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(CNN) Obvious Operation "Here We Go Again" about to commence in Mosul, Iraq. Soon to be followed up by the obligatory "We got Al-Qaeda's second-in-command" announcement   (cnn.com) divider line 283
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The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 01:09:20 PM  
They keep hiring them, we'll keep killing them

 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 01:23:39 PM  
Nestea Plunge: How many "final battles" is this going to take? Ever notice how the bad guys seem to get killed in nice round numbers?

M16 rounds are sold in boxes of 100

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 01:23:45 PM  
The Stealth Hippopotamus: They keep hiring them, we'll keep killing them

I don't think you interview someone to be 2nd in command.

 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 01:27:15 PM  
cameroncrazy1984: I don't think you interview someone to be 2nd in command.

So what? Right to rule though combat? Do they have to buy shares for the org? How do you think they do it?

 
BooBoo23 [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 01:40:49 PM  
The Stealth Hippopotamus: How do you think they do it?

They probably settle it like real men: Rock paper scissors.

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 01:55:32 PM  
The Stealth Hippopotamus: cameroncrazy1984: I don't think you interview someone to be 2nd in command.

So what? Right to rule though combat? Do they have to buy shares for the org? How do you think they do it?


Uh, my guess is there is no real #2, it's just a loose collection of crazies.

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2008-01-25 01:57:59 PM  
The Stealth Hippopotamus: How do you think they do it?

2 men enter. #2 man leaves.

 
DarthBrooks [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 02:01:07 PM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend:

2 men enter. #2 man leaves.

www.alanjohns.fsnet.co.uk

 
Tastes Like Chicken [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 02:03:13 PM  
Alright! Time to buy more defense industry stock!

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 02:09:17 PM  
We'll know if it worked in 6 months.

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 02:19:53 PM  
Lionel Mandrake: We'll know if it worked in 6 months.

Or one Friedman Unit.

 
DarthBrooks [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 02:23:02 PM  
I'm sure they could clean up Mosul in a week if they had enough Walking Eyes.

www.finitesite.com

/a walking *EYE*, Brock!

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 02:24:16 PM  
I can't wait for the video campaign. I hope it involves men in combat fatigues dancing on treadmills.

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 02:25:20 PM  
last throes™

 
PhiloeBedoe [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 02:26:48 PM  
The problem with Iraq is it's full of Iraqis... bring back prima noctes.

 
keylock71 2008-01-25 02:49:56 PM  
Welcome to Iraq...

www.freespeech.org.nz

 
Hot Carl To Go 2008-01-25 03:44:41 PM  
Are we turning a corner?

 
Bf+ 2008-01-25 03:46:21 PM  
dunamai.com

 
docbenspock 2008-01-25 03:46:29 PM  
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Nestea Plunge: How many "final battles" is this going to take? Ever notice how the bad guys seem to get killed in nice round numbers?

M16 rounds are sold in boxes of 100


ba-zing!

 
degreeless 2008-01-25 03:47:00 PM  
civilwarclipart.com

 
phlegmmo 2008-01-25 03:47:06 PM  
Nestea Plunge: Ever notice how the bad guys seem to get killed in with nice rounds numbers?

 
chuggernaught 2008-01-25 03:47:15 PM  
Let's just do what the British did after WWI. Demand surrender. If they don't surrender we advise them that we will destroy their town/city. If they don't surrender we destroy their town/city. It was simple and effective.

 
gorgor 2008-01-25 03:48:56 PM  
Who does #2 work for?

 
slave2grind 2008-01-25 03:49:35 PM  
"This heinous crime committed against our people and sons in Nineveh hurt us but also gave us a push to expedite the activation of the operations command,"

Let the ass whooping commence.

 
someonelse 2008-01-25 03:50:04 PM  
It's a slam dunk.

 
danlpoon 2008-01-25 03:50:35 PM  
The problem with Iraq is it's full of Iraqis

That's why the don't get circumcised; there's no end to those pricks.

 
safeinsane 2008-01-25 03:51:15 PM  
www.mtv.com
Here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again...

 
Skotmeister 2008-01-25 03:51:32 PM  
i3.photobucket.com

 
Jacobin 2008-01-25 03:51:49 PM  
Why has this Operation Iraqi Liberation always reminded me of this:

www.dan-dare.org

 
Bf+ 2008-01-25 03:52:15 PM  
cakewalk

 
Petey4335 2008-01-25 03:53:04 PM  
keylock71: Welcome to Iraq...

www.freespeech.org.nz

That would be a good analagy if the tickets were worth anything.

 
canyoneer 2008-01-25 03:53:29 PM  
My guess is that getting this guy would make a big difference in the Upper Tigris Valley:

www.cbc.ca

 
HotWingConspiracy [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 03:54:29 PM  
sasquatchologist: I am afraid that if we keep turning these corners, I am gonna end up with my own dick in my ass.

