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(WFTV) Florida If you're drunk and you really need to hand in a paper for a class make sure you don't try to hand it in at a police station   (wftv.com) divider line 12
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Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 12:55:46 PM  
Why would I hand in a paper with my drunk? He's practically incoherent.

 
Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 01:46:34 PM  
Thanks for fixing the headline.

/darn it.

 
RiverKing 2008-01-27 02:43:38 PM  
Do grown men always have to play games? Does everything have to be an excuse for another kind of game? Do any men grow up or do they only come of age?"
"You don't know everything," the gunslinger said, trying to hold his slow anger. "You're just a boy."

"Sure. But I know what I am to you."

"And what is that?" the gunslinger asked, tightly.

"A poker chip."

 
vexanation 2008-01-27 02:53:38 PM  
RiverKing: Do grown men always have to play games? Does everything have to be an excuse for another kind of game? Do any men grow up or do they only come of age?"
"You don't know everything," the gunslinger said, trying to hold his slow anger. "You're just a boy."

"Sure. But I know what I am to you."

"And what is that?" the gunslinger asked, tightly.

"A poker chip."

Umm, WHAT?

 
rajuncajun1369 2008-01-27 03:06:47 PM  
RiverKing: Do grown men always have to play games? Does everything have to be an excuse for another kind of game? Do any men grow up or do they only come of age?"
"You don't know everything," the gunslinger said, trying to hold his slow anger. "You're just a boy."

"Sure. But I know what I am to you."

"And what is that?" the gunslinger asked, tightly.

"A poker chip."

over my head, little help please

 
Supracentral [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 03:10:45 PM  
Whoa! I didn't realize this was the incoherent Steven King reference thread. I thought this one was about some drunk college kid...

Sorry.

 
belhade 2008-01-27 03:30:29 PM  
Maybe he thought it was the police academy?

 
Mr.Hawk 2008-01-27 03:43:14 PM  
Steven King. Best series ever. READ IT

Gunslinger

 
Mr.Hawk 2008-01-27 03:44:37 PM  
I don't believe I wrote Steven! Stephen.

/Still. READ IT

 
Finger51 2008-01-27 04:08:28 PM  
rajuncajun1369: over my head, little help please

They have the internet on computers now y'know.

 
Suckysucky 2008-01-27 04:37:58 PM  
Mostly harmless:
media.tcpalm.com

From: Link

 
carniemechanic 2008-01-27 10:21:36 PM  
IS THAT WTFTV?

 
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