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(Some Blogger) Amusing Old news: Some moran claims to have photographic proof of Bigfoot. News: Photos are of Mars   (badastronomy.com) divider line 111
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Canadian Canuck [TotalFark] 2008-01-21 06:57:51 PM  
That's what the midget men of Mars want you to think.

 
GodIsDead 2008-01-21 07:10:43 PM  
www.badastronomy.com

www.rain.org

I must admit, he resemblance is striking.

 
2xhelix [TotalFark] 2008-01-21 07:48:12 PM  
Canadian Canuck: That's what the midget men of Mars want you to think.

Tom Cruise?

 
bitteroldman 2008-01-21 08:14:02 PM  
This is the source pic.
As you can see, there is NO life on Mars!

i256.photobucket.com

 
jackbooty 2008-01-21 08:37:29 PM  
I have known this for years.

 
k405 2008-01-21 08:37:48 PM  
WINNAR!

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2008-01-21 08:39:03 PM  
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 
almejita [TotalFark] 2008-01-21 08:39:24 PM  
I think it is bigfoot

 
Makh [TotalFark] 2008-01-21 08:41:30 PM  
Bigfoot on mars? Sounds like Weekly World News article.

 
Noam Chimpsky 2008-01-21 08:42:02 PM  
It so obviously Jesus throwing a young child off a cliff.

 
The Dogs of War 2008-01-21 08:42:15 PM  
it's a streetlight!!

 
skinink 2008-01-21 08:42:44 PM  

Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she Gus? You shaved the biatch down, and taught her how to speak.


/Goonie-goo goo.


 
sorhed 2008-01-21 08:42:45 PM  
Does anyone see photos of Martian landscapes and get the creeps?

That's the surface of another planet...

 
shirtsbyeric 2008-01-21 08:44:44 PM  
Makes me wanna go mountain biking

 
simpsonfan 2008-01-21 08:44:47 PM  
That's a lie. Everyone knows Bigfoot is living with Elvis, in Kalamazoo, Michigan.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-01-21 08:44:59 PM  
So Elvis Bigfoot Presley has a house in Mars. Who cares?.

 
Norad [TotalFark] 2008-01-21 08:47:08 PM  
Why does your wife do that, Gus? Every year the biatch comes over here and rips down my steps. Why can't your wife walk down a flight of stairs? I bet she climbs the fark out of a tree though, Gus!

 
TheGreyPiper 2008-01-21 08:47:17 PM  
It's obviously not a LIVE person. It's a carving, of course.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-01-21 08:52:05 PM  
buzzvert: Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Technically we're outside Mars' orbit, so we're cool to nuke it from here.

 
Interrupted Infinitum 2008-01-21 08:52:17 PM  
simpsonfan: That's a lie. Everyone knows Bigfoot is living with Elvis, in Kalamazoo, Michigan.

Elvis is playing small gigs at The Domain of The King. Duh.

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2008-01-21 08:52:41 PM  
I've seen Bigfoot in person, so whatever you guys say is fine with me. But I've seen it. I took a picture but the stupid film guy at Walgreens accidentally exposed the film. I also had hair that I know came from the thing but the academic elite in their stupid ivory tower refused to do DNA analysis on it for me. But fark anyone who doesn't believe in Bigfoot because I've seen it...some scary shiat!

 
nativefloridian 2008-01-21 08:53:53 PM  
www.keithford.com
/slightly relevant

 
aerojockey [TotalFark] 2008-01-21 08:55:18 PM  
Good ol' Phil Plait. The man just has no clue when someone is yanking his chain.

 
Parthenogenetic 2008-01-21 08:59:59 PM  
Wow, some antiscience claims are so weird it's a wonder anyone can take them seriously.

Spirit picture of Mars showing a rock that looks like someone hanging outTake this blog post about the image here, for example. In just a few words, it manages to get nearly everything wrong. A lot of it is in Japanese, but some is in English:

"A man is in the photograph which the Mars explorer Spirit (it stopped transmitting data in 2004) sent."

First, puhlllleeeeze. A man? It's a tiny rock only a few inches high. It's only a few feet from the rover! Here's the image from NASA. As usual for antiscience nonsense, they point to a press release image with no indication of when it was taken, or what the original image is.

img221.imageshack.us
Lighten up, Francis!

 
Electrotiger 2008-01-21 09:00:16 PM  
The man just has no clue when someone is yanking his chain.


I think he's got a pretty good grasp on reality. (new window)

 
The Bad Astronomer [TotalFark] 2008-01-21 09:00:48 PM  
aerojockey, are you serious? Cuz if you are, I'm totally gonna make faces at you and hold my breath until you apologize.

I can't believe I missed the Bigfoot similarity when I posted this blog entry. Nuts.

 
Zamboro [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-21 09:02:18 PM  
sorhed: "Does anyone see photos of Martian landscapes and get the creeps?

That's the surface of another planet..."

