all i want to know is, will this affect the way i download porn

Good thing I re-invested my entire portfolio in radishes long ago.

/they're the new gold
//right?

I for one welcome our new stock-less overlords.

Oh and boobies!

drharmful: all i want to know is, will this affect the way i download porn

instead of a new porn site every second, it might be a whole minute before another is registered! the horror!

Petulant Dwarf: I for one welcome our new stock-less overlords.

Oh and boobies!

Not.

"at least I'm first."

Your a idiot.

So, who do we blame for this one?

Bush?

Cheney?

Iraqis?

Putin?

Greenspan?

EVERYBODY PANIC!

It's 1929 all over again...

/I blame Bush

My 401k is already down to 345k.

It's OK I invested in Pumpkins on the 30th October '07 and I expect them to peak at the start of February.

/I pity you fools
//Crash mats for wall street please.

cwick [TotalFark] Quote 2008-01-22 08:08:02 AM

"at least I'm first."

Your yer a idiot. ftfy

Bush is in the fuerher bunker in DC. Karl Rove is at the Swiss border asking for asylum. Halliburton is taking over beneficial occupancy of government property until the Dubai-Saudi-Sino-Russian group completes the purchase.

Newlow: So, who do we blame for this one?

I blame you, for starters.

"Past performance of shares is not an indication to their future performance. The value of shares or income from them may go down as well as up. As shares are valued from second to second, their bid and offer value fluctuates sometimes widely. The value of shares may rise or fall due to the volatility of world markets, interest rates and capital values or, for shares held in overseas markets, due to changes in the exchange rate in the currency in which the investments are denominated. You may not get back the amount you invested."

Oh, so that's what the clause in the small print meant...

Is this the DJIAF thread?

If you've got some cash, a long term outlook, and an iron stomach today will be one of the best days to buy stocks. Have fun!

Time to bargain shop. I bet I can pick up some Asian deals.

cwick: "at least I'm first."

Your a idiot.

haha. I love that one.

And stock collapse? 5% is a hit, but they're not going to be calling in my mortgage.

It won't matter to me. I burned all my money last night... HA!

/That'll teach them.

Funny, my 10,000 shares in Noose Inc. just tripled

Minotaur11: Good thing I re-invested my entire portfolio in radishes long ago.

/they're the new gold
//right?

"Take all of your money out of T-Bills, and put them into...waffles! Tasty waffles, with lots of syrup!"

In all seriousness, things have been very jittery here (I work in Financial Services) since last night. With Paulson on the horn and Asia continuing to soil itself this is going to be an apocalyptic open. I'm just praying to god that the NYSE Circuit Breakers don't trip today. That'll make life REALLY interesting.

We need a Stimulus Package. Hookers for everyone Paulson!

Hey, I get to be one of the "I told you so!" guys. Wheee! That means I win, right?

No?

Crap.

cwick: "at least I'm first."

Your a idiot.

His what is an idiot? What a moran.

/Fark Wall Street
//Eat the rich

What's interesting to me is that everyone seems to be calling for the Fed to reduce interest rates, despite the fact that doing so right now will only weaken the already pathetic US dollar, which in turn will drive up energy prices even more.

It was interesting to see how Bush went to Saudi Arabia to ask them to increase oil production, only to get told to talk to the hand. Really, at this point, what can the US offer them except for a "Pretty please?" - with our economy heading towards the shiatter and our military mucking around in Iraq, it's not like the Saudi's have any real incentive to go easy on us, after all it's abundantly clear now that we need them more than they need us.

I'm just waiting to see what the fallout is going to be once they decide they've milked the swirling US currency as much as they can and decide to switch over to the Euro as the currency that their oil prices are pegged to. Oh well, at least it'll curb our illegal immigration problem when the dollar is worth less than the peso.

/viva la bush!

I checked my 401(k) this weekend and realized it'd lost about 9%. At first I was furious. But then again, I'm not retiring any time soon, so I guess my contribution is just buying more shares for now.

I love how the Jackasses who pushed up the oil prices are like"
whoa, hey... the economy is starting to fail because we made everything cost more? Yeah, we better back off a little."

Farking Morans!!eleventyonethousand!!!!

cwick: Your a idiot.

Your You're a an idiot. ftfy

lajimi: cwick: "at least I'm first."

Your a idiot.

His what is an idiot? What a moran.

lol fail

civilization as we know it may end...
nah this is just to get Hillary some more votes!!

Yarrgh: Funny, my 10,000 shares in Noose Inc. just tripled

The-Rope-to-Hang-them-With Inc. is always a strong buy.

I like the downward part of this roller coaster! Problem is, when it's time to buy, I never seem to have much money.

The past will be the future.

Good thing I'm already broke.

Leeroy Jenkems: lajimi: cwick: "at least I'm first."

Your a idiot.

His what is an idiot? What a moran.

lol fail

World's scariest profile pic.

/bleach not included

Hypocritic_Oath
I checked my 401(k) this weekend and realized it'd lost about 9%.

Lucky you!
the closest financial asset thing i have
towards my future is 409,
ok!

"We're back in business!"

groininjury: World's scariest profile pic.

/bleach not included

It's my chain, it makes me look tuff, I know

I'm going to check the perimeter wires, MREs, and ammo.

Then turn on the TV and watch the spin.

"So, who do we blame for this one?
Bush?
Cheney?
Iraqis?
Putin?
Greenspan?"

Subtract Iraqis and Putin, add in a big clutch of spineless Congresscritters from both parties, season with incompetent lenders and mathematically challenged borrowers, and you've about got it covered.

/has a diversified portfolio
//guns AND canned goods

ZOMG SELL!!! SELL!!! SELL!!!

Enjoy the good old days of 1929 right here in 2008.
You'll ride trains from town to town looking for work.
You'll feel what it was like to not be able to afford shiat.
The 2008 stockmarket meltdown - remember it's a "correction" during a "recession" because we changed the meaning of "depression".

So if the US exchanges lose 5-6% is it OMGWTFBBQ PANIC! Or is it expected, given what the rest of the world experienced.

Second, at what point do we OMGWTFBBQ Panic?

Yarrgh: Funny, my 10,000 shares in Noose Inc. just tripled

I didn't know Golf Magazine was a public company!

75 basis point rate cut.

Dummies, the dam is breaking. The goggles will do nothing!

They all laughed when I started building my Thunderdome, but who's the Master Blaster now?????

maybe we should take a hint from india and call it in then...

and this is surprising because....?