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(Dallas News) Dumbass "Police said Mr. Robinson ... thought that he'd discharged all of the rounds, so he put the gun to his head and pulled the trigger"   (dallasnews.com) divider line 121
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strangeguitar 2008-01-26 05:33:40 PM  
Terry Kath unavailable for comment.

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 05:37:50 PM  
Never play Russian roulette with a gun that has a clip.

I'm not saying he did, but it felt like the appropriate time to say it ;)

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 06:10:32 PM  
www.mun.ca

Approves

 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 06:11:01 PM  
I wouldn't say this is accidental, he did it on purpose.

And, as a gunowner, I say good riddance. We don't need more dumbass gun owners out there.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 07:14:16 PM  
duuuuuuuuuuuh

 
T.M.S. [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 07:21:02 PM  
100 bucks says he would have told you he was a responsible gun owner.

At least he knew where his gun was.

 
CheddarPants [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 07:34:55 PM  
Jesus loves his mom more than she will know.

 
alexanderplatz 2008-01-26 09:31:32 PM  
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.

 
atomic-age [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 10:32:14 PM  
. . . well, that sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

 
Oldiron_79 2008-01-26 10:34:18 PM  
Rule 1- Never point the gun at anything you don't plan to destroy.

Rule 2- the gun is always loaded.

Rule 3- if at any time you find yourself with an "empty gun" please refer back to rule 2

Follow these 3 rules and you should be fine.

 
Malinki 2008-01-26 10:34:19 PM  
Jon-Erik Hexum approves.

 
ParliamentFunkadelic 2008-01-26 10:34:46 PM  
Here's to you Mr. Robinson...

 
MrMaxwell 2008-01-26 10:35:52 PM  
Please god, let there be video.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 10:36:19 PM  
oops

 
Montuckian 2008-01-26 10:37:20 PM  
Oldiron_79: Rule 1- Never point the gun at anything you don't plan to destroy.

Rule 2- the gun is always loaded.

Rule 3- if at any time you find yourself with an "empty gun" please refer back to rule 2

Follow these 3 rules and you should be fine.



This.

Guns. They're not toys.

 
moothemagiccow 2008-01-26 10:37:25 PM  
Thank god for the second amendment

 
StopArrestingMe [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-26 10:37:57 PM  
i.cnn.net

 
Dan09 2008-01-26 10:38:49 PM  
Yeah. that guy's an idiot. Somebody mentioned the guy that tried to play Russian Roulette with a Glock. Yeah, I think this dude's along the same lines... Good riddance, in all honesty.

 
Man On Fire 2008-01-26 10:38:58 PM  
simon and garfunkle AND a gun thread.

 
Dan09 2008-01-26 10:40:12 PM  
Man On Fire: simon and garfunkle AND a gun thread.

Yeah, saw that too. Forgot though.

 
Christina_Chickenbasket 2008-01-26 10:40:25 PM  
Rule 1- Never point the gun at anything you don't plan to destroy.

Apparently he was originally attempting to destroy the atmosphere.

/His '94 Ford F250 diesel (with gun rack) was already way ahead of him.

 
simpsonfan 2008-01-26 10:40:54 PM  
Stupid idiot deserves it, Darwin Award winning idiot, that is.

Too dumb to count.

Too dumb to live.

Too bad there is no video.

 
Plissken 2008-01-26 10:42:12 PM  
What a loss of an obviously valuable, contributing member of our society!

 
kilgorn 2008-01-26 10:42:20 PM  
Mr. Robinson was taken to Parkland Memorial Hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

www.click2houston.com

Sorry Mr. Robinson, but you are no JFK...

 
SuperDuper28 2008-01-26 10:42:24 PM  
Andreous is a odd way to spell Andreas.

 
paulieY2J [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 10:43:21 PM  
Lets do a shot..

 
Nutnectar 2008-01-26 10:43:23 PM  
I have a gun to my head right now, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

 
mama's_tasty_foods 2008-01-26 10:44:42 PM  
A man accidentally shot and killed himself at a South Dallas party early Saturday after showing off his pistol to friends, police said.

