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(Some Guy) Strange With the SC primary tomorrow, John Edwards brings out the big guns: Ralph Stanley, "Cooter" from Dukes of Hazzard and Madeleine Stowe. LGT still-hittable pic   (indexjournal.com) divider line 31
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pcrutch 2008-01-25 03:29:49 PM  
I was at this event yesterday. I got a great shot of his hair.

Madeline Stowe is hawt. She was much less oily than what I've seen of her in the past.

Here's my review and hair shot.

Right Here

 
Lord of Allusions [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 03:41:42 PM  
That's the most beautiful woman in the world. Madeline's pretty hot, too.

 
Etchy333 [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 03:42:44 PM  
Rent This (new window)

 
UberDave [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 03:51:21 PM  
I read the headline too quick. I thought it said "John Edwards brings out the Cooter"...

 
Wil_Mahfingahdo 2008-01-25 06:25:09 PM  
Like a belly flop on cement, folks.

 
Deftoons 2008-01-25 06:26:49 PM  
UberDave: I read the headline too quick. I thought it said "John Edwards brings out the Cooter"...

I thought it said "John Edwards brings out Ralph Stanley's big gun on Madeline Stowe's cooter"

 
mrjared 2008-01-25 06:47:21 PM  
Dear John Edwards;

You are running a distant third in the state of your birth...you have no real hope of winning. Please get out of the race now so that Obama can win. Thanks.

 
Spanky_McFarksalot 2008-01-25 06:50:57 PM  
"LGT still-hittable pic"

At least it was a link to Cooter...

 
Spanky_McFarksalot 2008-01-25 06:52:43 PM  
wasn't...meh

 
cltbuilder 2008-01-25 07:10:05 PM  
UberDave: I read the headline too quick. I thought it said "John Edwards brings out the Cooter"...

something about being a pu**y?

 
Craptastic 2008-01-25 07:10:07 PM  
"Cooter" has his name on a an awesome* Dukes Of Hazard museum in Nashville. It's across the street from the big Gaylord Hotel/convention center-thingie.

*by "awesome", I mean campy and stupid.

/nice steakhouse at the Gaylord, but I forget the name of the place. (Boss paid for it)

 
Enemabag Jones 2008-01-25 07:12:42 PM  
Madeline Stowe.

Wow, she was born in 1958 per IMDB. Don't know if it is related to good living, genetics or a plastic surgeon, she looks a whole lot better then many of the women in their 20's and 30's I work with.

 
SharkInfested 2008-01-25 07:16:29 PM  
Woot! I met Cooter in Sperryville, VA AND I got to sit in a replica of the General Lee! It was AWESOME!

Link

I am sooo voting for Edwards now

 
InferiousX [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-25 07:17:37 PM  
Why didn't he bring out Madiline Stowe's Cooter?

Instant electoral victory.

 
jonathan_reilly 2008-01-25 07:20:42 PM  
Wow. According to IMDB, She's 50.

That would have to be the hottest 50 year old woman I can ever remember seeing.

 
ochobit 2008-01-25 07:25:56 PM  
Uhhh, man, Obama is an ass, Edwards may be a slimy person, but at least he's not a mindless suit like Obama.

8 years of Bush and 4 years of Obama...

Embrace the third world, folks!

 
Richard Roma 2008-01-25 07:28:57 PM  
They were just showing that p.o.s. Costner movie 'Revenge' on TV last week. The only good thing in it was a twentysomething Stowe. Good gravy that woman was a goddess back in the day.

 
March_Hare 2008-01-25 07:34:44 PM  
The Ralph Stanley endorsement will guarantee him votes in the key swing state of West Virginia.

 
quatchi 2008-01-25 07:37:01 PM  
Craptastic: "Cooter" has his name on a an awesome* Dukes Of Hazard museum in Nashville. It's across the street from the big Gaylord Hotel/convention center-thingie.

A cooter museum?!

Bwa hah hah hah hah hah hah hah.

S'rsly, Quatchi is Mad about Stowe!

Would like to Stowe away in her cooter!

Give her some hot 12 monkey luffin'!

