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(Bitten and Bound) Amusing Singer Wyclef Jean wants money owed to him by Michael Jackson from 1997. Hey Wyclef - Michael is broke. You'd have better luck bringing the Jackson 5 back   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 10
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Richiedude 2008-01-24 10:09:00 AM  
could you please put the google ads more front and center on this site I can't seem to find them.

 
I_Love_Cheesecake 2008-01-24 11:46:55 AM  
Doesn't Michael Jackson own the rights to the Beatles entire catalogue? He could get a pretty penny by unloading it.

 
pvd021 2008-01-24 11:50:54 AM  
I thought he would be Gone to November?

 
SofaKingHuge 2008-01-24 03:16:43 PM  
I_Love_Cheesecake

Doesn't Michael Jackson own the rights to the Beatles entire catalogue? He could get a pretty penny by unloading it.

He sold that to Sony years ago.

 
Jonny Wilkinson 2008-01-24 04:42:08 PM  
Aren't the Jackson 5 actually going on a reunion tour.

/Goes to teh Google.

 
Jonny Wilkinson 2008-01-24 04:44:37 PM  
Here it is:

Link (new window)

 
Ilmarinen 2008-01-24 07:50:52 PM  
Jonny Wilkinson: Aren't the Jackson 5 actually going on a reunion tour.

/Goes to teh Google.

I'm pretty sure that was subby's little joke.

 
mpv81 2008-01-25 11:56:13 AM  
Just wanted to say that I hate Wyclef Jean with a furious passion- and I know that people will ask why I came in here to comment if I don't like him. The answer is that I hate him so much that whenever I'm reminded of his existence I have to vent... when he sings and does the turkey call thingy I just want to rip his guitar out of his hand and break it over his head. If I Were President was one of the most naive, idiotic songs I've ever heard in my life.

"If I were President, I'd get elected on Friday... Assassinated on Saturday... Buried on Sunday..."

Hey Wyclef, elections happen on Tuesday dumbass!

 
Subsonicmonkey 2008-01-25 05:06:53 PM  
mpv81: If I Were President was one of the most naive, idiotic songs I've ever heard in my life.

"If I were President, I'd get elected on Friday... Assassinated on Saturday... Buried on Sunday..."

Hey Wyclef, elections happen on Tuesday dumbass!


America isn't the only country in the world, a-hole.

 
mpv81 2008-01-26 12:00:51 PM  
Subsonicmonkey: America isn't he only country in the world, a-hole.

No shiat. Really?

Except the song is in context of Wyclef being the President of the U.S. considering it's his residence.

Or I'm sure that this lyric was talking about being president of Haiti (since they spend billions on the war):


An old man told me, instead of spending billions on the war,
we can use some of that money, in the ghetto.
I know some so poor, they use the spring as the shower,
when screaming "fight the power".
That's when the vulture devoured

Nice try though dumbass.

 
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