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(Sierra Vista Herald) Strange If you stole a pickup truck and abandoned it with 1150 pounds of pot, police would like to have a word with you. Oh, and bring nachos   (svherald.com) divider line 32
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Red Fist Of Harmony [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 06:47:49 PM  
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Red Fist Of Harmony [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 06:50:39 PM  
It's be funny if it were stolen for a joyride and the person had no idea what was in there.

 
Calvin Coolidge 2008-01-26 10:28:44 PM  
Great. Now I want nachos.

 
Gunny Highway 2008-01-26 10:30:36 PM  
And Johnny Chimpo movies

 
atomic-age [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 10:31:07 PM  
Damn, I knew I left something in the car.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 10:31:57 PM  
that's going to be a lot of nachos

 
ParliamentFunkadelic 2008-01-26 10:39:21 PM  
i think i gotta go downtown and get some nachos now... "Red Fist of Harmony" i like your enthusiasm, but burn in hell haha

 
CreepyBasementGuy 2008-01-26 10:42:23 PM  
Give up your nacho recipies people.

/not stoned but really hungry

 
TheAbstractor [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 10:49:30 PM  

 
thepostess [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 10:52:08 PM  
I just had a plate of nachos and I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

/no shiat
//Wishes I could find a truck like that.

 
sugarmagnolia94 2008-01-26 10:58:13 PM  
I enjoy my nachos with some homemade tortilla chips, melted shredded cheese, sour cream, guacamole, diced tomatoes, black olives, pinto beans and sautéed mushrooms. My pot, I'm a little less specific about.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 10:58:32 PM  
What the police should do is just run an ad saying, "Found: White 2006 Chevrolet pickup, about 4 miles west of Huachuca City. Contact Tempe Police Department."

Anyone who uses that much pot will probably call right up saying, "Dude, that sounds like my truck!" Case closed.

 
Glenechocreek 2008-01-26 11:05:22 PM  
Be on the lookout for cops eating nachos in the Tempe area. Then, you'll know where all that pot went to.

 
jonthenewt 2008-01-26 11:06:50 PM  
Damn, now I'm really craving some nachos pot

/been about 3 weeks since I've had any
//it's so hard to find here, you'd think it doesn't grow on trees

 
Man On Pink Corner [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 11:09:55 PM  
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Hector Remarkable 2008-01-26 11:14:10 PM  
Beautiful example example of prime fark.

Eleventy hundred pounds - the "grass" was in numerous containers, man.

/headline maybe implying the police will give me back my pot if I bring them nachos?

 
Thor's Raging Ball of Flaming Nuclear Fury 2008-01-26 11:15:28 PM  
L eagle eyes

 
amazing_live_seamonkeys [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-26 11:19:54 PM  
Man On Pink Corner

"Just how dangerous is he?"

"Compared to what? The bubonic plague?"

 
Software2 2008-01-26 11:20:05 PM  
NACHO THREAD

www.sangabrielvalleymenus.com

 
bmihura 2008-01-26 11:34:12 PM  
Why is pot such a big deal with law enforcement?

It's not nearly as harmful as alcohol or tobacco, other than costing the taxpayers' money.

 
Zulgaines 2008-01-26 11:37:39 PM  
Software2: NACHO THREAD

It doesn't usually look like that until a while after you ate it.

 
jonthenewt 2008-01-26 11:49:22 PM  
bmihura: Why is pot such a big deal with law enforcement?

It's not nearly as harmful as alcohol or tobacco, other than costing the taxpayers' money.


I think this may have been discussed before...

There are many reasons...I'm no expert, but from looking stuff up on the internets, I think it all started with a man named Harry Anslinger.

I don't know his exact motivations, but for some reason, he decided weed was evil, and convinced the Senate at a Senate hearing for the Marijuana Tax Act of 1937 that it was one of the most violence-causing drugs in the history of mankind (since when have you ever heard of a violent stoner?)

The only voice of reason was a doctor from the AMA, who said Anslinger didn't have any evidence to back up his claims that marijuana was harmful. It still passed in the Senate because of the fear-mongering, where it went to congress. A congressman lied and said the doctor from the AMA supported the bill one hundred percent, and cannabis was more or less illegal from that point on.

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"...the primary reason to outlaw marijuana is its effect on the degenerate races."

"Marijuana is an addictive drug which produces in its users insanity, criminality, and death."

"Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men."

"Marihuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing"

"You smoke a joint and you're likely to kill your brother."

"Marijuana is the most violence-causing drug in the history of mankind."

 
cam97ss 2008-01-26 11:58:48 PM  
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Glenechocreek 2008-01-26 11:59:16 PM  
n 1955, Terry Southern wrote a short story called Red Dirt Marijuana. After a couple of characters find some marijuana, one asks why it's illegal. The other replies, "It's 'cause a man see too much when he git high, that's what. He sees right through ever'thing...they's a lotta trickin' an' lyin' go on in the world...he see right through there into the truth of it!"

 
Tylak 2008-01-27 12:32:24 AM  
I like the use of the term grass. You don't hear that too often these days, it's classy.

 
sugarmagnolia94 2008-01-27 12:43:03 AM  
Tylak: I like the use of the term grass. You don't hear that too often these days, it's classy.

I've heard bud referred to as "grass" pretty much all throughout Europe.

 
bean4554 2008-01-27 12:52:34 AM  
Business as usual for Sierra Vista. I visited a friend down there once and he asked if I wanted to drop a carload of pot in Phoenix on my way back for $1000. I said no thanks but wound up getting a pound from him (for personal use, of course)

 
FarkinFarker 2008-01-27 03:16:03 AM  
i41.photobucket.com

"Nachos Rule"

 
Plissken 2008-01-27 03:36:12 AM  
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Tint it green and this is the alleged "pot" they found. Not nacho-worthy stuff, I'm quite certain.

 
flamingboard 2008-01-27 06:21:10 AM  
why do i never find stuff like this?

//if it wasn't for bad luck
///you know the rest

 
bootsandscoots 2008-01-27 07:58:39 AM  
jonthenewt: I saw that special on History Channel too.
(Very amusing anti-pot videos from 'back in the day')

Leena's Favorite Nachos

I couldn't resist, someone said post recipes, and imma foodie*
Generously sprinkle shredded pepperjack and cheddar on top of chips of choice, broil until the cheese has achieved cohesion with the salty-carby goodness. Dip in chunky salsa.

My Chunky Salsa:
Mix equal parts diced avacado, minced cilantro, and chunky salsa (I like Pace). The thicker the betta!

Serve wearing a cute little chili apron and nothing else.

*yes, I know no one cares. :D

 
aliens 2008-01-27 11:20:27 AM  
bootsandschoots

I care about you, your delicious recipe and that apron. Please bring all three to NYC ASAP.

Thanks!

 
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