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(Some Guy) Interesting 19-year-old girl dreams of being a dancer, but takes a job as a welder to pay the bills. Somebody should make a movie about her   (dispatch.com) divider line 116
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Kome [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 06:49:54 PM  
She could just strip, like everyone other girl who still has dreams and hopes.

 
strangeguitar 2008-01-26 07:09:15 PM  
She seems like a maniac to me.

 
Shaggy_C 2008-01-26 07:13:53 PM  
Kome: She could just strip, like everyone other girl who still has dreams and hopes.

www.dispatch.com

I'd throw dollar bills to it...

 
Bowen 2008-01-26 07:14:33 PM  
strangeguitar: She seems like a maniac to me.

on the floor

 
Oh No Melon 2008-01-26 07:15:02 PM  
And she's dancing like she's never danced before.

 
Nightmaretony 2008-01-26 07:15:16 PM  
Long as her boss isnt hitting on her....

 
dg41 [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 07:15:29 PM  
I'd tig it.

 
shubai33 [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 07:15:38 PM  
Bowen: strangeguitar: She seems like a maniac to me.

on the floor


and she's dancing like she's never danced before

 
kbarham 2008-01-26 07:15:56 PM  
Hit. Definitely hit.

 
nimbers 2008-01-26 07:15:59 PM  
I bet she'd be a star in Vegas if she combined the two.

Course, that might result in more casino fires....

 
Eat The Placenta 2008-01-26 07:16:13 PM  
yup, and she'll be in porn in no time

 
naveline 2008-01-26 07:16:54 PM  
If only I had a bucket of water to throw on her off-the shoulder sweatshirt and legwarmers.

 
zvoidx 2008-01-26 07:18:09 PM  
I'd weld it.

/too obvious?

 
skinink 2008-01-26 07:18:31 PM  
Nobody puts baby in a corner!!!!

 
html328 2008-01-26 07:19:50 PM  
I just had a Flash!

 
plywoodjungle 2008-01-26 07:20:55 PM  
Jeebus, $16/hr, that farking sucks. I feel overpaid now, AND I can't dance.

 
NickBob78 2008-01-26 07:22:00 PM  
Wow... This is weird. I haven't heard of an American girl with values like this in a while. She must not have had cable or MTV growing up.

/Better get her under control ladies.... She's raising the bar.

 
zahal [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 07:22:11 PM  
skinink: Nobody puts baby in a corner!!!!

what? your a maniac.

 
Phoenix_M 2008-01-26 07:22:11 PM  
nimbers: I bet she'd be a star in Vegas if she combined the two.

Course, that might result in more casino fires....


The Hard Rock Hotel night club in Bali has that on Wednesday nights. Plus 1 dollar Bintangs

 
AllahAckbar 2008-01-26 07:23:35 PM  
Or they could make a different movie where she slips in the middle of a plie, breaks her neck, and gets taken off life support by her private instructor.

 
Teafortwo 2008-01-26 07:23:49 PM  
plywoodjungle: Jeebus, $16/hr, that farking sucks. I feel overpaid now, AND I can't dance.

For an entry level job, and after a 3 weeks course?

Even with inflation, I wish entry level jobs sucked that much when I started working...

 
AllahAckbar 2008-01-26 07:24:23 PM  
Put the mask back on!

 
Gunny Walker 2008-01-26 07:25:27 PM  
Wow, she enjoys welding? Gosh, it's a shame she's a lesbian, she's actually kinda cute.

 
UberSmyth 2008-01-26 07:25:58 PM  
A welder? I hope she dances better than she welds. Look at that. Her mix is all to cock!

 
mreuther 2008-01-26 07:27:05 PM  
I'd hit that. The welding equipment would be kind of kinky.

 
Phil Herup 2008-01-26 07:29:02 PM  
Still great looking!

images.askmen.com

imstars.aufeminin.com

My high school dayz

 
oukewldave 2008-01-26 07:29:33 PM  
I'd let her give me a lap joint

 
G-force [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 07:35:06 PM  
As a welder, I 'm sure she is competent at all positions...

