You'd think that if they could master interstellar travel that they could stay out of the water hazard.

One of those Fargin cork socking ice holes?

Yah know what else is hot as rocks that can melt ice, eah?

Octopus shaped hole, this can only mean one thing.

Screw tin-foil, lead is where it's at!

birdmanesq: You'd think that if they could master interstellar travel that they could stay out of the water hazard.

Golf clap!

Qatmandu: Screw tin-foil, lead is where it's at!

That's just what they want you to think.

Does it have to be proper tinfoil? I was going to use several Cadbury wrappers, you know, so my hat smells all chocolatey.

sprucegrove 1-19-09

something else has found us

TxRabbit: birdmanesq: You'd think that if they could master interstellar travel that they could stay out of the water hazard.

Golf clap!

Wow, you guys are on par for an exceptional pun thread.

chetbango: TxRabbit: birdmanesq: You'd think that if they could master interstellar travel that they could stay out of the water hazard.

Golf clap!

Wow, you guys are on par for an exceptional pun thread.

Looks like we have a bogie in the vicinity.

And here I was hoping for another Bevets thread. *sigh* Maybe someday...

It's a streetlight.

If the pond was not frozen, we wouldn't even see those marks

/orly

"If the pond was not frozen, we wouldn't even see those marks."

The UK educational system must be about as good as ours.

My fault! I was up on the ship the other day while they were aligning the Phasar Banks. I bumped against a console. Sorry 'bout dat.

Yeah, poke the hole with a stick!
Has this dumbass never seen a horror movie?
Glad there is plenty of people to eat in that area.

smells_like_meat: "If the pond was not frozen, we wouldn't even see those marks."

The UK educational system must be about as good as ours.

It's not The Sun, British version.

chetbango: TxRabbit: birdmanesq: You'd think that if they could master interstellar travel that they could stay out of the water hazard.

Golf clap!

Wow, you guys are on par for an exceptional pun thread.

Looks like we have a bogie in the vicinity.

FORE THE WIN

Horsepucky...the aliens played an extra nine and didn't pay

/Voltron is a big hitter

Krymore: Qatmandu: Screw tin-foil, lead is where it's at!

That's just what they want you to think.

I use lead and FIVE layers of tinfoil.

But that is only against government brainwaves; against aliens, you need a sonic pitchfork and a cadmium vest.

Special Olympic Bronze: chetbango: TxRabbit: birdmanesq: You'd think that if they could master interstellar travel that they could stay out of the water hazard.

Golf clap!

Wow, you guys are on par for an exceptional pun thread.

Looks like we have a bogie in the vicinity.

The eagle has landed?

The Iconoclast: One of those Fargin cork socking ice holes?

I bet they are going to violate our Fargin rights! This is Fargin war!

\Nice Reference Iconoclast :)

Moose pooped there last night???

I am really disappointed where they left us. Call me when they do a proper story or a followup with some real information.

If it isn't a streetlight, it will be some entrepreneurial golf-ball collector with a scuba set and a good wetsuit, getting the jump on the market for practice balls.

Gobobo: smells_like_meat: "If the pond was not frozen, we wouldn't even see those marks."

The UK educational system must be about as good as ours.

It's not The Sun, British version.

My bad, it's Canada, that explains it all. Nothing to see here, move along.

Canook: Special Olympic Bronze: chetbango: TxRabbit: birdmanesq: You'd think that if they could master interstellar travel that they could stay out of the water hazard.

Golf clap!

Wow, you guys are on par for an exceptional pun thread.

Looks like we have a bogie in the vicinity.

The eagle has landed?

Of course it's an alien, they get a round a lot.

SoxSweepAgain: I use lead and FIVE layers of tinfoil.

And you are STILL a 9-11 truther?

I'm shocked.

I think it was teh joos.

It was an inside job people. Wake up!

A$$man:
Yah know what else is hot as rocks that can melt ice, eah?


Are those stewardesses? I know for a FACT those are not Air Canada FA's. For one thing they're smiling, for another, they look younger than 50.

Screw the tinfoil hats, this one needs a Faraday cage.

I demand "THEY" release the videos!

The residents of Spruce Grove always had a "Pod Person" vibe.

/From Calgary

How to catch a polar bear......
Step 1: Cut a hole in the ice.
Step 2: place peas around the outside of the hole.
Step 3: When the bear goes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.
Step 4: Profit.

mommy, wheres spot?

It's obviously a superior alien race that has come to end poverty, hunger, global warming, and hunger with a simple toolbox of solutions they're been using for centuries.

Whatever kid who is first to make contact with them was surely destined to become a very important person after having found them, made friends, and showed them the world through a child's eyes so they could properly understand us.

Too bad they drowned in a frozen lake. Now their relatives are just pissed at our lack of hospitality.

/As much as I am entertained by ET and all these alien stories, realistically why would the first person they ran across suddenly be all that important? It's not like you own an entire race because you found them with no work at all on your part and no special qualifications to be humanity's ambassador seem to exist on your part. I'd assume a response from a professional alien would be "That's nice, we only landed out in the boonies to avoid implying a threat so please if you could just get your government officials for us. Please don't touch the paint job. Look, kid, we don't want any of your goddamn Reece's Pieces, ok?"

This reminds me of the time in high school when three of my friends dragged me out of my house in January to a frozen pond with the contents of several glow sticks poured around a hole in the ice. The whole point of this exercise was to convince me of the existence of aliens. Not subscribing to the aliens-in-ponds theory, I officially called Shenanigans on them. The next day, they'd told the world how hard I'd fallen for it. Ha Ha

/friends like these, eh?

Tinfoil hats are the Bevets that UFO believers wear to keep Ice Octopi out of their lakes.

IT'S A SMEGGING GARBAGE POD!!!!

Begoggle: Tinfoil hats are the Bevets that UFO believers wear to keep Ice Octopi out of their lakes.

That made slightly more sense than the average Bevets post. Slightly.

It was one of those frozen poop balls that fall from airplanes.
Think they call it blue ice. just smell the hole.

birdmanesq: Begoggle: Tinfoil hats are the Bevets that UFO believers wear to keep Ice Octopi out of their lakes.

That made slightly more sense than the average Bevets post. Slightly.

But twice the win!1!

Doc Batarang: The residents of Spruce Grove always had a "Pod Person" vibe.

/From Calgary

Agreed.

/From Edmonton

kill-joy 2008-01-20 04:24:47 PM
sprucegrove 1-19-09

something else has found us

Ooo, that's a good catch-phrase. And Google shows only one other usage. Quick, register it as a trademark.

Begoggle: Tinfoil hats are the Bevets that UFO believers wear to keep Ice Octopi out of their lakes.

+ eleventy bajillion

globalwarmingpraiser: I think it was teh joos.

I LOL'd.

From what I've read, aluminum foil butt-plugs might be the uniform of the day.

/YMMV