Suck it, Clintons.

Who was the comedian who did the routine about JFK endorsing Crest toothpaste?

"Ow-ah group had, er, fohty percent few-ah cavities with Crest."

nice headline.

Congratulations Barack, this is a really big win because Ted has influence within the Democratic rank and file that equals or exceeds that of Bill Clinton. One suggestion though, if he offers to drive you any where, it might be best to diplomaticly refuse and take a cab.

This coming on the heels of Hillary's defeat yesterday should be driving her nuts right about now.

Asked for comment, Kennedy said "I know how it feels to be caught in a car with a white woman."

The thing that I think is funny about Ted Kennedy is that after killing someone the only real penalty was that he can never, ever be president.

How I wish I could be a fly on the wall at camp harpy today... Good times.

Well now you have Kerry and Kennedy endorsing him, which should help bring in Massachusetts.

And in doing so throws the ever-important drunken murderers demographic into Obama's camp.

Good!

The Kennedy’s hate the Clintons, JFK jr. was days away from announcing he was running for Senate He would have beat Hillary easily in the Primary. The Clintons murdered John-John & the Kennedy’s know it.

Massachusetts isn't the real prize.

If Obama pulls out New York, he will likely get the nomination.
If he can pull an upset in California he WILL win the nomination.

You heard it here first folks.

With all this talk about dynasties - 'The Kennedy Dynasty', 'The Bush Dynasty', 'The Clinton Dynasty', I think we're forgetting that we're dangerously close to creating a new dynasty -



_{/Don't hate me...I was drunk last night and it seemed funny :D}

Phoenix_M: The Kennedy's hate the Clintons, JFK jr. was days away from announcing he was running for Senate He would have beat Hillary easily in the Primary. The Clintons murdered John-John & the Kennedy's know it.

Conspiracy much?

er uh, wtf is a "Dewawhs"?

Mistah Scrotie: The thing that I think is funny about Ted Kennedy is that after killing someone the only real penalty was that he can never, ever be president.

And yet Laura Bush blew a stop-sign in college, killed her friend, and became First Lady.

Funny how that's never mentioned.

WFern: Mistah Scrotie: The thing that I think is funny about Ted Kennedy is that after killing someone the only real penalty was that he can never, ever be president.

And yet Laura Bush blew a stop-sign in college, killed her friend, and became First Lady.

Funny how that's never mentioned.

Because she is forgiven by the live giving blood of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. He also forgives DUI's, cocaine, and being AWOL from the ANG during wartime.

Rex_Banner: ... coked-up, drunken mass-murderers...

Thorndyke Barnhard: er uh, wtf is a "Dewawhs"?

Dewar's

Obama: JFK and MLK in one man.

Dewawhs I believe is New England Mick for a brand of cheap Scotch, Dewars.

Deneb81: Thorndyke Barnhard: er uh, wtf is a "Dewawhs"?

Dewar's

AAAAAHHH! I am er ah morawhn!

Cheers!

BFD.
Kennedy has influence on Massachussets. Not a ton, but, some.
Kerry has influence on Massachussets. Not a ton, but, some.
Hillary has influence on THE ENTIRE FEMALE POPULATION OF THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES. Not all of them, BUT MOST.
So, B. Hussein Obama has some influence upon a completely dead in the water political dynasty, and one that never really was.
Big whoop.
Hillary still has more experience and more state primary wins than B. Hussein Obama, and still has a far better chance than he EVER WILL.
Dont get me wrong, he is putting up a good fight for being such an underdog, but, he is still the underdog and still will lose out to the biggest dog in the kennel.

phenn: Who was the comedian who did the routine about JFK endorsing Crest toothpaste?

"Ow-ah group had, er, fohty percent few-ah cavities with Crest."

I'm pretty sure that was Vaughn Meader.

doyner [TotalFark] Quote 2008-01-27 02:09:56 PM
Massachusetts isn't the real prize.

If Obama pulls out New York, he will likely get the nomination.
If he can pull an upset in California he WILL win the nomination.

You heard it here first folks.

Remember, in the democratic primaries the delegates aren't "winner takes all"

Obama may not win New York or California, but he will at least get a good chunk of the delegates from each.

hillary4real: BFD.
Kennedy has influence on Massachussets. Not a ton, but, some.
Kerry has influence on Massachussets. Not a ton, but, some.
Hillary has influence on THE ENTIRE FEMALE POPULATION OF THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES. Not all of them, BUT MOST.
So, B. Hussein Obama has some influence upon a completely dead in the water political dynasty, and one that never really was.
Big whoop.
Hillary still has more experience and more state primary wins than B. Hussein Obama, and still has a far better chance than he EVER WILL.
Dont get me wrong, he is putting up a good fight for being such an underdog, but, he is still the underdog and still will lose out to the biggest dog in the kennel.

I'm amazed that you find the time to collect so many absolutely retarded political cartoons for both this log in and AD.

And the thing is, most of them are the most basic, shallow and pointless political hit pieces I've seen.

WFern: Mistah Scrotie: The thing that I think is funny about Ted Kennedy is that after killing someone the only real penalty was that he can never, ever be president.

And yet Laura Bush blew a stop-sign in college, killed her friend, and became First Lady.

Funny how that's never mentioned.

Well she was in high school & not a US Senator

She was not drunk

She didn't leave the scene of he accident & not report it.

She was 17 not 35

Bill Frist: doyner [TotalFark] Quote 2008-01-27 02:09:56 PM
Massachusetts isn't the real prize.

If Obama pulls out New York, he will likely get the nomination.
If he can pull an upset in California he WILL win the nomination.

