Just 156 clicks, and already Farked? What the hell does ABC News use for a web server, a Commodore VIC-20?

For those who actually care, try this URL:

http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=4176816&page=1

Something about the formatting of the URL above isn't working out well.

Forget rehab - someone get this she-beast to a cosmetic surgeon NOW.

FTA: As details emerge about the death of Hollywood actor Heath Ledger, concerns are growing over British singer Amy Winehouse.

Because she wasn't already on death watch...

I'm certain it'll work just as well for her as it does for most celebrities who go to rehab.

Shiat. She'll be dead a month after "rehab".

Holy crap. If she's only 24, that's the best advertisement for sobriety I've ever seen.

It's about damn time...

Actually, come to think of it I'd give 50/50 that it's too late.

Obligatory disclaimer that I love her music , especially the "Back to Black" album if you leave off "Rehab"

Well I'm glad, but it sounds like she's in a PR-celebrity-rehab place. Hopefully she can really get clean anyway.

Good Christ, is she only 24??

I'm actually rooting for her

/to die
//soon

This moves her up three places in the dead pool. Imagine the swan dive off the wagon she's gonna make when she gets out.
They told me I was gonna relapse, I said no, no, no.

That's just sad that it took another person's death for her to realize that she's destroying herself.

She'll be dead inside a year. I'll be shocked if she isn't.

Congradulations career over.

/wait, what was her career again?

OK, who the hell is this woman and why do I care about her drug habits?

I've got 5k on her kicking the bucket before the calander year is out. I love Vegas Bookies.

SardonicAvenger: Holy crap. If she's only 24, that's the best advertisement for sobriety I've ever seen.

So very true.

/but not enough to stop me.

skinbubble: SardonicAvenger: Holy crap. If she's only 24, that's the best advertisement for sobriety I've ever seen.

So very true.

/but not enough to stop me.

ammmmmen brother

tatum:
They told me I was gonna relapse, I said no, no, no.

So very well played
/golf clap

They tried to greenlight this article, I said, old old old.

paulseta: Forget rehab - someone get this she-beast to a cosmetic surgeon NOW.

Yo! She-biatch!



Let's go.

He told me "No No No..." (pops)

Well, I'm gone to Detox Mansion
Way down on Last Breath Farm
I've been rakin' leaves with Liza
Me and Liz clean up the yard

Left my home in Music City
In the back of a limousine
Now I'm doin' my own laundry
And I'm gettin' those clothes clean

Growin' fond of Detox Mansion
And this quiet life I lead
But I'm just dying to tell my story
For all my friends to read

Well, it's tough to be somebody
And it's hard to keep from fallin' apart
Up here on Rehab Mountain
We gonna learn these things by heart

Well, I'm gone to Detox Mansion
Way down on Last Breath Farm
I've been rakin' leaves with Liza
Me and Liz clean up the yard

What goes on in Detox Mansion
Outside the rubber room
We get therapy and lectures
We play golf in the afternoon

Well, it's tough to be somebody
And it's hard not to fall apart
Up here on Rehab Mountain
We gonna learn these things by heart

/RIP, Warren Zevon

...Which means the next album will be TERRIBLE.

Good, maybe it means she'll be off the farking headlines for a while.

\wishful thinking