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birdmanesq [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 03:00:20 PM  
You'd think that if they could master interstellar travel that they could stay out of the water hazard.

 
The Iconoclast [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 04:08:15 PM  
One of those Fargin cork socking ice holes?

 
A$$man 2008-01-20 04:12:46 PM  
Yah know what else is hot as rocks that can melt ice, eah?

sunshinegirl.canoe.ca

 
GodsTumor 2008-01-20 04:16:56 PM  
Spruce Grove residents woke up yesterday to a mysterious octopus-shaped hole in a frozen golf-course pond.

FSM?

 
Oldiron_79 2008-01-20 04:18:44 PM  
Octopus shaped hole, this can only mean one thing.users.bentonrea.com

 
Qatmandu 2008-01-20 04:20:09 PM  
Screw tin-foil, lead is where it's at!

 
TxRabbit 2008-01-20 04:22:44 PM  
birdmanesq: You'd think that if they could master interstellar travel that they could stay out of the water hazard.

Golf clap!

 
Krymore 2008-01-20 04:23:48 PM  
Qatmandu: Screw tin-foil, lead is where it's at!

That's just what they want you to think.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 04:24:22 PM  
Does it have to be proper tinfoil? I was going to use several Cadbury wrappers, you know, so my hat smells all chocolatey.

 
kill-joy 2008-01-20 04:24:47 PM  
sprucegrove 1-19-09

something else has found us

 
chetbango 2008-01-20 04:25:35 PM  
TxRabbit: birdmanesq: You'd think that if they could master interstellar travel that they could stay out of the water hazard.

Golf clap!


Wow, you guys are on par for an exceptional pun thread.

 
Special Olympic Bronze 2008-01-20 04:26:57 PM  
chetbango: TxRabbit: birdmanesq: You'd think that if they could master interstellar travel that they could stay out of the water hazard.

Golf clap!

Wow, you guys are on par for an exceptional pun thread.


Looks like we have a bogie in the vicinity.

 
PoeGhost 2008-01-20 04:26:59 PM  
And here I was hoping for another Bevets thread. *sigh* Maybe someday...

 
DrForrester 2008-01-20 04:27:06 PM  
It's a streetlight.

 
Coronach 2008-01-20 04:27:44 PM  
If the pond was not frozen, we wouldn't even see those marks

/orly

 
smells_like_meat [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 04:29:21 PM  
"If the pond was not frozen, we wouldn't even see those marks."

The UK educational system must be about as good as ours.

 
mark12A 2008-01-20 04:29:30 PM  
My fault! I was up on the ship the other day while they were aligning the Phasar Banks. I bumped against a console. Sorry 'bout dat.

 
roadkillontheweb 2008-01-20 04:29:36 PM  
Yeah, poke the hole with a stick!
Has this dumbass never seen a horror movie?
Glad there is plenty of people to eat in that area.

 
Gobobo 2008-01-20 04:30:11 PM  
smells_like_meat: "If the pond was not frozen, we wouldn't even see those marks."

The UK educational system must be about as good as ours.


It's not The Sun, British version.

 
Ablejack 2008-01-20 04:30:23 PM  
chetbango: TxRabbit: birdmanesq: You'd think that if they could master interstellar travel that they could stay out of the water hazard.

Golf clap!

Wow, you guys are on par for an exceptional pun thread.

Looks like we have a bogie in the vicinity.

FORE THE WIN

 
kilgorn 2008-01-20 04:31:29 PM  
Horsepucky...the aliens played an extra nine and didn't pay

/Voltron is a big hitter

 
SoxSweepAgain 2008-01-20 04:31:36 PM  
Krymore: Qatmandu: Screw tin-foil, lead is where it's at!

That's just what they want you to think.


I use lead and FIVE layers of tinfoil.

But that is only against government brainwaves; against aliens, you need a sonic pitchfork and a cadmium vest.

 
Canook 2008-01-20 04:31:37 PM  
Special Olympic Bronze: chetbango: TxRabbit: birdmanesq: You'd think that if they could master interstellar travel that they could stay out of the water hazard.

Golf clap!

Wow, you guys are on par for an exceptional pun thread.

Looks like we have a bogie in the vicinity.


The eagle has landed?

 
splatteredsunbeam 2008-01-20 04:32:49 PM  
The Iconoclast: One of those Fargin cork socking ice holes?

I bet they are going to violate our Fargin rights! This is Fargin war!

\Nice Reference Iconoclast :)

 
huckleberg 2008-01-20 04:33:02 PM  
Moose pooped there last night???

 
Quantumbunny 2008-01-20 04:33:16 PM  
I am really disappointed where they left us. Call me when they do a proper story or a followup with some real information.

 
patagoniantoothfish 2008-01-20 04:34:28 PM  
If it isn't a streetlight, it will be some entrepreneurial golf-ball collector with a scuba set and a good wetsuit, getting the jump on the market for practice balls.

 
smells_like_meat [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 04:34:43 PM  
Gobobo: smells_like_meat: "If the pond was not frozen, we wouldn't even see those marks."

The UK educational system must be about as good as ours.

It's not The Sun, British version.


