This woulda been nice if she was hot.

Frank N Stein: This woulda been nice if she was hot.

wha?

I'd eat her scones anyday

log_jammin: Frank N Stein: This woulda been nice if she was hot.

wha?

I'd eat her scones anyday



Really? She looks like Andre The Giant in drag

Frank N Stein: Really? She looks like Andre The Giant in drag

shes a brit. they all look like Andre The Giant in some way.

Looks like the Councillor is waiting for the latest "spit or swallow?" polls to come in.

Frank N Stein:Really? She looks like Andre The Giant in drag

I was thinking Rocky Dennis.

Cute... I've seen worse. Done worse.

Also, big farking deal

So, do all British chicks look like Ms. Fatt-ay Zelwiger?

You had me at "slutty"

She needs to stick with her day job. The modeling thing's not workin out.

dog face

Relative to the other chicks who are considered attractive on Fark she's a Heidi Klume.

She has my vote.

Butterface, holy british butter face........

She'd have a brilliant political future in Vegas. The current mayor stated he didn't have a problem with alcohol cuz he loved to drink. However, most of the county commissioners seem to end up in ye olde gaol. Perhaps she should arrive with a best before date on her forehead.

^_^

We need the "Studman69" pic, STAT!

That's an old looking 19 year-old

some_random_guy Cute... I've seen worse. Done worse.

Seconded.

She's not the only young candidate, so, are they going after her because she's a lesbian, or is she TRULY the only one drinking on the weekends and taking idiot pictures... ?

There's not a single bit of hypocrisy in her public stance that a quick glacne over that article reveals, so: good on her. May she enjoy herself and benefit her constituents.

I'd hit it from behind.

The_OcO: Butterface, holy british butter face........

This.... is what i came in to say.

/hates the "this", loves the slashie!

Man. She is ugly in a way that only the British can be ugly. I'm reminded of 'King Ralph'.

balthan: I was thinking Rocky Dennis.

John Lithgow came to mind when I saw that pic.

Uhhm ... maybe one of ye who also RTFA can help me wi this, once you rinse out the last of the eye-bleach:

What the fark is a "lap-dancing pole?"

Wait ... never mind ...

John Lithgow came to mind when I saw that pic.

You perverted bastard ;)

Frank N Stein: ....

Really? She looks like Andre The Giant in drag

I was thinking Wynonna Judd (the fat one)

I'd hit it, but I doubt that I'd brag. She's a single bagger.

dbirchall: some_random_guy Cute... I've seen worse. Done worse.

Seconded.

Thirded

/I'd break her hip DRUNK

her face is kinda huge.

Remember, friends: Its not a tramp stamp, its a coaster. Gotta put your beer somewhere when you're hittin' it after all.

fredbox: Its not a tramp stamp, its a coaster.

Genius...sheer genius...

She's weird lookin'. I got no more to say for myself. Good for her.

she believes in "lust at first sight".

One of many willing to give her a night she'll never remember.

What is a councilor roughly equivalent to in the 'States?

Like "counsel?" She's a bit young to be a lawyer.

/confused

Look at what her father said. No guidance, obviously, all her growing years. So now she's showing out, and all she really wants is the attention she never got from her parents. What her father said was the ultimate shrugging of the shoulders.

someone hit that...



with the ugly stick

Samwise Gamgee: Man. She is ugly in a way that only the British can be ugly. I'm reminded of 'King Ralph'.

Which in turn has John Goodman in it, John Goodman was in Roseanne, and Roseanne is ugly in a way that only Americans can be (IE, fat, crass, stupid and loud). Three degrees of uglification.

Now google Kelly Brook, Kate Beckinsale and Catherine Zeta Jones, then STFU.

AaaPha: (IE, fat, crass, stupid and loud). Three degrees of uglification.


Three? By your count?

Ewwww its Ricki Lake!

Lol, she's one of those people you can tell the nationality of just by looking at them. Dear god.

AaaPha: ugly in a way that only Americans can be (IE, fat, crass, stupid and loud).

oh comon... you guys are telling me you wouldn't hit it after a few drinks? Heck, she isnt bad looking to begin with even...

/Drunk
//Would most certainly hit it at this point.

Mayhem_2006: ^_^

We need the "Studman69" pic, STAT!

You know, I enjoy making fun of Internet People who claim to have ridiculously high standards. But this girl just isn't very attractive.

Man I read that headline as Britney, not Britain. Must have been the "slutty" prefix that got me on the wrong track.


some_random_guy:
Also, big farking deal

This, exactly.

mesorivas: er face is kinda huge.

compared with the features upon it, especially.

AaaPha: Samwise Gamgee: Man. She is ugly in a way that only the British can be ugly. I'm reminded of 'King Ralph'.

Which in turn has John Goodman in it, John Goodman was in Roseanne, and Roseanne is ugly in a way that only Americans can be (IE, fat, crass, stupid and loud). Three degrees of uglification.

Now google Kelly Brook, Kate Beckinsale and Catherine Zeta Jones, then STFU.

Fair enough. But I didn't mean that only British can be that ugly. I meant that there's a certain *kind* of ugliness there that only exists in Great Britain. It's that 'wide jowls with tiny mouth and close-together-eyes' look.

Frank N Stein: But this girl just isn't very attractive.

hot? no.

Butt ugly? no

A fun friday night after the pub? yup

The British have gotta have the highest concentration of ugly per capita in the world.