You heard it here first folks.

Remember, in the democratic primaries the delegates aren't "winner takes all"

Obama may not win New York or California, but he will at least get a good chunk of the delegates from each.

Are they all-or-nothing states or split based on percentage states?

Bill Frist: doyner [TotalFark] Quote 2008-01-27 02:09:56 PM
Massachusetts isn't the real prize.

If Obama pulls out New York, he will likely get the nomination.
If he can pull an upset in California he WILL win the nomination.

You heard it here first folks.

Remember, in the democratic primaries the delegates aren't "winner takes all"

Obama may not win New York or California, but he will at least get a good chunk of the delegates from each.

I'm well aware of their process. All I'm saying is that it would be nearly impossible for Hillary to rebound from losing her state and/or California. I'm not saying he couldn't still win without them, just that those two would be a near lock on his nomination.

Deneb81: Bill Frist: doyner [TotalFark] Quote 2008-01-27 02:09:56 PM
Massachusetts isn't the real prize.

If Obama pulls out New York, he will likely get the nomination.
If he can pull an upset in California he WILL win the nomination.

You heard it here first folks.

Remember, in the democratic primaries the delegates aren't "winner takes all"

Obama may not win New York or California, but he will at least get a good chunk of the delegates from each.

Are they all-or-nothing states or split based on percentage states?

Percentage. But a "loser" in those places could lose the valuable Superdelegates.

Are they all-or-nothing states or split based on percentage states?



Like I said in that quote:

the democratic primaries the delegates aren't "winner takes all"

Only some republican states are all-or-nothing. None of hte dems are.

Ok, I really should have read the rest of that post before commenting...

hillary4real: B. Hussein Obama

Sorry, was distracted from your point by your huge glaring intellectual dishonesty right about there.

Deneb81:

Are they all-or-nothing states or split based on percentage states?

All Democratic Primaries/Caucuses are % based, but with a lower threshold of 15% that must be reached by a candidate to get delegates.

Republican Primaries/Caucuses delegates differ from state to state, some are winner take all and some are %, the ones that are % may or may not have a lower threshold.

So basically, every D primary is a %, but for the R primaries you should look it up state by state, CNN has decent info on it, otherwise I'm sure the wiki entries for the states should be close enough.

This is pretty big. Go Obama.

Calvin Coolidge: This is pretty big. Go Obama.

I wonder how the hillary camp is taking this one? I'll bet the witch is being forcible medicated by one of her handlers about now.

Deneb81: Are they all-or-nothing states or split based on percentage states?

All the Dem primaries are generally porportional, though the delegate allocation rules do make for some funny math. (Which is how Obama got more delegates in Nevada.)

The Republican primaries have a lot of Winner Takes All but not a majority.

I'd avoid getting in Teddy's car if I was Hillary.

Weaver95: Calvin Coolidge: This is pretty big. Go Obama.

I wonder how the hillary camp is taking this one? I'll bet the witch is being forcible medicated by one of her handlers about now.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall.

Phoenix_M: Well she was in high school & not a US Senator

She was not drunk

She didn't leave the scene of he accident & not report it.

She was 17 not 35

All valid, with the exception of driving drunk. I'm not sure that is any worse than intentionally disregarding traffic signs.

My problem is that it's never mentioned, yet Kennedy's debacle is referenced at every possible opportunity, as though it invalidates his position.

I have to /facepalm myself whenever I see someone calling Ted Kennedy a murderer.

doyner: Weaver95: Calvin Coolidge: This is pretty big. Go Obama.

I wonder how the hillary camp is taking this one? I'll bet the witch is being forcible medicated by one of her handlers about now.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall.

Indeed.

Maybe it's just my impression, but it seemed to me that she left SC in a huff last night. Obama gave one hell of a victory speech while Hillary just kinda stomped off and left Bill to cover for her. And now this endorsement? Yeah - i'd *love* to hear the uncensored reponse from the bill/hill team.

The story doesn't mention when the endorsement will come. Anyone got a lead on this?

Weaver95: Maybe it's just my impression, but it seemed to me that she left SC in a huff last night. Obama gave one hell of a victory speech while Hillary just kinda stomped off and left Bill to cover for her.

It doesn't seem very stately to blow off a concession speech; actually, she hasn't really given one yet. Even in Iowa, she acted like she won. Perhaps this is all part of the plan to ignore the bad, pump up the good.

doyner [TotalFark] Quote 2008-01-27 02:35:56 PM
The story doesn't mention when the endorsement will come. Anyone got a lead on this?


CNN just said it would come at an event tomorrow.

Shaggy_C: Weaver95: Maybe it's just my impression, but it seemed to me that she left SC in a huff last night. Obama gave one hell of a victory speech while Hillary just kinda stomped off and left Bill to cover for her.

It doesn't seem very stately to blow off a concession speech; actually, she hasn't really given one yet. Even in Iowa, she acted like she won. Perhaps this is all part of the plan to ignore the bad, pump up the good.

I don't think it's part of any 'plan'. I think that Hillary is a sore loser and is just honest enough to know that getting in front of a camera after a public defeat is a bad bad idea.

Just my .02 cents tho, so take it for what you will.

Now taking bets on an Ahnold endorsement.

Bill Frist: doyner [TotalFark] Quote 2008-01-27 02:35:56 PM
The story doesn't mention when the endorsement will come. Anyone got a lead on this?


CNN just said it would come at an event tomorrow.

Cool. I'll be sure to watch Hardball.

Thorndyke Barnhard: Thorndyke Barnhard: er uh, wtf is a "Dewawhs"?

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