/weld humor
//really am a welder so I am getting a kick out of this thread.
///cant dance

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 07:37:39 PM  
Subby, would this movie really, really suck?

 
Arkcon 2008-01-26 07:38:37 PM  
img01.picoodle.com


Still Caturday

 
Calabast9 2008-01-26 07:39:14 PM  
"She spent three years with the Exhale Dance Tribe contemporary dance company and taught at another studio, but she found it difficult to juggle dance and work."

She was also a waitress?

And now we find out she tried juggling too? Jesus, this girl needs to pick one job and stick with it.

 
olddinosaur 2008-01-26 07:39:38 PM  
An independent rig welder with his own truck knocks down $75 an hour.

A good one has so much to do, he has to leave town to get a day off.

What's the flunk-out rate on ballet dancers, and how much do they make?

 
strangeguitar 2008-01-26 07:40:05 PM  
Almost off topic trivia:
The room that Beals did her famous dance in is the same one where Rodney took his final exam in Back to School.
/thanks IMDB

 
oryx 2008-01-26 07:40:54 PM  
Girl welder. That's hot.

 
ubertwit 2008-01-26 07:42:28 PM  
hot

 
The_Original_Roxtar 2008-01-26 07:43:16 PM  
marry me?

 
h to the 'ojo 2008-01-26 07:43:29 PM  
I'd tig it

 
theorellior 2008-01-26 07:44:39 PM  
naveline: If only I had a bucket of water to throw on her off-the shoulder sweatshirt and legwarmers.

You don't want to do that if she's in the middle of a weld.

 
OscarTamerz 2008-01-26 07:44:57 PM  
Doesn't look like she has too much slag on her. I'd put a bead in the V-groove then I'd do some SAW, GTAW, MIG and finish off with a display of my finest plasma skills. Chicks dig skills, like nunchuk skills.

 
kbarham 2008-01-26 07:45:41 PM  
Phil Herup: Still great looking!

Not following you here...

 
olddinosaur 2008-01-26 07:46:00 PM  
After re-reading the article, it says she was dancing with a troupe and also teaching, but still had to hold down a job to pay the bills.

That sucks big time.

I would have told them: "Look, pay me a wage I can live on, or I'll quit."

No backbone = no career.

 
theorellior 2008-01-26 07:46:10 PM  
OscarTamerz: I'd put a bead in the V-groove then I'd do some SAW, GTAW, MIG and finish off with a display of my finest plasma skills.

I'd go three-phase on that ass.

 
Mmmm_Hogfat 2008-01-26 07:46:24 PM  
This gave me a scary flashback: when I was a freshman in college, there was a talent show for all the residential students. One performance featured a woman doing a dance routine to "Maniac," which was memorable only because her legs had more cellulite on them than the entire state of Wisconsin. I still shudder...

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-01-26 07:47:17 PM  
strangeguitar: She seems like a maniac to me.

Win.

 
stirfrybry 2008-01-26 07:47:40 PM  
skinink: Nobody puts baby in a corner!!!!

LOL'd

 
Neko_Kawaii 2008-01-26 07:47:56 PM  
Welding is fun, until you get sparks down your shirt.

 
Hondaman4ever 2008-01-26 07:53:16 PM  
I'd let her touch my horn while doing some ultrasonic welding on that ass!

/that sound right?

 
h to the 'ojo 2008-01-26 07:54:56 PM  
It's a wonder most girls don't become escorts judging by this thread's comments.

Am I wrong in assuming that her $16/hr wage is for while she is apprenticing?

 
Enrico Pallazzo 2008-01-26 07:55:48 PM  
Neko_Kawaii: Welding is fun, until you get sparks down your shirt.

It's easier to just do it naked, then you don't need to worry about sparks getting in your clothes

 
mike_d85 2008-01-26 07:57:41 PM  
nimbers: I bet she'd be a star in Vegas if she combined the two.

Course, that might result in more casino fires....


Or she could join the grinder girl on letterman.

www.grindergirl.com

 
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