I knew pot heads were lazy, but I didn't think they were that lazy.

...its street value can range from $800 to $1,000 a pound, according to local police.

$50 an ounce? Where is this place?

LaChanz: $50 an ounce? Where is this place?

How much are you guys paying?

And by "you guys", I mean the horrible drug-crazed criminal element.
And I'm only asking about it out of concern for a massive influx of more drug-crazed criminals.

staplermofo: How much are you guys paying?

I don't know what it is you are referring to, but if I had to guess, the answer would be $125 to $150 per. Depending on grade it could be as much as $300.

staplermofo: And I'm only asking about it out of concern for a massive influx of more drug-crazed criminals.

Right. Research and all that.

I have glaucoma.

Depending on the grade of the cannabis, its street value can range from $800 to $1,000 a pound, according to local police.

Damn...thats some serious ditchweed. Probably take all 87 lbs. to catch a buzz.

LaChanz : $50 an ounce? Where is this place?.....
staplermofo:How much are you guys paying?...

TEXAS.....most ounces here go for $45-50, some halves (half-oz)go for $25, and yes i know what good pot looks, tastes, smells, and smokes like..this aint california hydroponics or nuthin, but pretty close to mountain bud...and it gets me high, hehe

"Texas, where the state motto is a threat" - anonymous

/doesn't know the actual state motto if there is one

texas_metal_pwns_all: /doesn't know the actual state motto if there is one

"Texas, we lost a war to a war-torn Mexico and still talk tough."

Umm.... "Don't mess with Texas" anyone?

GalvestonBeachBum: Umm.... "Don't mess with Texas" anyone?

Believe it or, it's "friendship".
Texans are a bunch of hippy pansies!

My police officer neighbor tells me that here in FL heads pay 400 an oz. Maybe that's the trumped up street value he's talking about. We were having a laugh at the irony in the stoner slacker stereotype, and the reality of paying that much , and the responsibilities involved with earning a steady paycheck to afford that price regularly.

ACM1312: We were having a laugh at the irony in the stoner slacker stereotype, and the reality of paying that much , and the responsibilities involved with earning a steady paycheck to afford that price regularly.

Yeah, how do you guys get such rich girlfriends?

There's a reason we referred to that town as "Rantucky" when we lived in Urbana.

How would Fedex know? Do they have dogs? Or is this just a case of bad packaging?

I'm just curious. Is the "Class X" felony because they actually ran through "Class A" through "Class W" felonies, or was it just picked for psychological purposes?

Jackson said Holliday told investigators that Lee had paid her between $500 and $1,000 to accept between 15 and 20 deliveries from Phoenix previously.


That doesn't sound like someone explaining a single shipment. I guess she disliked being used as a drug drop and not getting paid much for it.

Control_this: Jackson said Holliday told investigators that Lee had paid her between $500 and $1,000 to accept between 15 and 20 deliveries from Phoenix previously.


That doesn't sound like someone explaining a single shipment. I guess she disliked being used as a drug drop and not getting paid much for it.

And now she's facing 12 to 30 in the penitentiary. Remember kids, you can't make deals with the cops so shut your face and get a lawyer who's not an idiot.

What ever happened to growing the shiat in your closet? Kids these days... lazy...

Alllll Riiiiight

I Like Ice Cream!

Maximum Leader: And now she's facing 12 to 30 in the penitentiary. Remember kids, you can't make deals with the cops so shut your face and get a lawyer who's not an idiot.

She was stoned.

pinch_harmonics: How would Fedex know? Do they have dogs? Or is this just a case of bad packaging?

I'd suspect that the airport dogs regularly go through the cargo carriers.

There was a guy in New York City that would use bicycle messengers to deliver the goods. He finally got busted because Stuttering John talked about using the service on the Howard Stern show. The guy running the ring was a regular caller on the show, it got enough mentions that the cops were able to put two and two together to start the investigation, then evidence just fell into place. It was a pretty good plan until loose lips sunk the ship.

staplermofo: texas_metal_pwns_all: /doesn't know the actual state motto if there is one

"Texas, we lost a war to a war-torn Mexico and still talk tough."

The only war with Mexico that I know of was the one that won ... our independence and all that. What war are you talking about? The great illegal immigration war?

I meant to say: that we won

street value can range from $800 to $1,000 a pound

must have been that poopee Schwag

/no real loss there

/doesn't know the actual state motto if there is one

Visit Texas, the weed is cheap!

Froderick_Fronkensteen: The only war with Mexico that I know of was the one that won ... our independence and all that. What war are you talking about? The great illegal immigration war?

Shhh, people will repeat this.

cerote: There's a reason we referred to that town as "Rantucky" when we lived in Urbana.

Speaking for the citizens of the Commonwealth of Kentucky, I'd like to say: Y'all can kiss my ass.

And as a resident of the 2nd largest producer of marijuana in the Unites States, I's like to say: neener neener neener!

I miss the days when a fat oz. cost $35. And this wasn't ditch weed, or that crap that grew wild out behind Grandad's barn, either.

/stop smoking my lawn!

Subby:Not this time, Mitch
I doubt Mitch was receiving 87 pounds of the stuff!

