Metallica = A Male Clit

Kanye West = skeet yawn is awful...ly awesome.

/my cat's breath smells like cat food

Big deal. I could do four pages on Britney Spears alone:

I spy bare stern
Betrayer's nips
Nearby, pert sis

It's funner to do it in the other direction. Here's an artist's anagram, you tell me who (and this one's a no brainer):

Fiend Never Liked

Cletus

mrCasual:
It's funner to do it in the other direction. Here's an artist's anagram, you tell me who (and this one's a no brainer):

Fiend Never Liked


Is it Zamphir?

Kanye West is soooooooo overrated! He rythmes off key, thinks he's the best, is biatchy, and his lyrics are quite simplistic. He doesn't come close to any Hip-Hop legend, he's average at best, but I will give him props on his producing skills. Soulja Boy, well he just flat out sucks, the mainstream hip-hop music of today is disgusting, but at least we got Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Andre Nickatina, Living Legends, Immortal Technique, Slug, and Jedi Mind Tricks

god i hate any and all things hip hop. ugh. please let that shiat go back to the gutter from which it came...soon.

Fark_Q: god i hate any and all things hip hop. ugh. please let that shiat go back to the gutter from which it came...soon.

I don't like country, but I don't go around talking shiat about it, I can respect talent at least, even if it's not my style. Not all hip-hop is "gutter", there's all different kinds of styles. In the end it's just a matter of opinion, but don't trash the ENTIRE genre based on some 50 Cent song.

TheJoe03: I can respect talent at least, even if it's not my style.

I can, too, but to me, this usually involves singing, as opposed to talking.

Jeremy's....iron

mrCasual: Big deal. I could do four pages on Britney Spears alone:

I spy bare stern
Betrayer's nips
Nearby, pert sis

It's funner to do it in the other direction. Here's an artist's anagram, you tell me who (and this one's a no brainer):

Fiend Never Liked

Trick question: K-Fed is no artist!

... oh, no brainer ... gotcha.

Sarcasticus: Jeremy's....iron

here's a ball. perhaps you'd like to bounce it.

Angel of Death: TheJoe03: I can respect talent at least, even if it's not my style.

I can, too, but to me, this usually involves singing, as opposed to talking.

Yeah but there is a talent of writing really good lyrics, and having a really good flow. Though you might not like the style, you should still be able to see that the best MCs are talented in what they do. Can you flow as good as Biggie or can you write lyrical stuff on the level of GZA?

TheJoe03: Can you flow as good as Biggie or can you write lyrical stuff on the level of GZA?

I honestly have no idea what "flow" means in this context. And no, I'm not an old man.

When I listen to music, I want to hear musical notes. Otherwise, I'll just read poetry.

Dude's a little too mean-spirited for my taste.

TheJoe03: Angel of Death: TheJoe03: I can respect talent at least, even if it's not my style.

I can, too, but to me, this usually involves singing, as opposed to talking.

Yeah but there is a talent of writing really good lyrics, and having a really good flow. Though you might not like the style, you should still be able to see that the best MCs are talented in what they do. Can you flow as good as Biggie or can you write lyrical stuff on the level of GZA?

Yup. GZA Liquid Swords was a real cool album... And Notorious BIG is just the best ever. (Method Man / Redman - Blackout is the only hip-hop/rap in my top 10)

his taste in music is a little off.

hahaha too funny

Angel of Death: When I listen to music, I want to hear musical notes. Otherwise, I'll just read poetry.

Someone keep this guy away from Dylan, Lou Reed, the Pixies, Harry Nilsson, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, the Beatles, Stevie Wonder, Tom Waits, or any of the countless other bands that have talked over a musical background.

/not saying you have to like rap, but c'mon, music is a lot of things.

CatJumpJohn: Angel of Death: When I listen to music, I want to hear musical notes. Otherwise, I'll just read poetry.

Someone keep this guy away from Dylan, Lou Reed, the Pixies, Harry Nilsson, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, the Beatles, Stevie Wonder, Tom Waits, or any of the countless other bands that have talked over a musical background.

/not saying you have to like rap, but c'mon, music is a lot of things.

WORD(s)

meh.

Cotley Mrue.


Hell, I'm pretty good at this!!

first green. nice.

this guy's from my town, he did Your Band Sucks on somethingawful

/sub

Big deal. I'm sure these are just lifted off an anagram generator and woven into cheesy one liners. For example- 45 seconds at wordsmith.org/anagram just yeilded:


I'm no fan of A Perfect Circle. I always knew Maynard's lyric were bloated and mystical, but I was shocked after meeting the man to find he truly is a Fat Cleric Creep!

