If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Fark SearchWeb Fark

         more options... Create account

(Tribune-Herald) Strange Bad: You're suspended from school. Worse: They won't say why. Fark: You're the principal   (hawaiitribune-herald.com) divider line 32
More: Strange  
•       •       •

11225 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jan 2008 at 2:26 AM   |  Make this a Fark FavoriteFavorite    |   share: Share on OMGTWITTER WEB2.0share on StumbleUponshare on Facebook  more»   |    Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends! shirt it!

32 Comments   (+0 »)


Archived thread
 
HenryFnord [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 11:29:41 PM  
Oh he knows what he did.

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 11:47:33 PM  
Sounds like a falsified resume to me.

If it were anything worse they'd be happy to hang him in the media.

 
whyerhead [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 01:39:40 AM  
Laupahoehoe... does anyone else find that name, funny?

 
Notabunny 2008-01-27 02:34:18 AM  
That's what happens when you violate double secret probation.

 
rburp 2008-01-27 02:34:24 AM  
whyerhead: Laupahoehoe... does anyone else find that name, funny?

if you put an s in front of it it sort of looks like "slap a hoe hoe"

 
Sentra 2008-01-27 02:36:18 AM  
Wow, teachers and parents mobbing the principal. Sad times.

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-01-27 02:37:34 AM  
He's a male, if he didn't do something already, he probably would have done it in the future.

 
IndianaLiz 2008-01-27 02:50:47 AM  
kidsizedcoffin: He's a male, if he didn't do something already, he probably would have done it in the future.

So you guys are allowed to play the gender card now?
/disapproves of all cards
//particularly Christmas ones.

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-01-27 02:52:27 AM  
IndianaLiz: kidsizedcoffin: He's a male, if he didn't do something already, he probably would have done it in the future.

So you guys are allowed to play the gender card now?
/disapproves of all cards
//particularly Christmas ones.


I do my best not to support hallmark. I'm assuming as a male, I can play the male gender card.

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-01-27 02:54:14 AM  
I figure they found out he ruined the beatles.

 
halfjack 2008-01-27 02:56:47 AM  
Damn RIGHT we are, IndianaLiz. especially in child care/education. Everyone ASSUMES that men are out to boink kindergarten kids and wont let them near their snowflakes.

/bitter would-be teacher
//dearly loves children
///seen too many male friends destroyed by the THREAT of lawsuits to ever set foot in a classroom again
////penises are WMD, dontchaknow

 
MrEricSir 2008-01-27 03:02:13 AM  
kidsizedcoffin: I figure they found out he ruined the beatles.

Is he the real Paul, or the fake Paul?

 
Fehlawl 2008-01-27 03:05:27 AM  
Did someone say suspended?

i26.tinypic.com

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-01-27 03:14:31 AM  
Principal Tanzarian?

 
justoneznot 2008-01-27 03:22:56 AM  
kid toucher.

 
dbirchall [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 03:33:48 AM  
whyerhead Laupahoehoe... does anyone else find that name, funny?

Yup. Hang around Hawaii a little while and you get used to the crazy names, though. Like "Aiea" and "Kaaawa."

 
Cerebral Ballsy [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 04:36:00 AM  
This is Fark, so I'm gonna guess child porn.

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-01-27 05:02:42 AM  
Cerebral Ballsy: This is Fark, so I'm gonna guess child porn.

If it was 4chan maybe.

 
starsrift 2008-01-27 07:36:58 AM  
Why do schools have principals, again?

 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor 2008-01-27 08:01:35 AM  
starsrift: Why do schools have principals, again?

Figurehead position to satisfy the locals. Everyone knows the Board of Education is what REALLY runs a school these days.

 
carniemechanic 2008-01-27 08:20:46 AM  
starsrift:

Why do schools have principals, again?

So there's somebody to blame for everything. DUH!

 
starsrift 2008-01-27 08:26:14 AM  
Prexactly.

 
scotus 2008-01-27 09:11:35 AM  
nymag.com

Not Amused

 
Beppo 2008-01-27 09:59:43 AM  
High school girls, meet Fist of Angry God.

 
Omnivorous 2008-01-27 10:30:53 AM  
Last time this happened in Snohomish county, the head of the school district was poking one of the principals.

 
kellynoel [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 10:58:57 AM  
You fail subby. TFA doesn't say they didn't tell HIM why he's suspended. They just aren't telling the public.

 
Bacontastesgood 2008-01-27 11:35:41 AM  
phukitol:

States and counties often have Departments of Education, and there is a national one, too.

In other news, acronyms are often not unique.

 
Mouser 2008-01-27 11:37:21 AM  
Josef K. wanted for questioning.

 
twiztedjustin 2008-01-27 12:03:02 PM  
Laupahoehoe was all it took for me to get the required comedic value from this article.

 
Ral 2008-01-27 03:21:46 PM  
Department of Energy was my first thought, too. Both of my parents used to work for the DOE -- the Energy one.

 
OriginalReaper 2008-01-27 08:01:30 PM  
phukitol: Members of the Laupahoehoe School Community Council in December sent a letter to lawmakers and DOE officials

???


i'm gonna go on a hunch and say department of education.

 
SoxSweepAgain 2008-01-27 09:23:59 PM  
dbirchall: whyerhead Laupahoehoe... does anyone else find that name, funny?

Yup. Hang around Hawaii a little while and you get used to the crazy names, though. Like "Aiea" and "Kaaawa."


I actually lived right down the road from Laupahoehoe (in Hilo), and it's one of the saddest names in modern Hawaii. In 1946 it was hit by a surprise tsunami that killed a lot of elementary school kids.

Coincidentally.

 
Displayed 32 of 32 comments


[Continue Farking]