"I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too."
-Mitch Hedberg

Here's a thought... legalize the stuff and move on to solving real crimes.

87 pounds? He was getting greedy! Ya gotta go in smaller quantities hidden amongst other items. Duh.

staplermofo: LaChanz: $50 an ounce? Where is this place?

How much are you guys paying?

Oklahoma 80-100 for beaner weed
160 for kb
300 for the hydroponic

give me doughnuts: cerote: There's a reason we referred to that town as "Rantucky" when we lived in Urbana.

Speaking for the citizens of the Commonwealth of Kentucky, I'd like to say: Y'all can kiss my ass.

And as a resident of the 2nd largest producer of marijuana in the Unites States, I's like to say: neener neener neener!

I miss the days when a fat oz. cost $35. And this wasn't ditch weed, or that crap that grew wild out behind Grandad's barn, either.

/stop smoking my lawn!

I guess i'm older still remember the fat oz with no stims or seeds for $10

Maximum Leader: Control_this: Jackson said Holliday told investigators that Lee had paid her between $500 and $1,000 to accept between 15 and 20 deliveries from Phoenix previously.


That doesn't sound like someone explaining a single shipment. I guess she disliked being used as a drug drop and not getting paid much for it.

And now she's facing 12 to 30 in the penitentiary. Remember kids, you can't make deals with the cops so shut your face and get a lawyer who's not an idiot.

Word.

Never, ever, ever, cooperate with the police. Ever. Doesn't even matter if you're innocent. Just don't do it.

The only words that should ever come out of your mouth are, "I want to see a lawyer." Once you say that, if they refuse to show you a lawyer then everything you say is inadmissible in court as evidence - still, even with this fact, don't say crap to them.

The police are not your friends. They don't want to do right by you. They don't want to help you. They are doing their job, and they're more than happy to do it by threatening and intimidating you if they can get away with it, and if this means setting you up so that the prosecutors can charge you with 4 or 5 different felonies so that you'll plead guilty to a misdemeanor, then so be it.

Remember, actual justice is hard and time consuming. The modern C.J. system is set up right now to browbeat and threaten people into settling cases before they go to trial, effectively taking away your right to a defense.

Don't let them do this to you - keep your mouth shut and talk to that damn lawyer.

A class X felony.

Someone's been touting their knowledge of alphabet. I'll bet he has his kindergarten diploma framed.

That's some expensive sticky.

If you have a sweet deal don't tell anyone. Thats your first mistake right there.

Froderick_Fronkensteen: The only war with Mexico that I know of was the one that won ... our independence and all that. What war are you talking about? The great illegal immigration war?


I understand your confusion; teh British wore red coats; Santa Ana' officers wore red pants. With all the armies around in those days when we were winning our independence from teh Indianans I guess it was all-too-possible to mistake one for the other. Happens all the time and is teh funnay. Just teh other day I confused my 80-year-old French grandmother with a can of bamboo shoots, for example-so I have some sympathy for you.
/not much
//but a little
///probably homeschooled

A pot bust thread about my old hometown. Boy does that bring back memories. Or would...

Half Star: Subby:Not this time, Mitch
I doubt Mitch was receiving 87 pounds of the stuff!

"I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too."
-Mitch Hedberg

I love Mitch!!!

tela28: Half Star: Subby:Not this time, Mitch
I doubt Mitch was receiving 87 pounds of the stuff!

"I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too."
-Mitch Hedberg

I loved Mitch!!!

FTFM

the ups and fedex drivers around here drop off packages and quickly drive off without asking for your signature. i imagine you could have packages sent to a vacant house or when people are on vacation.
watch out for any cars stakeing out the house and at 3am run up and take it.

ViVeriVniversumVivusVici: I understand your confusion;

I understand your confusion also. Texas was a independent nation before joining the United States.

Wow, a news article that actually goes LOW on their estimate, instead of estimating like $5k/lb.

And Fark users are still slamming it.

/you would think the newspaper would have at least SOMEONE who is aware of the price of cannibis
//doesn't smoke
///if you are going to send that much stuff, why Fedex? I believe 50+ lb falls under shipping freight instead of just normal parcel shipments

LaChanz: staplermofo: How much are you guys paying?

I don't know what it is you are referring to, but if I had to guess, the answer would be $125 to $150 per. Depending on grade it could be as much as $300.

About the same here.
At least, that's what I've been told.....

I can't see a FedEx truck without thinking of Clutch's "The Mob Goes Wild" vid

walnuts55: staplermofo: LaChanz: $50 an ounce? Where is this place?

How much are you guys paying?

Oklahoma 80-100 for beaner weed
160 for kb
300 for the hydroponic

the going rate in montana is around $400 an ounce... its good shiat tho.

/asked a "friend"

Shoulda used the Swayze Express.



/I don't mean to interrupt your meat stealin' but I am farkin HIIIIGH

nick4753: Wow, a news article that actually goes LOW on their estimate, instead of estimating like $5k/lb.

And Fark users are still slamming it.

/you would think the newspaper would have at least SOMEONE who is aware of the price of cannibis

Ever occur to some of you that maybe writers are screwing up the values purposely?