I swear to God, I will pull over this election and smack the ever loving shiat out of both of you if you don't simmer down... RIGHT...NOW!

Hillary Rodham Clinton said Friday she must respond in kind to attacks from rival Barack Obama even though she'd rather keep the race for the Democratic presidential nomination focused on their differences on public policy issues.

Is she going for an irony award or something?

I'llgice it to The Clintons, they have balls. Accusing Obama of playing dirty. LOL

I'll give

vernonFL: I'llgice it to The Clintons, they have balls. Accusing Obama of playing dirty. LOL

They have nothing else to get him on. They have nothing PERIOD to get him on. So how do you attack a squeaky-clean candidate? You lie. You flat out lie and pray the electorate doesn't know any better.

Stacey Jones, a Benedict College Dean who described herself as "a woman, an African American, a size 9 wide and any other label you choose to use," said she understood why many blacks might pause before voting Saturday for Clinton.



Obama's got no chance. He's just the penny loafers candidate.

So Hillary's speech to blacks goes something like this:

"I know you attractive and successful African-Americans aren't very smart, but if you vote for a black guy you're just proving how dumb you are! So vote for me and show the world that attractive and successful African-Americans aren't just underdeveloped white people."

STOP ATTACKING ME FOR ATTACKING YOU!!!

They should've listened to Hammer...

If the republicans get in over this crap.....(rolls eyes)

Is the guy on the left throwing a gang sign?

Olympus Mons: If the republicans get in over this crap.....(rolls eyes)

The dems are trying to lose this one. It will take effort, it will take dedication, but they are giving it their all.

Oh my - I read another web news articles saying that Senator Clinton "needs to counterpunch after attacks"... but mis-read it as "donkeypunch". Yaikes.

I need more coffee today, I guess.

/Or politics needs to bring sexy back.

"He serves as chair of the most important committee in the United States Congress," Clinton said of Rangel. "He didn't get there by leapfrogging. He got there by lots of hard work."

What a farking coont. What "hard work" did she do to make it the US Senate? She held NO political office before "leapfrogging" her way into the Senate. At least Obama worked his way up to the Senate through other political offices.

Pictured are The Hill, "Slum Lord" Rezco, Bill.

whoooops. (pops a new window for the story)

Obama:"Don't touch me." Clinton: "You touched me first." Obama: "You touched me first." Edwards: "Are we there yet?Don't make me stop this car!"

FTFY

I Said: Olympus Mons: If the republicans get in over this crap.....(rolls eyes)

The dems are trying to lose this one. It will take effort, it will take dedication, but they are giving it their all.

They're good at that...after all, they pulled John Kerry out of the 2004 nomination process. That election was theirs, and they pulled defeat from the jaws of victory.

widefault: Is the guy one on the left throwing a gang sign?



You know? I think you might be right. I've never trusted penny loafers.

Not one but two black women say they're going to vote for Hillary - and at least one of them has even been to college.

Thank you again mainstream media for your unbiased coverage.

widefault: Is the guy on the left throwing a gang sign?

He is doin the ol 'pick n flick' into Hilary's hair.

How absurd. Hillary has been overtly and covertly attacking Obama for months now, and he finally says something about it and her campaign goes into hysterics about Obama's negativity. What's worse, the media seem to be buying it.

"Scott said the decision should come down to which candidate can "feed the sheep.""

No more Nanny state. I guess its the ewe state now.

Line up for HillBilly and let the fleecing commence.

"I don't know the man, I wouldn't know him if he walked in the door. I don't have a 17-year relationship with him," Clinton said Friday. "There is a big difference between standing somewhere taking a picture with someone you don't know, haven't seen since, and having a relationship."

OMG there is so much funny in there it's hard to know where to start.

Maybe: "I did not have a financial relationship with that man."

Or the "I never knew the guy" defence, straight out of "The Godfather".

Wonder if Bubba lost any loose change in Rezko's suit...

Is that guy giving a gang sign?

Donald_McRonald: Is that guy giving a gang sign?

damn right he is.

DarnoKonrad: Donald_McRonald: Is that guy giving a gang sign?

damn right he is.

thats awesome. Like the solders crossing their fingers

Shaggy_C: So Hillary's speech to blacks goes something like this:

"I know you attractive and successful African-Americans aren't very smart, but if you vote for a black guy you're just proving how dumb you are! So vote for me and show the world that attractive and successful African-Americans aren't just underdeveloped white people."

And yet, she has no problem at all with women everywhere voting for her because she's a woman.

