P. Puff Diddly Dang Doofus?

Dippy.

i vote for P Diddily Dang Doofus.


_{/joke blatantly stolen from The Onion}

Bravo subby, bravo.

He bangs more chicks in one day than submitter will ever be able to imagine.

Trampled in City College concert-promoted by Didiot?

- I'm like an elephant, a funky elephant. I remember beats before they are stolen.

I vote for

PEE DOODY

How about - Irrelevant.

LaZBoy82: How about - Irrelevant.

Your "dispassion" was betrayed by your hypen and capitalization.

You might as well reveal your STING boner whilst I rap about it.

Pee Daddy

JJ Money: He bangs more chicks in one day than submitter will ever be able to imagine.

That's true. He may be able to have his way with more women in a day than any Farker may be able to in thier life. But at the end of the day, when all of those women have left, he'll still be the same old pretentious douchenozzle he's always been and us Farkers will be known as Farkers and not douchenozzles.

Slaptyback Fishtybuns?

Is Sh*t Bag already taken?

/Bring me some Laotian breast-milk, biatch!

Anti_Freak_Machine: Pee Daddy

I know one of those

Puff Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?

Anti_Freak_Machine: Pee Daddy

R. Kelly beat him to it.

Punch Donkey.

How about "I'd have no hit songs if it weren't for sampling other songs by people who have actual talent"

Too wordy?


How about Punky Douchester?

Why does the press take him seriously and dutifully start referring to him as whatever he asks? Last time he said something like "The P. was getting between me and my fans."

/hee hee!

JJ Money: He bangs more chicks in one day than submitter will ever be able to imagine.

I forgot. We can never point out when people who have more money or get more ladies than us are being idiots. It's one of the perks.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Puff Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?

HEY! His name is my name, too!

"I have always evolved and taken a different name each time. It's nothing unusual where I come from."

Gallifrey?

"Right now I want to be Sean John because that's where I am."

A punchline with no original ideas?

/admittedly more money tha You-Know-Who, but good lord I can't help but cringe anytime someone calls him a musician

//I wonder if "Attention Ho'" is taken?

How about Fish Face?

How about Poody (Poo-Dee)?

I guess No-Talent Assclown was already taken by Kevin Federline.

Piddly ? or how about Pud ?

I haven't needed to call him anything in at least 5 years, so I can't imagine it's gonna matter whatever he chooses...

He should just change his name to a symbol...something like...




/FTW

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^^wow your guys' names really rape the mouth of Sean John Combs AKA Diddy, Puff Daddy, Puff, P. Diddy, Puffy's names, let me tell ya. Come back in 10 years and let me know if you're still happy with your dumbass internet tag. And when you do change it, I'll be sure to refresh Starpulse, TMZ, WWTDD, Perez by the second to read the news article about it before I promptley make my way to a fark thread to call you a $358 million dollar no-talent fag from my moms basement.



A$$man

^^Now that's a name.

I vote for Breath Neydger.

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What About Me? Don't Forget Me!

/nobody loves me
//(sniff)

Power Douche

/what an idiot

I vote Perpetually Daft. (And thanks for making me lol Subby.) :-)

Change it to Mary, because at this point he acts too needy like a woman. No disrespect to actual women out there ...

Genji Quote 2008-01-24 05:50:46 AM
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^^wow your guys' names really rape the mouth of Sean John Combs AKA Diddy, Puff Daddy, Puff, P. Diddy, Puffy's names, let me tell ya. Come back in 10 years and let me know if you're still happy with your dumbass internet tag. And when you do change it, I'll be sure to refresh Starpulse, TMZ, WWTDD, Perez by the second to read the news article about it before I promptley make my way to a fark thread to call you a $358 million dollar no-talent fag from my moms basement.



A$$man

^^Now that's a name.

I've no problem with someone being rich but he's a shi'ite rapper. Nearly ruined Ready to Die with his 'uhuh yeahah's. He'd do just about anything for the cash and if your the type of guy that's entertained watching people get rich by any means well good for you but it doesn't interest me.
Liked 'Victory' but then again thats cos Biggie kills it.

P.Damn I got some life considering that i got no talent.Thank God for all those stupid white kids who buy into this hip hop bullshiat and think they're gangstas so I can run around the Hamptons with a butler named Farnsworth.Diddy

I vote for Penisgargle if it hasn't already been taken by Britney.

MC Diddler

How bout Massive Asshole?

Sean the Slack-jawed Retard

He should just call himself AIDS and have done with it, attention whore that he is.

/Talking nonsense through sampled classics does not constitute music, or taste.

Why, oh why, wasn't there voting in this thread?

InferiousX: ...How about Punky Douchester?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Puff Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?

serialkittenkiller: P.Damn I got some life considering that i got no talent.Thank God for all those stupid white kids who buy into this hip hop bullshiat and think they're gangstas so I can run around the Hamptons with a butler named Farnsworth.Diddy

So many, so good...

The vanity is strong in him. The only thing he's done that I've understood:

Diddy Kong?

Apparently I was the only one to find this.

from the comments section:

Jan 22 2008 18:39:09 By: Pears328 ( 5)
I"believe" the name change is going to be a"good look" for him. I think that I am his #1 fan and I have studied him for a very long time!I didn't like the nicknames he had before.I don't"believe" the different names he had fit his personality. I"truely Believe" now the name change he has will show his sensitive side. I"Love" saying the name"Sean John" it sounds so sexy and seductive,espically when a woman is saying it! I think this name change will show that he has evolved like never before at this point and time in his life.Life is about change,evolving and making a difference in someone's life.Even though sometimes he might have had bad situations in his life,I think through it all he tried to do the right thing."Right Thing" meaning to me is to try and live your life right according to God's plan for us.I just"Hope and Pray for him that this name change can bring him"The True Happiness"he so long searched for. I believe it's not about the name or the money,it's about who you really are,deep inside of yourself is where you will always find your own special wealth!Love,Peace,and GOD BLESS 2 all!

/wow, that's some kind of stupid

He is a no-talent hack who was lucky enough to be friends with Biggy before he died and shameless enough to talk over other people's songs and call them his own.

/I wish people like him would just die already.

this guy's still alive? I thought for sure that he had retired or realized that no one really liked him.

Sean "Pretty Darn Irrelevant" Combs

Don't tell anyone but I always called him Prince.

Oh wait, wrong douchebag.

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^^wow your guys' names really rape the mouth of Sean John Combs AKA Diddy, Puff Daddy, Puff, P. Diddy, Puffy's names, let me tell ya. Come back in 10 years and let me know if you're still happy with your dumbass internet tag. And when you do change it, I'll be sure to refresh Starpulse, TMZ, WWTDD, Perez by the second to read the news article about it before I promptley make my way to a fark thread to call you a $358 million dollar no-talent fag from my moms basement.



A$$man

^^Now that's a name.

There's a big difference between a screen name and a real one, assface.

Nestea Plunge: He rode Biggy's corpse to fame.

That sounds icky.