/I'm devilishly clever
//not really
//Slashes I

This is really easy. Last one.

I'm not too sure about this Tegan and Sara act. There were so many lesbians at their recent show, it was practically A Satan Rag Den!


/I win at teh anagrams!!

The author's name is David Thorpe. Here are some anagrams for David Thorpe:

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/forgive me if I've left any out

phlegmography: /forgive me if I've left any out

You win at internetting.

This guy sucks. "You could say Led Zeppelin was a bit... Zed Leppelin. GET IT??? CLEVER???"

/yawn

CatJumpJohn: Someone keep this guy away from Dylan, Lou Reed, the Pixies, Harry Nilsson, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, the Beatles, Stevie Wonder, Tom Waits, or any of the countless other bands that have talked over a musical background.

I'm aware of great quantities of these artists' work, and when they start talking, I stop listening.

Except for Bob Dylan. With him, I never start listening.

phlegmography: The author's name is David Thorpe.

Isn't this the same guy who does "Your Band Sucks" on Something Awful?

Angel of Death: TheJoe03: Can you flow as good as Biggie or can you write lyrical stuff on the level of GZA?

I honestly have no idea what "flow" means in this context. And no, I'm not an old man.

When I listen to music, I want to hear musical notes. Otherwise, I'll just read poetry.

Well it's basically the cadence, voice, and tone of the rapper. Biggie and Method have a laid back flow, while Chuck D has a more aggressive one. I respect your opinion, just not when you said all hip-hop belongs back in the gutter it came from, thats disrespectful to the artists who aren't putting out the "biatches and hoes" hip-POP you hear on the radio today.

TheJoe03: I respect your opinion, just not when you said all hip-hop belongs back in the gutter it came from

I didn't say that.

Angel of Death: TheJoe03: I respect your opinion, just not when you said all hip-hop belongs back in the gutter it came from

I didn't say that.

Sorry man, that was someone else, my bad. A lot of people do say that (Fark_Q said it), and it always annoys me that a whole genre gets stereotyped and generalized. I liken it to people saying Rock is queer cause of Emo music, even though there are many other kinds of Rock music that is much different and better.

personally I like pre-1996 hip hop, especially the white bread party pop (Hammer, Ice anyone?) it's kinda cheesy but pretty nostalgiac and kinda fun


kill da cops wit biatches an ho's not so much

Fark_Q & Angel of Death_

OK I'll get off your lawn.
What really gets my knickers in a twitter are those kids with their consarned 'swing' music. They get all hepped up on jungle weed and dance like savages. When I was a kid... blah blah blah

The oDors

seabass242: TheJoe03: Angel of Death: TheJoe03: I can respect talent at least, even if it's not my style.

I can, too, but to me, this usually involves singing, as opposed to talking.

Yeah but there is a talent of writing really good lyrics, and having a really good flow. Though you might not like the style, you should still be able to see that the best MCs are talented in what they do. Can you flow as good as Biggie or can you write lyrical stuff on the level of GZA?

Yup. GZA Liquid Swords was a real cool album... And Notorious BIG is just the best ever. (Method Man / Redman - Blackout is the only hip-hop/rap in my top 10)

Is your name Mark by any chance?

Dude, Tupac is the man.

The Who = The How

Yes!

How about Louis Armstrong singin "do re mi fa sol...um I snort rag la ti dodado skee bop"

Or how now without No Doubt, Gwen Stefani will always win fag teens.

/somewhat interesting way to waste some time.

redsquid: Fark_Q & Angel of Death_

OK I'll get off your lawn.
What really gets my knickers in a twitter are those kids with their consarned 'swing' music. They get all hepped up on jungle weed and dance like savages. When I was a kid... blah blah blah

Blargh. Nonsense.
All that gangsta hip hop crap can be summarized with a 1984 Caddy on 22" rims rolling down the street -license plate rattling- and something barking "mothafarka mothafarka mothafarka" from "da sisstem, yo".

"Malodorous footwear"

Tool = Loot

/I see what I did there

Angel of Death: I'm aware of great quantities of these artists' work, and when they start talking, I stop listening.

Hmm. No, you don't. You don't turn off the beginning of "Rocky Raccoon" and come in the middle. You don't listen to a whole Johnny Cash CD and skip past "A Boy Named Sue" and "One Piece at a Time" until they get to the chorus. You don't listen to "Dark Side of the Moon" and hit next track when the interviews start. You don't go to the opera and then go back to the lobby because you don't like the recitative.

If you do, then that's a really strange preference, but more power to you, whatever makes you happy.

You should accept that rhythm and lyrics have been a part of music for hundreds of years, though.