That's redundant.
/kidding

I love seeing those pictures. They bring a smile to my face.

Thank god none of my pictures are on there.

Been here long, submitter?

How do you know they're from NJ? I thought they were attributed to another state that breeds similar knuckle-dragging, mouthbreather douchebags.

jmmsmile: How do you know they're from NJ? I thought they were attributed to another state that breeds similar knuckle-dragging, mouthbreather douchebags.

You mean Long Island?

Heh, I bet if they tried to install linux they would have to run screaming to a newbie forum for help that is if they even could comprehend the freedom that the Open Source movement could give them.

It's like cosplay!

We need a 'LOL Guidos' PShop contest.

LOOK! I'M SERIOUS!


AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

What was the number of the Great Guido thread? I, uh, forgot.

JerseyTim: Thank god none of my pictures are on there.

Now with the headline change, my comment makes me look like a fake suntanning jackhole.

Sorry, kinda new here and I haven't been back to the state of my birth
since, roughly, my birth. So I'm curious. Is orange makeup something
guys are doing back there?

/why oh why?
//not submitter

oompa-loompas!

I want to be a machine: Sorry, kinda new here and I haven't been back to the state of my birth
since, roughly, my birth. So I'm curious. Is orange makeup something
guys are doing back there?

/why oh why?
//not submitter

Nope, just the douchebags from Queens, Staten Island and Long Island whose idea of a perfect vacation is a week in Sleazeside or Atlantic City and a few bottles of Grey Goose to mix with frozen concentrated orange juice.

Gah! Subby, you left out the Guido warning. Asshole.

jmmsmile: How do you know they're from NJ? I thought they were attributed to another state that breeds similar knuckle-dragging, mouthbreather douchebags.

What? like New York?

AeroSquid: oompa-loompas!

my thoughts exactly....

JerseyTim: Thank god none of my pictures are on there.

you're not a Guido are you?

Ommpa Loompa gobbeldy goo

Turn yourself orange and look like a tool.

/really got nutin'

/That is all

AeroSquid

oompa-loompas!

Took the words right off of my keyboard!!

bwahh haa haaa!

Was this photo taken at a feg bar?

So *that's* why all the kids in the charity commercials are brown!

zombieninja: Was this photo taken at a feg bar?

Yes-- and the one on the left is the gerbil.

That was a rather comprehensive collection of Guidos.

Thanks subby. Good pshop fodder there.

You know what this is? This is my new farking haircut (new window).

/not now chief, I'm in the farking zone.
//jager bombs

kornkob: zombieninja: Was this photo taken at a feg bar?

Yes-- and the one on the left is the gerbil.

You bastard now I have to get the wine off the keyboard

Approves

This has to be a lighting thing with the camera flash that makes the bad orange show up. No one in their right mind would go outside looking like that.

Yes this is why although I miss NYC , I will never ever move back to
bermuda triangle of guidoness.
This makes me think of Nutley NJ.

zombieninja: Was this photo taken at a feg bar?

Called these people homosexual is an insult the gay community.

What's absolutely amazing is that these guys appear to have girlfriends. Girlfriends who will still be seen with them in public.

CHRIST ON A POGO STICK.

I'm starting to understand why some male Farkers make the comments they do regarding pictures of females. There is not one hittable person on that entire page. I'd rather do the chick, and I'm not entirely sure if I'm joking :p

Thanks skinink, I was wondering why some of them were puckering up for the camera like 16 year old skanks.

This one is by far the funniest:



"Man, being orange is so farking cool. Farkin skanks love that shiat, yo."

nativefloridian: What's absolutely amazing is that these guys appear to have girlfriends. Girlfriends who will still be seen with them in public.

No-- they have cousins. Kinda like a girlfriend, except when they get a blowjob, it's a class C felony.

I was glad to take this opportunity to teach my 6yo exactly what a douchebag was.

"Is this a douchebag, daddy?" she said pointing to the spiky haired douche.

"Yes, baby, that's a douchebag. You can tell by the pouty fish lips. Douches do that all the time."

This cannot be for real. Why would anyone in their right mind think that fake 'n bake is attractive???

Yesdog: It's like cosplay!

Cosplayers have more inherent dignity and are capable of interesting conversation.

And some are teh hawt.


nativefloridian: What's absolutely amazing is that these guys appear to have girlfriends. Girlfriends who will still be seen with them in public.

And I thought I had low stanards in the opposite gender.

So many Oompa Loompas.

Calvin Coolidge
This one is by far the funniest:

That one literally made me cringe. It almost looks like it should be painful...like they stuck their faces in a deep fryer or something.

Those guys aren't orange, they're burnt umber.

On a totally unrelated note, does anyone know where the photos of the "huge crystal cave" (link beneath guido photos) were taken?

multifarious I was just going to make a comment about how Zoolander uses the face as a huge joke, but apparently it's supposed to be cool...