Edwards has some great ideas but his stump speech is like listening to a eulogy by Debbie Downer.

Hillary is slime personified.

Obama aint an empty suit.

He's full of great ideas and, more importantly, hope.

"It is long since we have had hope"

~Boromir.

Hillary is an empty pant suit.

Except fer her sodden Depends underneath which is full of shiat.

Edwards knows that the Dem nod may go all the way to the convention and he's holding out to be Kingmaker or at the very least to guarantee himself a Veep spot.

 
I_Lost_My_Other_Username 2008-01-25 07:53:46 PM  
Cooter is actually a former Congressman

 
quatchi 2008-01-25 07:57:40 PM  
I_Lost_My_Other_Username: Cooter is actually a former Congressman

Yeah? So was the original GOPher.

img99.imageshack.us


Wot is it with the GOPhers and their luff fer B-list actors?

/If you mention "Terminator" Quatchi will raise you a "Jingle All the Way"

 
FishingWithFredo 2008-01-25 07:58:35 PM  
Madeleine Stowe. Still want. Mmmm ... ebony eyes.

 
mfaby 2008-01-25 08:16:47 PM  
Madeline Stowe is one smokin' hot babe.

Still.

 
cartersdad 2008-01-25 08:33:18 PM  
WTF is up with her cheekbones?

Would still hit it, but the cheeks would give me nightmares afterwards.

 
Born to Die 2008-01-25 08:42:47 PM  
Wow, Ralph Stanley! What a perfect metaphor for Edwards' campaign:

O, Death
O, Death
Won't you spare me over til another year
Well what is this that I can't see
With ice cold hands takin' hold of me
Well I am death, none can excel
I'll open the door to heaven or hell
Whoa, death someone would pray
Could you wait to call me another day
The children prayed, the preacher preached
Time and mercy is out of your reach
I'll fix your feet til you cant walk
I'll lock your jaw til you cant talk
I'll close your eyes so you can't see
This very air, come and go with me
I'm death I come to take the soul
Leave the body and leave it cold
To draw up the flesh off of the frame
Dirt and worm both have a claim
O, Death
O, Death
Won't you spare me over til another year
My mother came to my bed
Placed a cold towel upon my head
My head is warm my feet are cold
Death is a-movin upon my soul
Oh, death how you're treatin' me
You've close my eyes so I can't see
Well you're hurtin' my body
You make me cold
You run my life right outta my soul
Oh death please consider my age
Please don't take me at this stage
My wealth is all at your command
If you will move your icy hand
Oh the young, the rich or poor
Hunger like me you know
No wealth, no ruin, no silver no gold
Nothing satisfies me but your soul
O, death
O, death
Wont you spare me over til another year
Wont you spare me over til another year
Wont you spare me over til another year

 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 09:26:47 PM  
ochobit: Uhhh, man, Obama is an ass, Edwards may be a slimy person, but at least he's not a mindless suit like Obama.

8 years of Bush and 4 years of Obama...

Embrace the third world, folks!


Yeah. "Mindless." Obama is pretty damn dumb.

As opposed to you. An obvious genius.

 
Daddakamabb 2008-01-25 09:35:21 PM  
Lando Lincoln: ochobit: Uhhh, man, Obama is an ass, Edwards may be a slimy person, but at least he's not a mindless suit like Obama.

8 years of Bush and 4 years of Obama...

Embrace the third world, folks!

Yeah. "Mindless." Obama is pretty damn dumb.

As opposed to you. An obvious genius.


Seconds on sarcasm please!

 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 10:08:28 PM  
Daddakamabb: Seconds on sarcasm please!

Sarcasm? What's that? I'm only agreeing with ochobit, who so intelligently and astutely pointed out that Obama, State Senator, US Senator, President of the Harvard Law Review, Professor of Constitutional Law, dedicated civil rights attorney, is a mindless suit. I mean, when I was listening to Obama's keynote speech at the 2004 Democratic National Convention, I was thinking to myself, "Yeah, this guy has a way with words, but he's no ochobit."

