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(CBS Salt Lake City) Dumbass Today's substitute teacher pleading guilty to getting it on with five teenage boys brought to you by Nephi, Utah. With "I might keep a paper bag handy" mugshot goodness   (kutv.com) divider line 174
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Uncle Karl 2008-01-20 01:42:13 PM  
This story leaves out the most important detail, was it one at a time or a gangbang?

 
Richard Pye 2008-01-20 01:42:14 PM  
Maybe the submitter should get in on....WITH A SPELLCHECKER!!

lulz

 
Eidola 2008-01-20 01:42:38 PM  
"plrading"?

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 01:42:39 PM  
Eh I've hit Worse.


/tequila: making beer goggle obselete since 1875

 
jjorsett 2008-01-20 01:43:23 PM  
Yeah, she's not a lingerie supermodel so she's a beast.

/Grow up

 
Robobuu 2008-01-20 01:43:41 PM  
Wow, what a coincidence. I was about to plrade myself.

 
kbarham 2008-01-20 01:43:45 PM  
That reporter Jennifer Stagg in the video on the right? You'd better believe I would.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 01:43:46 PM  
i dunno about a bag. just turning her around would be fine. It does depend on her body though. that mugshot only shows from the shoulders up.

 
GoofingOff 2008-01-20 01:44:19 PM  
I just don't get it. Where were all these teachers wanting to bang when I was in school? My freshman year biology teacher, Ms. Houk was so hot but also a royal c*nt. I would have loved to bang the mean out of her!

 
Crunchy Frog 2008-01-20 01:44:24 PM  
plrading? Spell check before hitting "submit", subby....

That said, I'd hit it. With a bat.

 
Shaggie 2008-01-20 01:44:40 PM  
She ought to just plead guilty to getting the boys savagely drunk and high and maybe they'd drop the sex part. Because she CLEARLY must have gotten them drunk and high before they'd have dropped a load in her. *shudder*

 
the old crow 2008-01-20 01:45:01 PM  
I'd hit it were I a teen boy.

/Technically am a teen boy
//going to try to go hit it

 
Coriantumr 2008-01-20 01:45:24 PM  
This is the first Utah teacher sex story I've seen. Good times.

 
kilgorn 2008-01-20 01:45:43 PM  
Uncle Karl
This story leaves out the most important detail, was it one at a time or a gangbang?

Yes...

 
The Asshole Guy 2008-01-20 01:45:59 PM  
She doesn't look all that bad and what 15yr old would not sleep with her? Pussy is pussy when your 15, doesn't matter what the woman looks like.

 
IsThatYourFinalAnswer 2008-01-20 01:46:12 PM  
Subby, one-handed typing is not your friend


fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap, eh?

 
Gothmolly 2008-01-20 01:46:55 PM  
What about Laman and Lemuel? Were they wearing their special underwear at the time?

 
captainstudd 2008-01-20 01:47:07 PM  
FTA: Perhaps surprisingly, Ward's husband appeared in court with her and offered his support and the family is said to be undergoing counseling.

Of course he is sticking with her - when your Ferrari has a flat tire, you don't just throw it away and hope to get a new one!

 
Oldiron_79 2008-01-20 01:47:08 PM  
seeing how she looks a little chubby I don't think you need a paper bag, maybe some flour.

Paper bag is for a Butterface.

 
baconwrappedbacon 2008-01-20 01:51:07 PM  
jjorsett:

Yeah, she's not a lingerie supermodel so she's a beast.

THIS

 
xtex 2008-01-20 01:55:27 PM  
captainstudd: FTA: Perhaps surprisingly, Ward's husband appeared in court with her and offered his support and the family is said to be undergoing counseling.

Of course he is sticking with her - when your Ferrari has a flat tire, you don't just throw it away and hope to get a new one!


Now he can bang those 17-18 year old girls, and get away with it. "Remember when you got stuffed by those boys, dear?"

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 01:57:13 PM  
And if these comments were about a 39 year old teacher sleeping with 5 different students, man oh man would the comments be different

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 01:57:16 PM  
ok, this was main page live, then is back to going to main page live? Huh?

 
radioman_ 2008-01-20 02:00:29 PM  
It's Utah. Maybe she misread the Golden Plate that said it was OK for men to have multiple women. Jean Simmons schedules spinning in grave for next year.

 
milk_plus 2008-01-20 02:04:56 PM  
If you make allowances for that picture being a mugshot, her pushing 40, and the selection in Utah she's isn't that bad.

 
5000_gallons_of_toothpaste 2008-01-20 02:06:42 PM  
I'd do her. I wouldn't fap to her, but I'd do her.

 
Psychotropic 2008-01-20 02:56:12 PM  
I love reading about these shocking sex crimes for acts that are legal where I live.

I could have a bed full of 16 and 17 year old girls and it wouldn't be illegal.
It would be illegal to make a video of it though.

