*snicker*

wow, just wow. My 80s geekdom is giggling like a little girl

Best headline ever

...and who said Snake Eyes doesn't blog.

Wow. Referencing an episode (actually I think a series of episodes) of G.I. Joe?
Simply, wow. Stunning success, subby.

The Viper is coming.

THIS I COMMAND

kronicfeld: THIS I COMMAND

WIN.

Full of win

awesome jorb, submitter! +1

kronicfeld: THIS I COMMAND
Comic Book Guy: WIN.

I would have to concur.

remeber when cobra commander turned into an actual snake!!!

If I were a TFer, that'd be a +1

Here's the real question:

Was Starscream really Cobra Commander or was Cobra Commander really Starscream?

But wasn't it actually four parts?

I wouldn't blame the fracturing republican coaltion totally on Bushiathink Amerian's are just starting to realize that the Republican party in general, and Bush in particular, have no interest in the economic wellbeing of averge middleclass Americans.

I could barely get thru that article, it had, so many, comma's, and wierd, ways, of, breaking, the "flow of sentences," by including "quotes," within, sentences.

We begin, as one always must now, again, with Bill Clinton. The past week he has traveled South Carolina, leaving discord in his wake. Barack Obama, that "fairytale," is low, sneaky. "He put out a hit job on me." The press is cruelly carrying Mr. Obama's counter-jabs. "You live for it."

In Dillon, S.C., according to the Associated Press, on Thursday Mr. Clinton "predicted that many voters will be guided mainly by gender and race loyalties" and suggested his wife may lose Saturday's primary because black voters will side with Mr. Obama. Who is raising race as an issue? Bill Clinton knows. It's the press, and Mr. Obama. "Shame on you," Mr. Clinton said to a CNN reporter. The same day the Web site believed to be the backdoor of the Clinton war room unveiled a new name for the senator from Illinois: "Sticky Fingers Obama."

That's where I stopped reading, the term 'sticky fingers' makes me all sick inside, or maybe, it's, the over, use, of commas, like repeatedly, speeding up and, hitting the, brake, in a car.

So Bush is Cobra Commander, and Obama is (from a previous thread) some sort of weird liberal Serpentor.



I'm imagining this guy as Dr. Mindbender. My penis is crying.

/Seriously, imagine him in a monocle, a cape, and a farked up pro wrestling singlet.

MasterThief: The Viper is coming.

Nice job, sir.

much like G.I. Joe did to Cobra's Weather Dominator

Yo Joe! +1 to subby fer that retro-licious headline

FTFA: There are many serious and thoughtful liberals and Democrats who support Mr. Obama and John Edwards, and who are seeing Mr. Clinton in a new way and saying so. Here is William Greider in The Nation, the venerable left-liberal magazine. The Clintons are "high minded" on the surface but "smarmily duplicitous underneath, meanwhile jabbing hard at the groin area. They are a slippery pair and come as a package. The nation is at fair risk of getting them back in the White House for four years

Did the Nation just call Bill Clinton a cock-puncher?

MasterThief: The Viper is coming.

I'm the Viper. I've come to vipe your vindows. Five seventy-five an hour. I start on west corner, top floor first.

Ace Frehley's Ghost: If I were a TFer, that'd be a +1

Wot the Fark?

There's ruleZ about this shiat?

The rulebook sez a lot of crazy stuff in me rarely humble opinion.

A hale and hearty Fark You to any and all who may haff been offended by Quatchi's liberal dispensation of virtual style pointage sans official licence.

Quatchi's already got a poetic licence to ill.

Best be believin' THAT biatches.

Quatchi is actually just slummin' it here in Farkworld while he remains under the ban hammer elsewhere.

Mr. Xhin: The three component parts of the Republican voting base are...

1. The Greedy (neocons, war profiteers, corporatists)

2. The Stupid (christian taliban, and the poor, useful idiots are fooled into voting against their own economic interests)

3. The Haters (klansmen, homophobes and other insecure white people. Much crossover with 2.)

THIS.

Watch out for them fukkin' giant tubeworms.

funmonger: Watch out for them fukkin' giant tubeworms.

Oh man I remember that shiat..

There was the Weather ray series... the Serpentor series.. were there any other GI JOE miniseries??

