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(Sports by Brooks) Amusing New York Giants lineman who allegedly poops on sex partners now accusing Patriots of hitting after the whistle; Yes, Osi Umenyiora knows dirty when he sees it   (sportsbybrooks.com) divider line 27
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lunchinlewis [TotalFark] 2008-01-24 12:39:59 PM  
you gotta be shiatting me

 
t3knomanser 2008-01-24 01:20:58 PM  
New York Giants? I thought he played for the Browns?

//I hear the Browns call their farm team the Steamers

 
SmackLT [TotalFark] 2008-01-24 01:23:33 PM  
Weird...he doesn't look German.

 
tommyl66 2008-01-24 02:15:02 PM  
Did he used to room with Najeh Davenport?

 
TonnageVT [TotalFark] 2008-01-24 02:15:38 PM  
2 girls 1 Osi

/LET'S GO BIG BLUE!!

 
toonz 2008-01-24 02:16:52 PM  
he accused A (one) patriot of hitting after the whistle.

he also said:
"I wouldn't call them a dirty team. I wouldn't say that. I haven't really experienced them as a team to be dirty," he said. "They have certain individuals, like I am sure we have certain individuals, who are perceived to be dirty, but people wouldn't call them a dirty team."

kind of changes the tone of the accusation.

Commence the standard (and oddly appropriate, for once) nonsensical poop-flinging.

 
teke184 2008-01-24 02:19:24 PM  
Hmm... I guess that really WASN'T R. Kelly on those video tapes then.

 
Bufu [TotalFark] 2008-01-24 02:26:31 PM  
This is an ugly, unfounded Internet rumor

 
afxjzs 2008-01-24 02:27:45 PM  
toonz: he accused A (one) patriot of hitting after the whistle.

he also said:
"I wouldn't call them a dirty team. I wouldn't say that. I haven't really experienced them as a team to be dirty," he said. "They have certain individuals, like I am sure we have certain individuals, who are perceived to be dirty, but people wouldn't call them a dirty team."

kind of changes the tone of the accusation.

Commence the standard (and oddly appropriate, for once) nonsensical poop-flinging.


HEY!!

get your "facts" and "applied logic" outta this here thread...

we don't take kindly to you uppity reading-comprehension types 'round 'ere.


/now skeeter..
//headline still made me laugh.

 
TonnageVT [TotalFark] 2008-01-24 02:29:54 PM  
Nestea Plunge: New Yorkers are frequently feces freaks who shiat on each other.

Only when new englanders come to town, that way tourists can feel at home with shiat all over the place.

/we're a welcoming society

 
toonz 2008-01-24 02:36:08 PM  
TonnageVT: Nestea Plunge: New Yorkers are frequently feces freaks who shiat on each other.

Only when new englanders come to town, that way tourists can feel at home with shiat all over the place.

/we're a welcoming society


Seriously dude, when I go there and say "Aw you shouldn't have!" I mean "Aw, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T have!"

I actually enjoy NYC, but, like any city, I avoid some areas, and not for fear of poo.

 
tommyl66 2008-01-24 02:37:34 PM  
I don't like the crap Osi is saying about Light. Its times like these that a man needs to stay above the cesspool of mudslinging and trash talking and be the better man. Dumping accusations like this on a team like the Patriots might just flush the Giants' Super Bowl chances down the toilet. Feces.

 
PirateFreedom 2008-01-24 02:40:18 PM  
oozy human urine is a symptom of something seriously wrong.

 
toonz 2008-01-24 02:40:42 PM  
afxjzs: HEY!!

get your "facts" and "applied logic" outta this here thread...

we don't take kindly to you uppity reading-comprehension types 'round 'ere.

/now skeeter..


well i did originally consider following "kind of changes the tone of the accusation."

with "...to a nutty brown".

I warn't tryin' to go 'ginst the grain paw, I swears it!

 
TonnageVT [TotalFark] 2008-01-24 02:41:24 PM  
toonz: Seriously dude, when I go there and say "Aw you shouldn't have!" I mean "Aw, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T have!"

I actually enjoy NYC, but, like any city, I avoid some areas, and not for fear of poo.


Hahahaha, that was funny. There are a lot of areas I don't go to, and I live here. I figured, if you just stay in the lower Manhattan area (while not doing touristy stuff) you'll be ok.

 
toonz 2008-01-24 02:49:16 PM  
PirateFreedom: oozy human urine is a symptom of something seriously wrong.

but it feels SO RIGHT!

this is way more fun than that "level-headed" crap I almost ruined the thread with ealier

TonnageVT: Hahahaha, that was funny. There are a lot of areas I don't go to, and I live here. I figured, if you just stay in the lower Manhattan area (while not doing touristy stuff) you'll be ok.

well actually the thought of you guys 'painting the town brown' to appease what you percieve our 'society' to be into cracked me up too. "Their ways are so strange, but if that's what our cultural adviser says we should do then... (sigh) I guess that's what we gotta do!"

(and your advice is pretty much the way we do it. Got friends who live there. Don't get there much but it's ALWAYS a good time. Will probably hit Yankee Stadium this year just to see it for the last time.)

 
keylock71 2008-01-24 02:49:21 PM  
Yep, just over a week of this crap left to endure...

 
PirateFreedom 2008-01-24 02:54:25 PM  
How about:
He tried shiat farking
now he's shiat talking
in two weeks he'll be shiat eating

 
beantowndog [TotalFark] 2008-01-24 03:07:15 PM  
keylock71: Yep, just over a week of this crap left to endure...

Until the post superbowl pats bashing threads?

 
aendeuryu 2008-01-24 04:02:48 PM  
Actually, I remember from one of the last Super Bowls when there were a few times when the Pats had apparently found the sweet spot of late hits... too early to be called a late hit, but just late enough that the guys on the receiving end had started to relax, thinking the play was over.

 
robsul82 [TotalFark] 2008-01-24 04:14:55 PM  
Now, now. New York doesn't smell like shiat, only like piss.

New Orleans, now THAT place smells like shiat and piss.

 
I'm over it now 2008-01-24 04:30:48 PM  
SmackLT: Weird...he doesn't look German.

Being of German descent, I'm not getting a kick out of this reply.

Guten Tag to you sir!
I said Guten Tag!

 
dholway [TotalFark] 2008-01-24 05:01:15 PM  
Fark U: robsul82: Now, now. New York doesn't smell like shiat, only like piss.

New Orleans, now THAT place smells like shiat and piss.

so does your whore mother


Well-played, Fark U!

 
robsul82 [TotalFark] 2008-01-24 05:17:30 PM  
Fark U: robsul82: Now, now. New York doesn't smell like shiat, only like piss.

New Orleans, now THAT place smells like shiat and piss.

so does your whore mother


Psh, tsk tsk. This is pre-Katrina I'm talking about. Somehow the Quarter went largely untouched and yet STILL smelled even worse.

/and I grew up in Jersey, I know of what I speak

 
Daniels 2008-01-24 05:30:20 PM  
Is it bum poo or dog poo.

The world may never know.

 
SubBass49 2008-01-24 10:59:43 PM  
Hahaha...wow...

Umenyiora should take a dump in the middle of the pile...

Now THAT'S dirty...

 
TobyTheRobot 2008-01-25 02:39:24 PM  
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