I mean, examine Obama's lackadaisical prose:

"I stand here today, grateful for the diversity of my heritage, aware that my parents' dreams live on in my two precious daughters. I stand here knowing that my story is part of the larger American story, that I owe a debt to all of those who came before me, and that, in no other country on earth, is my story even possible.

Tonight, we gather to affirm the greatness of our Nation - not because of the height of our skyscrapers, or the power of our military, or the size of our economy. Our pride is based on a very simple premise, summed up in a declaration made over two hundred years ago:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

That is the true genius of America, a faith -- a faith in simple dreams, an insistence on small miracles; that we can tuck in our children at night and know that they are fed and clothed and safe from harm; that we can say what we think, write what we think, without hearing a sudden knock on the door; that we can have an idea and start our own business without paying a bribe; that we can participate in the political process without fear of retribution, and that our votes will be counted -- at least most of the time.

This year, in this election we are called to reaffirm our values and our commitments, to hold them against a hard reality and see how we're measuring up to the legacy of our forbearers and the promise of future generations.


And now compare that to ochobit:

Uhhh, man, Obama is an ass, Edwards may be a slimy person, but at least he's not a mindless suit like Obama.

8 years of Bush and 4 years of Obama...

Embrace the third world, folks!


I guess it's not really fair to compare Obama to ochobit. I mean, no one, except perhaps E. E. Cummings or Ernest Hemingway, could really begin to come close to his prowess.

If only ochobit would run for President and save us from these hackneyed charlatans.

 
Gangway Fathead 2008-01-25 10:45:23 PM  
She's a lovely lady, but it looks like she's had that horrible lip procedure done.

Has that ever worked out well for anyone, ever?

 
LonMead 2008-01-26 02:30:14 AM  
Craptastic: "Cooter" has his name on a an awesome* Dukes Of Hazard museum in Nashville. It's across the street from the big Gaylord Hotel/convention center-thingie.

*by "awesome", I mean campy and stupid.

/nice steakhouse at the Gaylord, but I forget the name of the place. (Boss paid for it)


Prolly you mean the Old Hickory Steakhouse at the Opryland Hotel.

The original Cooter's place is in Gatlinburg

 
Daddakamabb 2008-01-26 10:38:10 AM  
Lando Lincoln: Daddakamabb: Seconds on sarcasm please!

Sarcasm? What's that? I'm only agreeing with ochobit, who so intelligently and astutely pointed out that Obama, State Senator, US Senator, President of the Harvard Law Review, Professor of Constitutional Law, dedicated civil rights attorney, is a mindless suit. I mean, when I was listening to Obama's keynote speech at the 2004 Democratic National Convention, I was thinking to myself, "Yeah, this guy has a way with words, but he's no ochobit."

I mean, examine Obama's lackadaisical prose:

"I stand here today, grateful for the diversity of my heritage, aware that my parents' dreams live on in my two precious daughters. I stand here knowing that my story is part of the larger American story, that I owe a debt to all of those who came before me, and that, in no other country on earth, is my story even possible.

Tonight, we gather to affirm the greatness of our Nation - not because of the height of our skyscrapers, or the power of our military, or the size of our economy. Our pride is based on a very simple premise, summed up in a declaration made over two hundred years ago:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

That is the true genius of America, a faith -- a faith in simple dreams, an insistence on small miracles; that we can tuck in our children at night and know that they are fed and clothed and safe from harm; that we can say what we think, write what we think, without hearing a sudden knock on the door; that we can have an idea and start our own business without paying a bribe; that we can participate in the political process without fear of retribution, and that our votes will be counted -- at least most of the time.

This year, in this election we are called to reaffirm our values and our commitments, to hold them against a hard reality and see how we're measuring up to the legacy of our forbearers and the promise of future generations.

And now compare that to ochobit:

Uhhh, man, Obama is an ass, Edwards may be a slimy person, but at least he's not a mindless suit like Obama.

8 years of Bush and 4 years of Obama...

Embrace the third world, folks!

I guess it's not really fair to compare Obama to ochobit. I mean, no one, except perhaps E. E. Cummings or Ernest Hemingway, could really begin to come close to his prowess.

If only ochobit would run for President and save us from these hackneyed charlatans.


You sir are a God. Thank you.

 
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