VendingMachine: Shaggy_C: So Hillary's speech to blacks goes something like this:

"I know you attractive and successful African-Americans aren't very smart, but if you vote for a black guy you're just proving how dumb you are! So vote for me and show the world that attractive and successful African-Americans aren't just underdeveloped white people."

And yet, she has no problem at all with women everywhere voting for her because she's a woman.

And that my friends, is politics!

Bernice Scott [...] said the decision should come down to which candidate can "feed the sheep."

"Senator Clinton has a record that can feed everybody. And we need to be fed," she said.

Oh my farking God. Is this woman serious?

I mean, I realize that this is the sad situation we're in -- a country full of sheep, bleating to be fed -- but I've never heard anyone come out and admit it so blatantly.

What a country, folks. What a country.

Nice headline, Submitter. Exactly how I feel about the ongoing Democratic primary season.

Unlike the Republican train-wreck-a'coming.

/+1 with *golf clap*

If the only reason black people are supporting Obama is because he is black... then why does he have so much white support?

Either they went black and didn't come back or that theory is full of shiat.

Magruda: If the only reason black people are supporting Obama is because he is black... then why does he have so much white support?

Either they went black and didn't come back or that theory is full of shiat.

Hadn't you heard about "white guilt"?

I_Approve_Of_This_Message: Hillary Clinton cannot lead on her own.
She needs her husband to fight her battles for her.

Of course. She's busy baking him a delicious pie.

i see hillary4real, i mean Afternoon_Delight, took a break from masturbating to pictures of dead american soldiers to post one of his hilarious obama photoshops!

Ace Frehley's Ghost: Hadn't you heard about "white guilt"?

Someone please explain the logic behind this one.

WHITE GUILT???

Obama is your only chance for a new America that does not suck. Do not fark it up.

FTFA: The former first lady has tried to remain above the fray most of the week after an unusually rancorous debate Monday where she and Obama traded barbs. She's criticized President Bush on the stump and rarely mentioned her top rival, leaving Bill Clinton to challenge the Illinois senator more directly

Hillary? Above the Fray?

EPIC FAIL.

She is the most divisive figure in American Politics.

Even Zombie Nixon would have a hard time garnering the sheer hate and ill will she engenders.

If she gets the nod she will either lose to McCain or gain such a slim 51/49 majority she will be a lame duck from day one.

Either way works for the status quo and against the American people.

No matter who wins in '08 they will not be winning much.

This election is kinda like two junkies fighting over a plastic spoon at this point. America is in rough shape. It's gonna get a whole lot worse before it can begin to get better. Whoever wins will undoubtedly be unduly blamed for that.

Ya don't need a crystal ball.

Ya just gotsta pay attention.

Obama '08.

VendingMachine: Shaggy_C: So Hillary's speech to blacks goes something like this:

"I know you attractive and successful African-Americans aren't very smart, but if you vote for a black guy you're just proving how dumb you are! So vote for me and show the world that attractive and successful African-Americans aren't just underdeveloped white people."

And yet, she has no problem at all with women everywhere voting for her because she's a woman.

Hell, Oprahs catching shiat fer being a "gender traitor" and NOT backing Hillary.

This campaign begins to approach total absurdity.

Even TheGreyPiper is making Quatchi laff today...

Maybe: "I did not have a financial relationship with that man."

Okay, that IS hellafunny, right there.

True story:

Last weekend at the NV caucus, I was working in my precinct. One of the older women working with me told me she was supporting Hillary because "I'm tired of men running things."

My self-edit button has been malfunctioning lately, because it came flying out of my mouth before I knew it: "That has to be one of the least-thoughtful reasons I've ever heard of."

She didn't talk to me the rest of the day. And I'm now a delegate to County for Obama.

The more I thought about her reasoning, the more I wanted to punch her in the side of the head.

TFA: The former first lady has tried to remain above the fray ...

Not a quote from a source in the story, but statement of fact by the AP writer who wrote this piece - a "news" story, not an opinion or analysis piece.

VendingMachine: "I'm tired of men running things."



I blame Masterpiece Theater.

BTW, so it's ok if I tell Clinton supporters that I'm tired of whitey running things?

/whitey
//Obama 08

T-Servo: BTW, so it's ok if I tell Clinton supporters that I'm tired of whitey running things?

I don't see why not, most white people feel the same way.

Obama:"Don't touch me." Clinton: "You touched me first." Obama: "You touched me first." Edwards: "Are we there yet?"
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I have no idea wtf you're talking about, but it sounds funny.