My bad, it's Canada, that explains it all. Nothing to see here, move along.

 
Gobobo 2008-01-20 04:35:29 PM  
Canook: Special Olympic Bronze: chetbango: TxRabbit: birdmanesq: You'd think that if they could master interstellar travel that they could stay out of the water hazard.

Golf clap!

Wow, you guys are on par for an exceptional pun thread.

Looks like we have a bogie in the vicinity.

The eagle has landed?


Of course it's an alien, they get a round a lot.

 
effyew2 2008-01-20 04:39:43 PM  
SoxSweepAgain: I use lead and FIVE layers of tinfoil.

And you are STILL a 9-11 truther?

I'm shocked.

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 04:41:16 PM  
I think it was teh joos.

 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor 2008-01-20 04:44:51 PM  
It was an inside job people. Wake up!

 
No Such Agency 2008-01-20 04:50:11 PM  
A$$man:
Yah know what else is hot as rocks that can melt ice, eah?
sunshinegirl.canoe.ca

Are those stewardesses? I know for a FACT those are not Air Canada FA's. For one thing they're smiling, for another, they look younger than 50.

 
Malinki 2008-01-20 04:50:56 PM  
Screw the tinfoil hats, this one needs a Faraday cage.

 
thesubliminalman 2008-01-20 04:51:24 PM  
I demand "THEY" release the videos!

 
Doc Batarang 2008-01-20 04:53:38 PM  
The residents of Spruce Grove always had a "Pod Person" vibe.

/From Calgary

 
ianjames 2008-01-20 05:00:54 PM  
How to catch a polar bear......
Step 1: Cut a hole in the ice.
Step 2: place peas around the outside of the hole.
Step 3: When the bear goes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.
Step 4: Profit.

 
anarchy_x 2008-01-20 05:05:21 PM  
mommy, wheres spot?

 
Oznog 2008-01-20 05:06:14 PM  
It's obviously a superior alien race that has come to end poverty, hunger, global warming, and hunger with a simple toolbox of solutions they're been using for centuries.

Whatever kid who is first to make contact with them was surely destined to become a very important person after having found them, made friends, and showed them the world through a child's eyes so they could properly understand us.

Too bad they drowned in a frozen lake. Now their relatives are just pissed at our lack of hospitality.

/As much as I am entertained by ET and all these alien stories, realistically why would the first person they ran across suddenly be all that important? It's not like you own an entire race because you found them with no work at all on your part and no special qualifications to be humanity's ambassador seem to exist on your part. I'd assume a response from a professional alien would be "That's nice, we only landed out in the boonies to avoid implying a threat so please if you could just get your government officials for us. Please don't touch the paint job. Look, kid, we don't want any of your goddamn Reece's Pieces, ok?"

 
Demon Cleaner 2008-01-20 05:09:45 PM  
This reminds me of the time in high school when three of my friends dragged me out of my house in January to a frozen pond with the contents of several glow sticks poured around a hole in the ice. The whole point of this exercise was to convince me of the existence of aliens. Not subscribing to the aliens-in-ponds theory, I officially called Shenanigans on them. The next day, they'd told the world how hard I'd fallen for it. Ha Ha

/friends like these, eh?

 
Begoggle 2008-01-20 05:15:00 PM  
Tinfoil hats are the Bevets that UFO believers wear to keep Ice Octopi out of their lakes.

 
Oznog 2008-01-20 05:15:53 PM  
content.answers.com

IT'S A SMEGGING GARBAGE POD!!!!

 
birdmanesq [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 05:20:25 PM  
Begoggle: Tinfoil hats are the Bevets that UFO believers wear to keep Ice Octopi out of their lakes.

That made slightly more sense than the average Bevets post. Slightly.

 
smellslikefish 2008-01-20 05:25:18 PM  
It was one of those frozen poop balls that fall from airplanes.
Think they call it blue ice. just smell the hole.

 
Falcc 2008-01-20 05:26:18 PM  
birdmanesq: Begoggle: Tinfoil hats are the Bevets that UFO believers wear to keep Ice Octopi out of their lakes.

That made slightly more sense than the average Bevets post. Slightly.


But twice the win!1!

 
The_Bouncer 2008-01-20 05:27:23 PM  
Doc Batarang: The residents of Spruce Grove always had a "Pod Person" vibe.

/From Calgary


Agreed.

/From Edmonton

 
jjorsett 2008-01-20 05:27:39 PM  
kill-joy 2008-01-20 04:24:47 PM
sprucegrove 1-19-09

something else has found us


Ooo, that's a good catch-phrase. And Google shows only one other usage. Quick, register it as a trademark.

 
munashii hakurankyouki 2008-01-20 05:28:53 PM  
Begoggle: Tinfoil hats are the Bevets that UFO believers wear to keep Ice Octopi out of their lakes.

+ eleventy bajillion

 
endlessoul 2008-01-20 05:39:51 PM  
globalwarmingpraiser: I think it was teh joos.

I LOL'd.

 
Elmo Jones 2008-01-20 05:51:11 PM  
From what I've read, aluminum foil butt-plugs might be the uniform of the day.

/YMMV

 
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