Never before have I had such a strong urge to drive a bathtub.

Smellvin: Never before have I had such a strong urge to drive a bathtub.

I wonder how many miles to the gallon that thing would get . . .

That's awesome.

brilliant vid +1

Well that was thirteen shades of awesome.

Brilliant!

I love that he axe'd for help...and got it. Totally funny stuff!

I've heard this sound clip before but this video makes it 10x's better. Great find subby, great vid creator, I laughed hard.

Thanks, I could help bro!

wtf did I just watch?

I love this.

Semi-on-topic question:

Is there a video synopsis of the plot points of the series, starting with HL1 (skipping or not skipping Opposing Force and Blue Shift, I don't really care either way) and going through Ep.2?

I've got my wife singing the Portal credits song, but she needs to see what happens in the rest of the HL franchise, and she doesn't really like FPS games.

"it's time to end this ones and for all"

fallingcow

http://members.shaw.ca/halflifestory/timeline.htm


Not completely accurate in some minor details but gets it all across nicely

GERMAN ENGINEERING: fallingcow

http://members.shaw.ca/halflifestory/timeline.htm


Not completely accurate in some minor details but gets it all across nicely

Thanks. I'd seen that before, actually, but I was hoping for something in video form, which could potentially be extraordinarily full of win.

This'll work if I don't find a video, though.

OH. MY. GOD. That was so completly full of win that I now have a new will to live.

fallingcow:
I was hoping for something in video form, which could potentially be extraordinarily full of win.


I recommend starting here.

Scutter: fallingcow:
I was hoping for something in video form, which could potentially be extraordinarily full of win.


I recommend starting here.

Are you suggesting that I make my own video? That's not a bad idea.

On the other hand, if you've misunderstood my posts as meaning that I don't know the story and/or have never played the games... uh, no. I bought the 3-pack of the original and the two addons years ago, and have played all three maybe five or six times. They're on my "replay at least once every 2 years" list, along with Deus Ex and the two Fallout games. Max Payne 2 may or may not be on the list, too. It's too soon to tell. Morrowind's still iffy. If I play it again this year and still like it, it's in.

I'm just looking for some way to show my wife what happens in the games, because simply telling it is boring, and while she won't play them, she'd probably enjoy a video of the high points.

I can't give you me license officer. Why not said the head crab officer to John Freeman. Because you are headcrab zombie!

/win

fallingcow: Thanks. I'd seen that before, actually, but I was hoping for something in video form, which could potentially be extraordinarily full of win.

An oldie, but a goodie: Half-Life in 60 Seconds. It's in German and is comedic, but she should get the gist. Then you can show her the intro video from Ep.2.

/biatches don't know 'bout my zero-point energy field manipulator

"Zombie goasts leave this place" and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house"

That hilarious.

I was pleasantly surprised!

HAHAHA!

there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.

This is so much worse. But, still watchable.

I know nothing about HL and that was awesome.

Wasn't expecting it to be that funny. Literally laughed out loud at "the pants were dead". Woke up my roommate.

They should replace the writers on strike with 9 year olds.

WIN

I didn't want to click the link.
I'm sure glad that I did.

I don't know what the fark I just watched, but I think it was awesome seventeen ways to tuesday.

This video falls right on the line between brilliance and mental retardation. Sort of ironic since one of the characters is retarded.

John Freeman looked at road signs and saw "Ravenholm" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again.

What a hero.

i am in awe.

i'm pretty sure it will be a long time before i run across a video this great again.

That was awesome in every way possible.

RAD.

MasonL87: This video falls right on the line between brilliance and mental retardation.
I like it. It's genius.

/Frank the Tank

If I were that kid's mother, I'd be so proud. And then I'd pick him up and give him a big, squeezy hug for being completely adorable!

/I'm pretty sure he'd hate me

It's the classic Hero's Quest story.

Or an Uwe Boll movie.

You want a hilarious HL2 fan story, check this out

Link

"He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon...........

..."Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off"


Theres a few holes in the plot.

ROFL. Well done.

Maybe it's just cause I saw it first, but I prefer the old Full Life Consequences flashes. Better graphics, but too manic.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XZrkOTzPUC4

It's neat to note that this version used Gordon Frohman (of Concerned fame) as John Freeman.

xeus8: i am in awe.

i'm pretty sure it will be a long time before i run across a video this great again.

Now, this video was good. But have you seen the trailer for Off-Road Velociraptor Safari?

Go on. Treat yourself.

I.... there... but.... there just aren't words for how hard I laughed at that.

That was amazing.

It almost makes me want to dig up some retarded story I wrote like that when I was that age and animate it.

Garry's mod is more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

sweet

I have a sudden urge to stick and ice pick up my nose and spin it around.

Is this normal?

That was funny. Garry's Mod is a wonderful thing.

Jedoc: xeus8: i am in awe.

i'm pretty sure it will be a long time before i run across a video this great again.

Now, this video was good. But have you seen the trailer for Off-Road Velociraptor Safari?

Go on. Treat yourself.

Oh man, I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard, thanks.