/still bitter about never getting the USS Flagg

The person who. Wrote. This article sucks at sentence construction. She. Writes like this. Like this! How am I to. Take anything written in such a disjointed way; seriously?

El_Dan: The person who. Wrote. This article sucks at sentence construction. She. Writes like this. Like this! How am I to. Take anything written in such a disjointed way; seriously?

I had a seizure just reading your comment.

Mr. Xhin: The three component parts of the Republican voting base are...

1. The Greedy (neocons, war profiteers, corporatists)

2. The Stupid (christian taliban, and the poor, useful idiots are fooled into voting against their own economic interests)

3. The Haters (klansmen, homophobes and other insecure white people. Much crossover with 2.)

I thought #3 were those with small/no penises that had to prove how manly they were by driving big trucks and supporting any damn foolish war that they could get their hands on.

funmonger: El_Dan: The person who. Wrote. This article sucks at sentence construction. She. Writes like this. Like this! How am I to. Take anything written in such a disjointed way; seriously?

I had a seizure just reading your comment.

Wait till you see my previous post...

Psylence:There was the Weather ray series... the Serpentor series.. were there any other GI JOE miniseries??

/still bitter about never getting the USS Flagg

The multi-part GI Joe series are:

1) The M.A.S.S. Device (original five-parter)
2) The Weather Dominator
3) The Pyramid of Darkness
4) Arise, Serpentor, Arise!
5) G.I. Joe: The Movie

/has all of them on DVD
//submitter :)

d'art: Mr. Xhin: The three component parts of the Republican voting base are...

1. The Greedy (neocons, war profiteers, corporatists)

2. The Stupid (christian taliban, and the poor, useful idiots are fooled into voting against their own economic interests)

3. The Haters (klansmen, homophobes and other insecure white people. Much crossover with 2.)

I thought #3 were those with small/no penises that had to prove how manly they were by driving big trucks and supporting any damn foolish war that they could get their hands on.

So basically #3 should just say hicks; there is certainly some overlap with #2.

Bravo, Subby! Throw me your name so I can add you as a bud in Farky because YOU ROCK.

Mr. Xhin: The three component parts of the Republican voting base are...

1. The Greedy (neocons, war profiteers, corporatists)

2. The Stupid (christian taliban, and the poor, useful idiots are fooled into voting against their own economic interests)

3. The Haters (klansmen, homophobes and other insecure white people. Much crossover with 2.)

Beautiful. Bravo to you too!

Psylence: /still bitter about never getting the USS Flagg

You didn't miss much. I saw dozens of them at garage sales right around when I graduated high school. Or rather, the shattered shells of the things with dozens of pieces. The thing was essentially either a circle jerk for children in love with the show but actually a very big model that couldn't really have been played with effectively.

d'art: Mr. Xhin: The three component parts of the Republican voting base are...

1. The Greedy (neocons, war profiteers, corporatists)

2. The Stupid (christian taliban, and the poor, useful idiots are fooled into voting against their own economic interests)

3. The Haters (klansmen, homophobes and other insecure white people. Much crossover with 2.)

I thought #3 were those with small/no penises that had to prove how manly they were by driving big trucks and supporting any damn foolish war that they could get their hands on.

Priceless..I love it!

Mr. Xhin: The three component parts of the Republican voting base are...

1. The Greedy (neocons, war profiteers, corporatists)

2. The Stupid (christian taliban, and the poor, useful idiots are fooled into voting against their own economic interests)

3. The Haters (klansmen, homophobes and other insecure white people. Much crossover with 2.)

Somewhere in there, I'm sure you would force the true conservatives. I bet we are the greedy? No. I don't want the government's money or their regulations that help profiteers. The stupid? Maybe. We like to think that there is little the government can do that the private sector can do better. We also like to think the Constitution means something when it doesn't regardless of party. Or are we the haters? Because I don't want my taxes being paid to either American or foreign entities just to calm the nerves of those in the other 2 groups. Hmmm. Maybe it's time I leave the GOP and start my own party.

Mr. Xhin: The three component parts of the Republican voting base are...

1. The Greedy (neocons, war profiteers, corporatists)

2. The Stupid (christian taliban, and the poor, useful idiots are fooled into voting against their own economic interests)

3. The Haters (klansmen, homophobes and other insecure white people. Much crossover with 2.)

Couldn't have said it better myself.

cltbuilder: Mr. Xhin: The three component parts of the Republican voting base are...