Yes, every damn time. It blows my mind to consider what science has enabled us to achieve.

 
buckler 2008-01-21 09:05:42 PM  
Here, from the same image, you can see a disabled Imperial AT-AT where it was struck down by rebel snowspeeders. Note the track it left.

i20.photobucket.com

 
Pugdaddyk 2008-01-21 09:13:17 PM  
Moran
Moron
Moranis
More Anus
Moore
Moor
Mo'
mmmmmm......anus

 
missmonkeypants 2008-01-21 09:13:37 PM  
It looks like Bigfoot checking his watch. On Mars.

I want to believe!

 
falkensmaze 2008-01-21 09:13:39 PM  
There's a face on Mars too and I have proof. www.adlerplanetarium.org

 
Falcc 2008-01-21 09:13:43 PM  
Obviously it's both.

/I want to believe
//Second time I've said that about Bigfoot today actually
///Monster Quest and slashies for teh win

 
Parthenogenetic 2008-01-21 09:16:44 PM  
The Bad Astronomer: I can't believe I missed the Bigfoot similarity when I posted this blog entry. Nuts.

Never too late to supplement the entry with a properly cropped version of the photo GodIsDead's post...

 
buckler 2008-01-21 09:19:37 PM  
Parthenogenetic: The Bad Astronomer: I can't believe I missed the Bigfoot similarity when I posted this blog entry. Nuts.

Never too late to supplement the entry with a properly cropped version of the photo GodIsDead's post...

Do it, Phil! That'd be tres magnifique!

 
fappomatic 2008-01-21 09:29:17 PM  
I hear they also found a dozen empty PBR beer cans, a half-eaten bag of Doritos and some Vienna sausages. There's sure to be a 7-11 around there. They've just not looked hard enough.

 
aerojockey [TotalFark] 2008-01-21 09:30:01 PM  
The Bad Astronomer

Come on. Half of the kooks you debunk aren't kooks; they're more like ordinary jerks. They're either trying to taunt the "establishment", or to see how far they can string out the people society credits with the most intelligence (scientists and so on).

 
Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes 2008-01-21 09:30:16 PM  

Has anyone heard their stuff? Electric.
Horrible Way to Die will be the next big thing in Indy Rock, mark my words.

www.foxnews.com


 
Hypnosphere 2008-01-21 09:30:37 PM  
Zamboro
It blows my mind to consider what science has enabled us to achieve.

Yes, it's amazing we have the technology to make a soundstage in Nebraska look like the surface of another planet.

 
Ravie 2008-01-21 09:31:34 PM  
i69.photobucket.com
/jasonfrost's ytmnd

 
AppleDane 2008-01-21 09:32:09 PM  
Funny, they didn't even notice

The Can:
i11.photobucket.com

The Toilet Seat:
i11.photobucket.com

and
The Water:
i11.photobucket.com

 
TheKidFromDeliverance 2008-01-21 09:34:01 PM  
I loldz

 
Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes 2008-01-21 09:41:16 PM  
media2.foxnews.com

Breaking news on Madeleine McCann - Throwing down the well and covering with a stone the evil Button-Eyed Doll Child now tops the list of theories of reasons for the 4 year old's disappearance.


 
mdj 2008-01-21 09:42:46 PM  
CygnusDarius: Technically we're outside Mars' orbit, so we're cool to nuke it from here.

Aren't we inside Mars' orbit?

/pedantic nerd hairsplitter

 
farknozzle 2008-01-21 09:44:59 PM  
The Dogs of War: it's a streetlight!!

THIS.

 
JSTACAT [TotalFark] 2008-01-21 09:47:01 PM  
sorhed 2008-01-21 08:42:45 PM
Does anyone see photos of Martian landscapes and get the creeps?

That's the surface of another planet area 52...""


the figurine left by a prankster, so it was easy to find...

 
macaddict0 2008-01-21 09:51:16 PM  
aerojockey: The Bad Astronomer

Come on. Half of the kooks you debunk aren't kooks; they're more like ordinary jerks. They're either trying to taunt the "establishment", or to see how far they can string out the people society credits with the most intelligence (scientists and so on).

I don't know. I think you give people too much credit.

 
LemSkroob 2008-01-21 09:52:33 PM  
buckler: Here, from the same image, you can see a disabled Imperial AT-AT where it was struck down by rebel snowspeeders. Note the track it left.

I see what you mean. I would have expected the tracks to be single-file, so that they can hide their numbers.

 
Satchel_Brown 2008-01-21 09:55:32 PM  
Ravie: /jasonfrost's ytmnd

looks like Jar Jar is nuzzled to the left side of that face...either that or Jerry from Enemy Mine.

 
JSTACAT [TotalFark] 2008-01-21 09:59:02 PM  
theres a 42 mb pic at nasa...i got it & play with that...

 
Revanche 2008-01-21 10:02:06 PM  
Methinks aerojockey completely misses how Plait is yanking his chain.

 
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