hitting me but maybe I can get him. Dentuso, he thought. Bad luck to your mother."

Nice tattoo. I didn't notice, but do you have your eyebrow pierced? Only top shelf alcohol, I bet. Do you work out?

Am I actually the first one to post this?

So I guess submitter's been having trouble with his pet shark too?

should've jumped OVER the shark.

Wareq: Am I actually the first one to post this?


Yes, you are apparently the first person to post that.

Is that Haggar from Final Fight, piledriving a shark?



right click. save. you will never again be the first person to post it. that image is the intersection of awesome and wtf.

Prick. I hope the shark latches on to your balls next time.

//go catch a fish that's more abundant

ChemicalRummy
What I was getting at was, Did I manage to be the first one to post this obligatory, indispensable image, or is somebody beating me to it at this very moment?

Cake Hunter: You're gonna need a bigger nostril.

Best post I've read in weeks.