1. The Greedy (neocons, war profiteers, corporatists)

2. The Stupid (christian taliban, and the poor, useful idiots are fooled into voting against their own economic interests)

3. The Haters (klansmen, homophobes and other insecure white people. Much crossover with 2.)

Somewhere in there, I'm sure you would force the true conservatives. I bet we are the greedy? No. I don't want the government's money or their regulations that help profiteers. The stupid? Maybe. We like to think that there is little the government can do that the private sector can do better. We also like to think the Constitution means something when it doesn't regardless of party. Or are we the haters? Because I don't want my taxes being paid to either American or foreign entities just to calm the nerves of those in the other 2 groups. Hmmm. Maybe it's time I leave the GOP and start my own party.

Psst...it's called the Libertarian Party, and if enough sane ex-Republicans move over, we can wrest it away from the Anarchists and make it a real party. :-)

I'll admit I molested Jinx on a regular basis.

schnarff:
Psst...it's called the Libertarian Party, and if enough sane ex-Republicans move over, we can wrest it away from the Anarchists and make it a real party. :-)

Not quite ready yet. I'm going to wait until the nomination is over.

Bonkthat_Again: Here's the real question:

Was Starscream really Cobra Commander or was Cobra Commander really Starscream?

Cobra Commander was a human sized android that normally sat in Starscream's pilot seat. Duh.

I still go my comics and I still love the "history of Snake Eyes" one.

Headso: remeber when cobra commander turned into an actual snake!!!

I wassss a mannnn.... a mannnnn...

There are at least four parts:
1: The Rockefeller Wing, or the libertarian wing. True classical conservatism lives here. Nowadays it gets shouted down a lot.

2: The country-club business-first wing. Just cut taxes, please.

3: The Limbaugh Neo-con wing, currently in charge and doing damage.

4: The Huckabee/Theocrat family-values-or-else wing. Cannot be allowed to gain control or it becomes a Christian Taliban.

They all have the country-club tenets in common, but the other three focus their efforts in drastically different directions. I would love to see the current system break down, giving us a tripartite (at least) national dialogue.

grizzlydan: 1: The Rockefeller Wing, or the libertarian wing. True classical conservatism lives here. Nowadays it gets shouted down a lot.

That would be the Goldwater wing, which was diametrically opposed to the now extinct Rockefeller wing. Other than that mistake you're dead on.

Churchill2004: That would be the Goldwater wing, which was diametrically opposed to the now extinct Rockefeller wing. Other than that mistake you're dead on.

Goldwater. I like hold it rolls.

schnarff:

Psst...it's called the Libertarian Party, and if enough sane ex-Republicans move over, we can wrest it away from the Anarchists and make it a real party. :-)

You need a LOT of ex-republicans. Like a LOT a lot.

schnarff: Psst...it's called the Libertarian Party, and if enough sane ex-Republicans move over, we can wrest it away from the Anarchists and make it a real party

The anarcho-capitalists lost control of the Libertarian Party along time ago. Ed Clark, Ron Paul in 1988, Michael Badnarik- none of them were anarchists.

As a proud libertarian, who usually votes Libertarian, I don't think anyone coming into the party should view the An-Caps as the enemy. They provide a valuable viewpoint and agree 100% with the rest of us on where we need to go from here. They just disagree on where exactly we should stop once we get started cutting government.

/minarchist, but bordering on anarcho-capitalist at times
//Rothbard makes a great read

El_Dan: The person who. Wrote. This article sucks at sentence construction. She. Writes like this. Like this! How am I to. Take anything written in such a disjointed way; seriously?

I don't know, making it into a script and throwing in William Shatner might be okay.

Churchill2004: grizzlydan: 1: The Rockefeller Wing, or the libertarian wing. True classical conservatism lives here. Nowadays it gets shouted down a lot.

That would be the Goldwater wing, which was diametrically opposed to the now extinct Rockefeller wing. Other than that mistake you're dead on.

Yeah, thanks. That's what I get for Farking around on a busy day at work. Yeah, Goldwater, that's the guy.

Form... blazing... sword?