He was probably just hiding his boner.

it's my friend's. i'm just holding it for him.

y'know, most cash registers have removable drawers

nativefloridian: y'know, most cash registers have removable drawers

Some ppl just aren't that smart

But officer... How else can I make sure I have proper change for the tolls.

Well, I heard it was safer than just a regular wallet, ya' know...

I hate wallets, and I figured carrying a purse might seem gay. Thats when the idea hit me. Cha-ching! A cash register.

Sorry Officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that.

nativefloridian: y'know, most cash registers have removable drawers

And most cars have trunks..

Lordmontu: nativefloridian: y'know, most cash registers have removable drawers

Some ppl just aren't that smart

I suppose it's ultimately a good thing that many criminals are inherently stupid. We get a good laugh, and they get caught.

nativefloridian: y'know, most cash registers have removable drawers

And even more remarkably, the cash can be removed from the drawers!

/this new technology...so confusing!
//honest, officer, my mom gave me this!

LonMead:
And even more remarkably, the cash can be removed from the drawers!

But then it's no longer neatly sorted :(

nativefloridian: LonMead:
And even more remarkably, the cash can be removed from the drawers!

But then it's no longer neatly sorted :(

Curse your logic!

A Black guy, a Italian guy, and a Hispanic guy?

Sounds like the beginning of a joke.

Actually Bryce might be more of a white guy name now that I think about it. We'll just say he's black so it sounds more interesting.

nativefloridian: y'know, most cash registers have removable drawers money

FTFY

I have a cash register in my lap right now (Royal model# Alpha 9155SC) and getting a kick out of this thread. Does anyone know how to get to drawer to open?

Go Slidell thieves.

/hometown

This is the sort of thread that deserves the tag even if it didn't happen in Florida.

SquirrelHill

Hell no, you keep your own. We have enough idiots already.

SquirrelHill: This is the sort of thread that deserves the tag even if it didn't happen in Florida.

"Florida" happened because modern medicines and science prevent Darwinism from doing its job!

...But officer, the cash register and I are in love......

This is not as bad as the guy who got caught dragging an ATM behind his pick-up.

JK. That never happened, as far as I know. But as dumb as some people are, it's only a matter of time.

wait, wait
it was in his lap? impressive

Dick in a box?

/Don't open the drawer, please nooooooo.

SuperDuper28: A Black guy, a Italian guy, and a Hispanic guy?

Sounds like the beginning of a joke.

So a black guy, an Italian guy, and a Hispanic guy are pulled over in a car after stealing a cash register. The officer walks up to the window and sees the cash register sitting in the black guys lap, the officer asks "So what exactly is going on here?".

The Hispanic guy looks up and says "We're holding it for a friend".

The Italian guy looks up and says "I didn't even notice it was in the car!"

The black guy looks up and says "Shoop Da Woop!", shoots the officer in the face and drives away.

This screams for a shop of the New Orleans Looter toting a cash register. Too bad I don't have Photoshop!

Still at large...




/Obscure?

Zulgaines:

Wrong on so many levels. Actually, wrong on one very big level.
Regardless, I'm still laughing.

Zulgaines
I choked on my cereal, dammit.