eqtworld: hard and fast

Too bad the third survived. The trouble with rescuing people is you don't know if the guy is a criminal, no point risking your own life to rescue some tagging punk.

eqtworld: How about "Two girls share Darwin award...."
This is Fark, dude.

(I would have gone with "Two girls, one Darwin")

Please explain how you slip through those bars.
Was it this man?

Tag, you're it!

Pardon my eyes, I couldn't see that they were bent.

Taggers 0..Darwin 2 1/2

Darwicious.

"They've got on their surfboards and gone across and literally saved his life," Inspector Bosch said.

What's that, past participle platypus plastic portapotty tense?

.

They should have showed a cat chewing on an extension cord or something. That building is under construction and the power is never turned on until the receptacles have all been installed and everything inspected.

Then again I'm probably taking a lolcats pic way too seriously.

Alcohol + Graffiti + stormwater drain =



CLASS DISMISSED!!

Lurline Bay? I thought her last name was Lumpkin.


/whole lotta nuthin' today.

Yay! Darwin!
Keep up the good work, Old Man!
Cull the farking herds!

They should've read my sign:



/or something similar.

I used to crawl around in drainpipes when i was a kid (a little kid). In fact, I was just thinking the other day that i probably would not fit in an old pipe (that went under a graveyard) that i used to crawl around in. I always hoped it would rain and I would see coffins.

I find this thread puzzling. How come non....OMG I'M OUT OF BEER!

ok.

i'm surprised all the stupid people haven't been weeded out yet

Danger Avoid Death: They should've read my sign:



/or something similar.

My dad almost killed himself on a bobcat in an accident similar to what this picture is warning against. Scary shiat. And she's not a stupid man. Not saying he's brilliant, but stupid certainly not.

cambie: Danger Avoid Death: They should've read my sign:



/or something similar.

My dad almost killed himself on a bobcat in an accident similar to what this picture is warning against. Scary shiat. And she's not a stupid man. Not saying he's brilliant, but stupid certainly not.

oops. I mean he, not she

Was his tag "AAaaaaauuuuuurrgghhh..."?

news flash: No child left behind has resulted in population drop, do to moronic accidents.

OK, now how does this happen? The VERY SAME ARTICLE I submitted, the VERY SAME LINK is approved. It is not the headline I submitted, but it IS the link. Instead of appearing as a "rejected link" or a "published link", it does not appear on my user page at all. WTF??? What's the deal, guys?? When I submitted it, it had NOT been previously submitted - it was FINE. So what gives??

Bucky Katt: i'm surprised all the stupid people haven't been weeded out yet

New ones are constantly being made. And in greater numbers than 'smart' people.

angryatgwb: news flash: No child left behind has resulted in population drop, do to moronic accidents.

Nice troll, but this was in Australia. Try harder.

Against All Odds, Phillip Collins, 29, from Maroubra, told the Herald he had walked through the drain about a year ago with friends.

RealFarknMcCoy2: OK, now how does this happen? The VERY SAME ARTICLE I submitted, the VERY SAME LINK is approved. It is not the headline I submitted, but it IS the link. Instead of appearing as a "rejected link" or a "published link", it does not appear on my user page at all. WTF??? What's the deal, guys?? When I submitted it, it had NOT been previously submitted - it was FINE. So what gives??

drew hates you

I find this thread quite ironic. Usually the Atheists and Darwinists blame God whenever someone dies, and Darwin gets all the credit for life. Well make up your minds. Which is it?

YouPeopleAreCrazy: Against All Odds, Phillip Collins, 29, from Maroubra, told the Herald he had walked through the drain about a year ago with friends.

"And," he went on, "take a look at me now."

The worst part of the story is that their graffiti is probably washed away...so their main purpose of being there is erased. All that for nothing?

Story on the drain drownings with map goodness showing the drain-to-sea distance here (new window)

glaurunge: Usually the Atheists and Darwinists blame God whenever someone dies

Why would they blame something they don't believe in? And I think Darwin gets congratulated more than blamed, for helping remove defective stock from the gene pool, preferably before they pass on their genes.

captainstudd: The worst part of the story is that their graffiti is probably washed away...so their main purpose of being there is erased. All that for nothing?

And a Darwin Award. Pay attention.

/I keed.

I told you not to fark with me

glaurunge
"Usually the Atheists and Darwinists blame God whenever someone dies, and Darwin gets all the credit for life. Well make up your minds. Which is it?"

Atheism has no Dogma.
You can think what you like.

RealFarknMcCoy2: OK, now how does this happen? The VERY SAME ARTICLE I submitted, the VERY SAME LINK is approved. It is not the headline I submitted, but it IS the link. Instead of appearing as a "rejected link" or a "published link", it does not appear on my user page at all. WTF??? What's the deal, guys?? When I submitted it, it had NOT been previously submitted - it was FINE. So what gives??

i had something similar happen once. The link I submitted was approved with somebody else's headline, and I received credit for it. weird.

Swirl - swirl - swirl

Dorthy surrenders her Red Slippers.

SHEESH!
Was that so hard?
Homosexuality is OVER.
Period.

/What's that you're doing back there?
//OWW!

///Game on!

There is a whole subculture of people who explore things like storm drains. I found out about them reading through back issues of Infiltration (a 'zine about urban exploration in general). It's actually pretty interesting stuff, aside from the risking-death-by-drowning part. The drain systems in some areas are unbelievably complex - multi-level labyrinths in effect.
I don't see what the problem with spraying graffiti in a place like a storm drain is, either. It's not like it devalues anyones' property, because it's invisible except to other tunnel rats.

I'm about to shell out $5 for totalfark just for the option of ignoring this moran.

Danger Avoid Death: "And," he went on, "take a look at me now."

Or don't.... I don't care anymore.

YouPeopleAreCrazy: Against All Odds, Phillip Collins, 29, from Maroubra, told the Herald he had walked through the drain about a year ago with friends.

Friends, whom, if they'd told them they were drowning, he would not lend a hand, Collins explained.

Bucky Katt: i'm surprised all the stupid people haven't been weeded out yet

"Been around the world and found
that only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a t.v."

- Harvey Danger

Normally I am anti-tagger too, but only because of the disrespect and property damage.

The inside of a drain is nothing, who cares if it gets painted?

Surprised at how hard the water hit them.

Ken_B: Normally I am anti-tagger too, but only because of the disrespect and property damage.

The inside of a drain is nothing, who cares if it gets painted?

Surprised at how hard the water hit them.

Yeah, something like the inside of drain where you aren't farking someones property I don't really give a shiat either.

DangerLaef: glaurunge
"Usually the Atheists and Darwinists blame God whenever someone dies, and Darwin gets all the credit for life. Well make up your minds. Which is it?"

Atheism has no Dogma.
You can think what you like.

Oh please. The libs are the ones brainwashing kids in our universities, not conservetives. They believe that "you can think what you like" as long as that includes socialized medicine and surrendering to terrorists.

First rule of urban exploration is, if it rains, no drains.
These are probably total newb or some kids copycatting what they heard

Urban exploration is surprisingly quite well known in Australia

glaurunge: DangerLaef: glaurunge
"Usually the Atheists and Darwinists blame God whenever someone dies, and Darwin gets all the credit for life. Well make up your minds. Which is it?"

Atheism has no Dogma.
You can think what you like.

Oh please. The libs are the ones brainwashing kids in our universities, not conservetives. They believe that "you can think what you like" as long as that includes socialized medicine and surrendering to terrorists.

The trolling just ain't what it used to be.

What's a "conservetive?"