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(Sports by Brooks) Amusing NY Giants lineman Grey Ruegamer on his experience castrating lambs with his teeth: "There was beer. It was worth it. I have pictures."   (sportsbybrooks.com) divider line 26
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LonMead 2008-01-27 04:41:11 AM  
better have been a lot of beer

 
Freak 2008-01-27 04:42:24 AM  
Alright. This one definitely wins for oddest filler story leading up to the SB.

 
doschi 2008-01-27 04:56:23 AM  
Someone needs to castrate this animal abusing fark.

shiat, I mean I like a burger as much as the next guy, but I don't bite living animals.

Dick.

 
Indis 2008-01-27 04:58:51 AM  
Hold me Tom - I'm scared.

www.thebostonchannel.com

 
Kiribub [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 08:03:35 AM  
That's pretty unsettling. :(

 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor 2008-01-27 08:08:18 AM  
And you thought Chuck Norris was tough.

 
Buufoo 2008-01-27 08:09:05 AM  
Honestly, who among us hasn't bitten off a lambs testicles? Let's not be a bunch of hypocrites now.

 
mikep7777 2008-01-27 08:11:44 AM  
He probably did it back when he was playing for the Pats in 2001. Classless bastard.

 
keylock71 2008-01-27 08:51:42 AM  
Why would you even admit to something like that?

 
Bring-out-your-dead 2008-01-27 09:07:20 AM  
SICK TAG?
WHERE'S THE FARKIN SICK TAG?

 
squidloe 2008-01-27 09:27:17 AM  
AnnoyingKidNextDoor: And you thought Chuck Norris was tough.

Chuck Norris castrated himself. Using his teeth.

 
Bring-out-your-dead 2008-01-27 09:31:58 AM  
LonMead: better have been a lot of beer


I hope the beer was for the lambs.

 
Theaetetus 2008-01-27 10:48:59 AM  
keylock71: Why would you even admit to something like that?

He's trying to one-up Michael Vick.

 
skinink 2008-01-27 10:53:58 AM  

He was drunk because he did the castration while eating fava beans, with a nice Chianti ftfftftftftftfftftf!!!!!


Thank heaven it wasn't Michael Strahan that did it. That tooth gap would have stripped the whole lamb tackle off.


 
alienofamerica [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 11:02:24 AM  
squidloe: Chuck Norris castrated himself. Using his teeth.

Yep yep. And afterwards he even impregnated my three daughters.

 
ctobio 2008-01-27 11:17:54 AM  
Uh, he put a sheep's balls in his mouth.

From TFA:

"away you go. It's the way the Basques do it."

I'm from Spain. Never heard of this. Blame the Basques for a lot of things, but I've never accused them of teabagging sheep. They're not Scottish.

 
tdpatriots12 2008-01-27 12:43:37 PM  
Didn't he used to be a Patriot, too?

 
dholway [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 01:10:37 PM  
The original article: http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/story/107441

 
SubBass49 2008-01-27 01:30:45 PM  
Indis: Hold me Tom - I'm scared.

You obviously didn't get the memo about Brady's baldness treatments...the picture you posted has been corrected to reflect the TRUE Tom Brady...in his Terry Bradshaw-ish shiny-scalped glory.

img89.imageshack.us

 
IAmRight [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 02:32:42 PM  
That 1996 Sun Devils team definitely had the oddest people on it, with him, Plummer, and Tillman.

 
toonz 2008-01-27 04:14:01 PM  
keylock71: Why would you even admit to something like that?

there was beer?

 
keylock71 2008-01-27 04:39:48 PM  
toonz: keylock71: Why would you even admit to something like that?

there was beer?



A.) There isn't an amount of beer you can offer me to bite off a sheep's testicles... not even a lifetime's supply of my favorite brew...

B.) If there was an amount I would do it for, I sure as hell wouldn't be admitting the act to the press or anybody else.

On a mildly serious note, it not only strikes me as a stupid thing to do (especially on a dare), but it's also an incredibly cruel thing to do. I'm not a vegetarian, tree hugging animal rights activist by any stretch of the imagination, but people who do shiat like this to animals for fun are beyond contempt in my book... this lunkhead ought to have his testicles bitten off by a large carnivore.

 
dumbstudent2002 2008-01-27 11:06:23 PM  
For the record, remind me nit to go drinking with this farker.

/I likes my balls where they are.

 
IAmRight [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 11:21:12 PM  
keylock71: On a mildly serious note, it not only strikes me as a stupid thing to do (especially on a dare), but it's also an incredibly cruel thing to do.

It's not like it was a dare, apparently some family friend chick asked him to help her do it.

Is it wrong to be a little aroused by the thought of a hot chick doing this? I mean, I'd also be terrified of her...but it's a little hot, right?

 
keylock71 2008-01-28 07:04:49 AM  
IAmRight: keylock71: On a mildly serious note, it not only strikes me as a stupid thing to do (especially on a dare), but it's also an incredibly cruel thing to do.

It's not like it was a dare, apparently some family friend chick asked him to help her do it.

Is it wrong to be a little aroused by the thought of a hot chick doing this? I mean, I'd also be terrified of her...but it's a little hot, right?


Eh... just my view as a city slicker, I guess...and no, sir, not even a little hot.

 
Combustion 2008-01-28 11:48:30 AM  
I had a TEACHER do this in high school. In Walla Walla Washington, his name was Gary Odgen and sure enough he did it. He didn't mention the Basques though, he said "This is how cowboys do it." Really, really gross!

 
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