That's just advanced masturbation.

 
Headso 2008-01-25 03:54:55 PM  
Iraq's oil exports rose 9.2 percent last year

the only measure of success that really matters...

 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 03:55:27 PM  
The Army puts a label on every operation they do, no matter how big or small.

/RIP SPC Castro
//miss ya bud

 
RockyMtnMan 2008-01-25 03:56:02 PM  
Much like the current president of Iraq....no one should ever want to be the #2 guy in change of Al-Queda.

 
Hot Carl To Go 2008-01-25 03:56:11 PM  
HotWingConspiracy: sasquatchologist: I am afraid that if we keep turning these corners, I am gonna end up with my own dick in my ass.

That's just advanced masturbation.


And a small grundle.

 
sh0kr 11.1 2008-01-25 03:56:40 PM  
Yes, we need to destroy their "incubators" like Mosul!

/to kill the terrorists, you must destroy their eggs...

 
MyNameIsMofuga 2008-01-25 03:58:50 PM  
Tat'dGreaser: The Army puts a label on every operation they do, no matter how big or small.

/RIP SPC Castro
//miss ya bud


I was involved in Operation Burn Poop and Operation Fill Sandbags myself.

 
ScubaDude1960 [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 03:59:49 PM  
And Americans still haven't figured out that the reason they hate us is because we're over there.

/as a country, we deserve what we get... we're the bad guy.

 
yaz Syphis 2008-01-25 04:00:08 PM  
chuggernaught: Let's just do what the British did after WWI. Demand surrender. If they don't surrender we advise them that we will destroy their town/city. If they don't surrender we destroy their town/city. It was simple and effective.

Because the I want to be your friend folks would not stand for it. I still say we should have nuked Russia when we had the chance but then who am I?

 
Zed X 2008-01-25 04:02:13 PM  
canyoneer: "My guess is that getting this guy would make a big difference in the Upper Tigris Valley:

www.cbc.ca

Stop posting pictures of David Caruso's dad!

images.eonline.com

 
Cheron 2008-01-25 04:02:51 PM  
chuggernaught: Let's just do what the British did after WWI. Demand surrender. If they don't surrender we advise them that we will destroy their town/city. If they don't surrender we destroy their town/city. It was simple and effective.

Basically correct, the "Coalition of the Willing™" has to be able to stomach Dresden or Tokyo type all out bombing.

 
sh0kr 11.1 2008-01-25 04:02:54 PM  
yaz Syphis: chuggernaught: Let's just do what the British did after WWI. Demand surrender. If they don't surrender we advise them that we will destroy their town/city. If they don't surrender we destroy their town/city. It was simple and effective.

Because the I want to be your friend folks would not stand for it. I still say we should have nuked Russia when we had the chance but then who am I?


OOOOHH I know I know!!!11! A DUMBASS!

 
yaz Syphis 2008-01-25 04:02:58 PM  
yaz Syphis: chuggernaught: Let's just do what the British did after WWI. Demand surrender. If they don't surrender we advise them that we will destroy their town/city. If they don't surrender we destroy their town/city. It was simple and effective.

Because the I want to be your friend folks would not stand for it. I still say we should have nuked Russia when we had the chance but then who am I?


I know I know but I was talking about back when not now

 
yyrkoon 2008-01-25 04:03:04 PM  
About to? You mean has happen! They won't tell the world what they are about to do until it is done.

They are just setting up the "x" number of American killed, so you won't be shocked tomorrow when you hear it.


/ When you understand how it works, you are enlightened...

 
ScubaDude1960 [TotalFark] 2008-01-25 04:03:30 PM  
chuggernaught: Let's just do what the British did after WWI. Demand surrender. If they don't surrender we advise them that we will destroy their town/city. If they don't surrender we destroy their town/city. It was simple and effective.

That won't work. We've already destroyed just about the entire country. That's why they hate us.

What would be much more simple and effective is to round up all the neo-cons in Washington and hang them.

 
Scrotar 2008-01-25 04:03:58 PM  
canyoneer: My guess is that getting this guy would make a big difference in the Upper Tigris Valley:

He was pretty good in Fargo, too.

 
pounddawg 2008-01-25 04:04:28 PM  
Operation Iraqi Liberation

That made me smile.

Only when the power of Love overcomes the love of power will we know peace.

-Jimi

 
royone 2008-01-25 04:05:25 PM  
ScubaDude1960: And Americans still haven't figured out that the reason they hate us is because we're over there.

/as a country, we deserve what we get... we're the bad guy.


2/10

 
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