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(Yahoo) Interesting Turkmenistan's president Gurbanguli Berdymukhamedov ends ban on operas, circuses. In other news, you can use the letters in his name to spell "I banged a gerbil" or "My groin hamburger"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 76
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Outtaphase [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 01:58:04 PM  
A Dabbed Hungover Gummy I Lurk

Pretty much describes my morning on Fark.

 
BigDumbGuy 2008-01-20 01:59:45 PM  
"Our flourishing nation should not stand separate from the world," Berdymukhamedov told a group of Turkmen intellectuals at a meeting Saturday.
Flourishing nation? If you say so.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 02:25:55 PM  
BigDumbGuy: Flourishing nation? If you say so.

yeah; them, Kyrzyg, Kazakhstan, and -ASSHOLES!- Uzbekistan

 
queezyweezel 2008-01-20 02:54:03 PM  
I haven't laughed that hard at such a ridiculous headline in a long time.

+1 subby

 
shaft6969 [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 03:11:05 PM  
+1 subby, though not quite sure how/why you went straight for gerbil-banging.

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 03:25:24 PM  
Mmm...groin hamburger

 
SoxSweepAgain 2008-01-20 04:30:03 PM  
Not only that, but they have the cleanest prostitutes in the region.

 
Onager 2008-01-20 04:32:03 PM  
I always love to see a nation diligently reversing the idiocy of a passed tyrant.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 04:32:04 PM  
Groin Hamburger?

Dude, never fark around with a meat grinder.

 
QingdaoBeerIsGood 2008-01-20 04:32:05 PM  
LOL!

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2008-01-20 04:32:57 PM  
I find it hard to believe that's the name of a real country..

 
JMan_NC 2008-01-20 04:33:59 PM  
After just watching a Scrabble documentary (new window) last night, I approve of subby's clever headline!

/Yes, there is a Scrabble documentary
//What DORKS who play in the tournaments
///I watched it, I guess that says something about me...Hmm...

 
mreuther 2008-01-20 04:34:06 PM  
If only someone would make a fake documentary about the people of this region, and include many very-gay "wrestling" scenes, it would be very nice.

 
kilgorn 2008-01-20 04:34:56 PM  
Opera, Circus then pRon.....in that order

/progress

 
lomans 2008-01-20 04:36:32 PM  
queezyweezel: I haven't laughed that hard at such a ridiculous headline in a long time.

+1 subby

This

 
firefly212 2008-01-20 04:40:41 PM  
Awesome frickin headline!

 
No Such Agency 2008-01-20 04:43:57 PM  
BigDumbGuy:
Flourishing nation? If you say so.

Isn't this the same "flourishing nation" that imprisoned a bunch of Lord of the Rings cosplayers on charges of satan worship? Has a country that operated like that EVER "flourished"?

 
CheekyMunky [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 04:47:23 PM  
Headline's kinda funny, I guess, but they're not actually anagrams of the name.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 04:48:04 PM  
that wild and crazy guy

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-01-20 04:48:51 PM  
Onager: I always love to see a nation diligently reversing the idiocy of a passed tyrant.

Yeah. I can't wait for America to start.

 
gregoire4 2008-01-20 04:54:35 PM  
I just spent 5 minutes trying to come up with something even half as clever as subby's and I got nothing.

+2. Well played.

 
Doc Batarang 2008-01-20 04:56:47 PM  
No Such Agency: Isn't this the same "flourishing nation" that imprisoned a bunch of Lord of the Rings cosplayers on charges of satan worship? Has a country that operated like that EVER "flourished"?

They really do deserve hard time for that.

 
olllllo 2008-01-20 04:57:59 PM  
no need for TFA

subby wins.

 
tripperday 2008-01-20 05:02:37 PM  
No Such Agency: BigDumbGuy:
Flourishing nation? If you say so.

Isn't this the same "flourishing nation" that imprisoned a bunch of Lord of the Rings cosplayers on charges of satan worship?

Sounds like something that would happen in America.

 
Gobobo 2008-01-20 05:03:25 PM  
olllllo: no need for TFA

subby wins.

Indeed.

 
Falcc 2008-01-20 05:05:48 PM  
tripperday: No Such Agency: BigDumbGuy:
Flourishing nation? If you say so.