 
A$$man 2008-01-20 04:15:27 PM  
www.kutv.com

She might be a butterface?

 
PedanticSimpleton 2008-01-20 04:43:01 PM  
Totally hittable

 
Opiate of the Lasses 2008-01-20 04:43:19 PM  
If I was 16, I would hit that til I had ball collapse. Hell, if I was bored on a Sunday after football season's over I might still hit it.

But a more serious question is: WHY ARE 16yr OLD BOYS WHO ARE GETTING TO fark MILFS AND/OR TEACHERS NOT KEEPING THEIR GODDAMN MOUTHS SHUT?

 
ScottMpls 2008-01-20 04:44:04 PM  
No, subby. That's definitely a "two bagger". And I'd probably need a bottle of tequila too.

 
Manic_Repressive [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 04:44:24 PM  
Tatsuma: And if these comments were about a 39 year old teacher sleeping with 5 different students, man oh man would the comments be different

LoL whut? Did you mean to say male teacher?

/good to see you back, Tats

 
TheCid 2008-01-20 04:44:37 PM  
Nephi? They named a city after a chapter in the book of mormon?

Words cannot express how stupid that state is.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 04:44:45 PM  
no one looks good in their mugshot

 
almandot 2008-01-20 04:44:54 PM  
omg she's 63 feet tall!

 
ttc2301 2008-01-20 04:45:42 PM  
Oldiron_79: seeing how she looks a little chubby I don't think you need a paper bag, maybe some flour.

Paper bag is for a Butterface.


We're talking about a bunch of high school kids here. Not the most discriminating audience when it comes to the choice between actually getting some or fapping.

/wait...

 
ScottMpls 2008-01-20 04:46:56 PM  
ttc2301: We're talking about a bunch of high school kids here. Not the most discriminating audience when it comes to the choice between actually getting some or fapping.

/wait...


That really never changes with age ... :)

 
pvd021 2008-01-20 04:48:02 PM  
Say what you want, I'd hit it. Because I love brunettes and because I love the novelty of it all.

 
macker 2008-01-20 04:50:41 PM  
That really never changes with age ... :)

giggity

 
pvd021 2008-01-20 04:51:25 PM  
www.virginmedia.com

//The girl from Love Actually.

 
philwz 2008-01-20 04:51:59 PM  
farm2.static.flickr.com

 
kbarham 2008-01-20 04:52:18 PM  
Bucky Katt: no one looks good in their mugshot

She does!
web1.thesmokinggun.com

 
JackieRabbit 2008-01-20 04:52:38 PM  
"will be sentenced on Feb. 28 but due to her plea deal she will avoid serious felony and misdemeanor child sex and lewdness charges. "

If she were male, shed be facing child molestation and statutory rape charges. Years in jail and then a registered sex offender. So if you want to diddle the kiddies, its a plus to have an innie.

But then, these were 16 and 17 year olds, so it can't really be called anyting other than what it really was: grown boys hittin' al bit of milf. I don't see a crime. Maybe an ass-whuppin from an angry mother, but no crime.

 
HoneyDog 2008-01-20 04:56:45 PM  
While she's not gorgeous, she sure wouldn't require a paper bag. I think subby probably would be lucky to get something this good.

 
Inflatable Rhetoric 2008-01-20 04:58:18 PM  
JackieRabbit: "will be sentenced on Feb. 28 but due to her plea deal she will avoid serious felony and misdemeanor child sex and lewdness charges. "

If she were male,But, she's not. What's your point? If she were a tiger, she'd be in a zoo. shed be facing child molestation and statutory rape charges. Years in jail and then a registered sex offender. So if you want to diddle the kiddies, its a plus to have an innie.

But then, these were 16 and 17 year olds, so it can't really be called anyting other than what it really was: grown boys hittin' al bit of milf. I don't see a crime. Maybe an ass-whuppin from an angry mother, but no crime.

 
Freak Flag Fly [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 04:58:44 PM  
Uncle Karl: This story leaves out the most important detail, was it one at a time or a gangbang?

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Turner!

Turner who?

Turner over and have another gang bang if you would,
Because a gang bang feels so good.
When I was younger and in my prime,
I used to gang bang all the time.
Now I'm older and getting gray,
I only gang bang once a day.

 
GavinTheAlmighty 2008-01-20 04:59:12 PM  
She probably cleans up nicely. There are definitely uglier teachers that have shabonked their students.

 
nirwana [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 05:01:34 PM  
I'd hit that twice, and then roll her over for a face down, a55 up session.

/I just roll that way

 
mcsestretch [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 05:03:57 PM  
Subby does not know the definition of butterface.

/cue sharp knees guy

 
gregoire4 2008-01-20 05:04:49 PM  
Betcha she could clean up real nice.

For those of you who say you wouldn't hit it, I call bullshiat. I GUARANTEE you've hit worse, or someday you will.

 
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