A group of friends were drinking in the 3400 block of Iroquois Street when Andreous Robinson, 20, went outside around 1 a.m. and shot a few rounds into the air.

Police said Mr. Robinson then returned inside and thought that he'd discharged all of the rounds, so he put the gun to his head and pulled the trigger, said Sgt. Bruce McDonald, a homicide officer.


Shot off into the air? Thanks, dumbass, for endangering the lives of others. Let's hope he offed himself before he could reproduce.

 
Falcc 2008-01-26 10:45:43 PM  
Russian Roulette. The game everybody not involved wins becuase at least one dumb farker's dead.

 
Oldiron_79 2008-01-26 10:47:18 PM  
You know who else died of a self inflicted wound to the head?

www.holocaust-history.org

 
yaanu 2008-01-26 10:47:27 PM  
And here's to you, Mister Robinson...
Got yourself a [Dumbass] tag on FARK...

 
Zik-Zak 2008-01-26 10:47:46 PM  
You're a good man, Charlie Darwin.

/btw...
//...WTF kind of spelling is "Andreous"!?
///Sounds like an adjective for some kind of infection!

 
BassTurd 2008-01-26 10:48:01 PM  
Christina_Chickenbasket:
/His '94 Ford F250 diesel (with gun rack) was already way ahead of him.



Not as lot of rednecks go by the name Andreous

/just sayin'

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2008-01-26 10:49:09 PM  
Mr. Robinson was taken to Parkland Memorial Hospital, where he was pronounced dead. A farking idiot...

 
realdeal99 2008-01-26 10:51:55 PM  
Do over!

 
shadowwake 2008-01-26 10:53:31 PM  
I just feel bad for the people in the party who had to see that.

/Then again, my mother always did tell me to choose my company wisely. Not sure how that's working out for me, being on fark and all...

 
Dellirium 2008-01-26 10:54:15 PM  
The Darwin was strong in this one...

 
1facekim 2008-01-26 10:55:03 PM  
alexanderplatz: Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.

ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.......ha.ha.ha.10 minutes later.ha.ha.ha.ha.i laughed.icried..it became part of my life.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 10:55:10 PM  
moothemagiccow: Thank god for the second amendment

And the theory of natural selection.

 
Christina_Chickenbasket 2008-01-26 10:55:41 PM  
Not surprisingly, Andreous can be rearranged to spell "Undo Ears."

/...and, more entertainingly, "Anus Doer."
//Both redneck AND prophetic.

 
h to the 'ojo 2008-01-26 10:56:23 PM  
There should be a test for gun ownership. If the person can survive in a locked room, with a bathroom, running water, food, and other necessities WITH a loaded gun for 48 hrs and not injuring themselves

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 10:57:23 PM  
fark needs a darwin tag

 
Daku.0g 2008-01-26 11:00:08 PM  
Hobodeluxe: fark needs a darwin tag

this

 
remus 2008-01-26 11:00:29 PM  
Well, there's a mistake he won't make again.

 
A Tout Le Monde 2008-01-26 11:00:33 PM  
Mr. Robinson was taken to Parkland Memorial Hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

They took him to the hospital?

How exactly do you recover from that?

 
FlyingJ 2008-01-26 11:01:10 PM  
Damn you Kilgorn!
img412.imageshack.us
I've got Saturday night with pouring rain, Chick fil A, beer & FARK

 
burndtdan 2008-01-26 11:01:28 PM  
img.dailymail.co.uk

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-01-26 11:03:38 PM  
ParliamentFunkadelic: Here's to you Mr. Robinson...

Hey hey hey, hey hey hey.

 
A Tout Le Monde 2008-01-26 11:04:05 PM  
This is why I'm uncomfortable hanging out with people who shoot hand guns for fun. They see them as toys, and not a device that is intended to do one thing and only one thing, kill someone.

 
dbaggins 2008-01-26 11:07:22 PM  
at least it was his own head.

 
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