Isn't this the same "flourishing nation" that imprisoned a bunch of Lord of the Rings cosplayers on charges of satan worship being out in public like that?

Sounds like something that would happen in America.

Now it does, didn't before.

 
Fool_Marquis 2008-01-20 05:07:07 PM  
"A Gummy Hulk Dabbed Over Ruing."

This IS fun!

 
zerkalo 2008-01-20 05:12:20 PM  
Turkmenbashi is spinning in his mausoleum

 
Onager 2008-01-20 05:15:22 PM  
Danger Avoid Death: Onager: I always love to see a nation diligently reversing the idiocy of a passed tyrant.

Yeah. I can't wait for America to start.

One can only hope!

I don't know if it counts if he leaves office peacefully instead of being assassinated or dying in office.

 
Anagrammer 2008-01-20 05:17:27 PM  
Gurbanguli Berdymukhamedov=
MURKY BEHAVIOUR? GAMBLED DUNG!
LUKE: BRAVE HUMMING BODYGUARD
BUY BUDDING VULGAR HOMEMAKER.

 
pounddawg 2008-01-20 05:18:35 PM  
Subby has too much time on their hands.

 
some_canuck 2008-01-20 05:23:53 PM  
A Live Dung-Kebab Humdrum Orgy!

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-01-20 05:25:30 PM  
Barmaid Bed Love Gym Guru Hunk

 
gregoire4 2008-01-20 05:28:02 PM  
Nope. Subby still wins. It's obvious some of you are using a computer program that spits answers out, which would NEVER come up with "I banged a gerbil".

 
ragnarqk 2008-01-20 05:40:17 PM  
A Rehabbed Drunk Lug, lolz

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2008-01-20 05:44:53 PM  
McKeesport Beer Baron: I find it hard to believe that's the name of a real country..

Turkmenistan...On first reading, I'd say it was founded by a bunch of men who got kicked out of Turkey and Afghanistan.

It's the TURDUCKEN of countries.

 
quatchi 2008-01-20 05:47:09 PM  
McKeesport Beer Baron: I find it hard to believe that's the name of a real country..

Yeah, it's the country's name that hard to believe there.

Gurbanguli Berdymukhamedov?

Murky Dove Banger?
Grape Bermuda Ham Gland?

/got nothing

 
some_beer_drinker 2008-01-20 05:48:06 PM  
foreigners have funny names, film at 11.

i have a funny name too.

 
Zmog [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 05:59:49 PM  
Bugged ruler. Buy him vodka, man.

 
MasterPython 2008-01-20 06:09:56 PM  
I wonder if this guy will have a statue of himself that turns to face the sun?

 
SanderJK 2008-01-20 06:14:58 PM  
The intertron anagram maker came up with "'Voidable and murky humbugger."

 
TheRameres 2008-01-20 06:16:19 PM  
+1, headline almost made me choke on my chocolate Skittles.

/not that good
//but won't stop eating them

 
Phil Moskowitz 2008-01-20 06:17:04 PM  
img237.imageshack.us

Give me my Opera House.

 
YixilTesiphon 2008-01-20 06:24:45 PM  
No Such Agency: BigDumbGuy:
Flourishing nation? If you say so.

Isn't this the same "flourishing nation" that imprisoned a bunch of Lord of the Rings cosplayers on charges of satan worship? Has a country that operated like that EVER "flourished"?

People in Turkmenistan have heard of Lord of the Rings?

 
Ready_Cents 2008-01-20 06:26:51 PM  
many LOL for submitting citizen

 
Xenothaulus 2008-01-20 06:45:48 PM  
webuser: Gurbanguli Berdymukhamedov

sternest: Voidable and murky humbugger.

sternestmeanings++

 
kevinatilusa 2008-01-20 07:25:00 PM  
Any good phrases that can actually be made using just the letters in the name? (The headline's needed both a pair of i's and a pair of r's)

 
birdboy2000 2008-01-20 07:29:26 PM  
No_Such_Agency

No, that was Kazakhstan. Turkmenistan is the one with the desert ice palace and especially nutty dictator.

/That dictator's dead now, though.

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-01-20 08:02:07 PM  
1) Allow Fat Ladies and Clowns
2) ????
3) Profit!

 
shotgunjohnny 2008-01-20 08:03:55 PM  
From the letters you can also spell:

"I love Baghdad men" and "I'm a bad monkey"

 
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