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(The Morning Call) Dumbass Allentown, PA provides one of the BEST arrest photos you will ever see   (mcall.com) divider line 266
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SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 10:55:58 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That is awesome!

 
Software2 2008-01-26 11:21:40 PM  
www.mcall.com

Photoshop Challenge: Humiliate this man even more.

 
chakalakasp [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 11:21:55 PM  
Man, he's gonna have a hard time explaining that in prison.

 
atomic-age [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 11:22:31 PM  
Oh. My.

That is hysterical.

That guy is never going to get a second chance to make a first impression with me. He's always going to be just this: an insta-cliche.

 
Calvin Coolidge 2008-01-26 11:22:37 PM  
Why (how?) the hell would you drive while wearing slippers like that?

 
Deadhouseplants [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 11:22:45 PM  
I think his prison sentence should contain him having this picture in his cell and every other cell on the cellblock.

 
JurassFinishFirst 2008-01-26 11:22:46 PM  
Hardcore

 
Interrupted Infinitum 2008-01-26 11:22:58 PM  
Jesus Christ! It's two lions, get in the squad car!

 
sombreradoraloca 2008-01-26 11:23:28 PM  
It's the ciiiiiiiircle...

The ciiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiife.

 
Oldiron_79 2008-01-26 11:24:25 PM  
This will be in every CATURDAY till hell freezes over.

 
Architectronica 2008-01-26 11:25:13 PM  
Baby-clothes Mcgee.

 
skinink 2008-01-26 11:25:16 PM  

And thus brings a unusual conclusion to Caturday. But then, I guess if your running around committing double homicides, you'll wear whatever the fark you want.


/And we're killing here in Allentown


 
cosmikdebrix 2008-01-26 11:25:26 PM  
Was he lyin' to the cops or just trying to give 'em the slip(pers) ...

 
TargetIndy 2008-01-26 11:25:36 PM  
My brother-in-law was wearing bunny slippers when he got nailed with a DWI. He was a student at Ball State at the time. I went up there with his dad to bail him out. Ever had a funny thought hit you at the worst moment? Yea, it was a lot like that.

 
plutoniumfeather 2008-01-26 11:25:48 PM  
WTF?

/proud to be a Pennsylvanian

 
Bith Set Me Up 2008-01-26 11:26:00 PM  
www.cybertronical.com

The fail is strong with this one...

 
wildrufus [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-26 11:26:49 PM  
Famously funny Fark photo forever.

/I can haz alliteration?

 
Scifientologist 2008-01-26 11:27:53 PM  
I would now like to officially nominate the subby for some sort of award. Best thread I'm gonna see all night I'm betting.

(heavy lisp) But the blue shorts just clash with the slippers. And the hoody? Darling please, watch "What Not to Wear", seriously sugar.

/Ok, now that that's out of my system. BACON!!!!!

 
Kevthecatslayer 2008-01-26 11:28:15 PM  
Insert obligatory "Allentown' lyric

 
The Dogs of War 2008-01-26 11:28:47 PM  
holy cow!
i have those exact same shorts!
/not as big of course

 
beilkesays 2008-01-26 11:29:17 PM  
it was funny even before i scrolled down to the slippers

 
TreoFanatic 2008-01-26 11:29:43 PM  
This photo has potential..... really it does just needs some 'shop freaks on it thats all

 
nativefloridian 2008-01-26 11:29:53 PM  
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

He's *never* going to live that down. Nor should he.

 
TrixieDelite 2008-01-26 11:30:04 PM  
Me thinks he's #1 on Mr. Blackwell's list.

 
pyrex 2008-01-26 11:30:09 PM  
Ohhh he has a thin chinstrap-type beard. Thought it was an overgrown baby at first :-|

 
JohnnyRebel88 2008-01-26 11:30:14 PM  
I'm in Allentown and unfortunately haven't had the opportunity to run into this gentleman prior to his incarceration. Damn! Wonder what he will wear to court.

/Next photoshop. Court Attire?

 
TennesseeTuxedo 2008-01-26 11:31:13 PM  
If he wasn't wearing the slippers, he could have easily escaped while the cops were doubled over and pissing themselves with laughter. As it is, he's going to be passed around as currency for the rest of his miserable life. Good for him. Hope it works out for him.

 
Phil Herup 2008-01-26 11:31:52 PM  
Never underestimate anybody

 
TrixieDelite 2008-01-26 11:32:04 PM  
Software2: Photoshop Challenge: Humiliate this man even more.

Impossible.
BTW, are those scars on his legs from shooting up? Inquiring minds want to know.

 
TeaEarlGreyHot 2008-01-26 11:32:09 PM  
Odd, I was just listening to "Allentown."

Now I'm listening to "Barrytown." Farkers, do your best.

 
elpepe55 2008-01-26 11:32:12 PM  
win!

 
Ninjawitch 2008-01-26 11:34:13 PM  
img.photobucket.com

 
stangbat 2008-01-26 11:34:31 PM  
Thanks subby, it's nice to end the evening with a good laugh.

 
pachacutec 2008-01-26 11:36:10 PM  
who would buy their heroin from some one that looks like that?

 
TrixieDelite 2008-01-26 11:36:13 PM  
I'd hit it.


Oh, come on, someone had to be first.

 
Egalitarian [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-26 11:36:41 PM  
hahaha. that's hysterical.

 
dchall1 2008-01-26 11:37:26 PM  
TrixieDelite:

Impossible.
BTW, are those scars on his legs from shooting up? Inquiring minds want to know.



Razorburn.

 
chakalakasp [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 11:38:04 PM  
img341.imageshack.us

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 11:38:23 PM  
oh man, if this becomes a cliche i'm so glad i'm getting in on this on the ground floor.

 
utahraptor2 2008-01-26 11:38:44 PM  
Nothing funnier than drug violence and animal slippers.

 
Sim Tree [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 11:38:55 PM  
You know, I keep reading about people trying to run from the cops in slippers, swim flippers, flip-flops, pants falling down, etc.

If you know you're going to be running, why not wear a good pair of running shoes? Show some initiative!

 
Professor Duck 2008-01-26 11:39:06 PM  
Ah yes...more stupidity from my neighboring city...

/I really wanna move...

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 11:39:29 PM  
oh, and did any other doctor who fans notice that the door kinda looks like the Tardis?

 
mmagdalene [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 11:39:33 PM  
Farking AWESOME!!!

 
Monkey's Knuckle 2008-01-26 11:39:51 PM  
subby, you are not lying.

 
FarkJammin' 2008-01-26 11:39:57 PM  
Cuzin' Jebediah sho let himsef go.....

 
sift 2008-01-26 11:40:44 PM  
wheres the south carolina threads?

 
AlecRazec 2008-01-26 11:40:54 PM  
Holy shiat, is that a farking ewok?

 
Linto 2008-01-26 11:41:06 PM  
I feel a brand spankin' new cliche coming on

 
jsherp 2008-01-26 11:41:34 PM  
I smell a Fark cliche. The dude doesn't realize it, but he'll live forever in our hearts and minds here in Fark-land.

 
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