and ron paul doesnt have a snowballs chance in hell of winning.

/just getting it out of the way

I'd say something about the long, dark night finally being over, but that doesn't quite capture the enormity of the awesome goodness that will be represented by our worthless shiat douche of a jackass mother farking president slouching his coward's hide out of Washington for good.

Pocket Ninja: I'd say something about the long, dark night finally being over, but that doesn't quite capture the enormity of the awesome goodness that will be represented by our worthless shiat douche of a jackass mother farking president slouching his coward's hide out of Washington for good.

That put the biggest grin on my face just now. Thank you.

Pocket Ninja:

Wow. You really needed to share. Couldn't agree more.

submitter: it's one year till Inauguration Day

Can't come soon enough!

At least it wasn't Gore.

Pocket Ninja: I'd say something about the long, dark night finally being over, but that doesn't quite capture the enormity of the awesome goodness that will be represented by our worthless shiat douche of a jackass mother farking president slouching his coward's hide out of Washington for good.

Yes, to make way for the *next* one.

My anticipation is tempered greatly by the current crop of possible successors.

Pocket Ninja: I'd say something about the long, dark night finally being over, but that doesn't quite capture the enormity of the awesome goodness that will be represented by our worthless shiat douche of a jackass mother farking president slouching his coward's hide out of Washington for good.

Eh, I doubt it. They're all the same. Different collar on the same dog as far as political affiliation goes. Politicians are mostly interested in themselves. I'm pulling for Obama mostly because of his "lack of experience" in our jacked up political system. Special interest groups and corporate America doesn't yet own him.

/Kinda indifferent
//My vote doesn't count, and unless you're in a swing state, neither does yours

Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo: /My vote doesn't count, and unless you're in a swing state, neither does yours

It counts for one thing - the ability to biatch, complain, and protest with authority when those in office fark things up. As soon as someone says they didn't vote, but then moan about elected officials, they go on my Wanker's List and I stop listening to them. Voting should be compulsory, as long as you're allowed to vote "abstain" or "none of the above".

his term will end suffering the unanimous revulsion of every thinking person in the country, but it will feel unsatisfying unless he's forced to atone somehow for all the damage he's done.

will post to Politics on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 at 1:23 PM

Should post to Politics at 12:01 PM, because that'll be EXACTLY 366* days until Inauguration Day.

*29 FEB

Pocket Ninja: I'd say something about the long, dark night finally being over, but that doesn't quite capture the enormity of the awesome goodness that will be represented by our worthless shiat douche of a jackass mother farking president slouching his coward's hide out of Washington for good.

So, I guess you want the Clinton's back in the White House?

That'll really be embarrassing.

Nothing is going to change much for the better as long as we have the best government that money can buy.

ElPresidente: Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo: /My vote doesn't count, and unless you're in a swing state, neither does yours

It counts for one thing - the ability to biatch, complain, and protest with authority when those in office fark things up. As soon as someone says they didn't vote, but then moan about elected officials, they go on my Wanker's List and I stop listening to them. Voting should be compulsory, as long as you're allowed to vote "abstain" or "none of the above".

I've yet to miss a vote, be it some stupid referendum or whatever, and it pisses me off to no end to hear people complain when they're too lazy to go vote.

subby: start your countown

you're assuming we haven't already.

Has it really been only seven years?!?

real shaman: That'll really be embarrassing.

We've never had a more embarrassing president than GWB. If Clinton got a hummer on the White House lawn he still wouldn't have compared to this moran.

Pocket Ninja: I'd say something about the long, dark night finally being over, but that doesn't quite capture the enormity of the awesome goodness that will be represented by our worthless shiat douche of a jackass mother farking president slouching his coward's hide out of Washington for good.

It will still take decades to repair the damage that he's done. Its only just the beginning.

I look forward to our quality of President improving from WORST PRESIDENT EVER to merely bad president.

That thought makes me happy and sad.

Still time to impeach, indict and imprison the War Criminals!

/I know. I know.

Is the circle jerk over yet?
No? Ok. I'll come back later.

hophead929: Has it really been only seven years?!?

God, you just made me realize that by the end of Bush's term he will have been president for 1/3 of my life...

*vomits*

Treygreen13: Is the circle jerk over yet?
No? Ok. I'll come back later.

Awwww, the Bush-fellater is cranky.

The Why Not Guy: Treygreen13: Is the circle jerk over yet?
No? Ok. I'll come back later.

Awwww, the Bush-fellater is cranky.

Nothing new about that...

One more year till the nightmare is over...

The Why Not Guy: Treygreen13: Is the circle jerk over yet?
No? Ok. I'll come back later.

Awwww, the Bush-fellater is cranky.

It almost makes it worth the wait.

Sharkface217: One more year till the nightmare is over...

...and until a new one begins.

Since I live just down the road from D.C., I might go to the inauguration next year, but only to be an obnoxious heathen while our next asshat-in-chief is sworn in.

Pocket Ninja: I'd say something about the long, dark night finally being over, but that doesn't quite capture the enormity of the awesome goodness that will be represented by our worthless shiat douche of a jackass mother farking president slouching his coward's hide out of Washington for good.

What fundamentally will change about how business is done in Washington?

Will America abandon the Monroe doctrine?

Will construction halt on the massive fortified garrisonconsulate in Iraq?

Will real diplomatic efforts be made with Russia to halt the growing relations between Russia and China, which would create a credible counter to America's current military domination of the seas?

Or will you simply dress up centuries of horrible repression both internally and overseas in the name of "American Interests" in a well-spoken facade and call it a day?

Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo:
Eh, I doubt it. They're all the same. Different collar on the same dog as far as political affiliation goes. Politicians are mostly interested in themselves. I'm pulling for Obama mostly because of his "lack of experience" in our jacked up political system. Special interest groups and corporate America doesn't yet own him.


Whatever helps you sleep at night.

All of you 85% favorable job approval rating people back in October 2001? Every single one of you people are moran douchebags.

Seriously, fark you. The guy was an ass when he was elected, he did not stop being an ass because some Saudi hijackers wrecked some buildings. A slice of sausage pizza could have made the decision to invade Afghanistan, that was a no-brainer. But Bush predictably farked that up by putting 10x the effort into a totally unnecessary war two countries over. Seven years later, we are losing more troops than ever in Afghanistan.

Turn your goddamn brains on, OK?

/I feel better now

fark_the_police: hophead929: Has it really been only seven years?!?

God, you just made me realize that by the end of Bush's term he will have been president for 1/3 of my life...

*vomits*

It will have been a little less than half my life :(.
/ at least I wasn't around during Reagan
//have the feeling he would piss me off...

Bacontastesgood: All of you 85% favorable job approval rating people back in October 2001? Every single one of you people are moran douchebags.

Seriously, fark you. The guy was an ass when he was elected, he did not stop being an ass because some Saudi hijackers wrecked some buildings. A slice of sausage pizza could have made the decision to invade Afghanistan, that was a no-brainer. But Bush predictably farked that up by putting 10x the effort into a totally unnecessary war two countries over. Seven years later, we are losing more troops than ever in Afghanistan.

Turn your goddamn brains on, OK?

/I feel better now

The way Bush invaded Afghanistan really wasn't well thought out. He sided with the drug lords and launched Russia into a position of power in Afghanistan again.

Mark your calendars and start your countown - it's one year till Inauguration Hillary's Coronation Day

There we are - much more accurate.

Shaggy_C Mark your calendars and start your countown - it's one year till Inauguration Hillary's Coronation Day

There we are - much more accurate.

If Ms. Clinton does win the presidency, she will have done something W failed to do twice -

Get elected to office.

Mr. Horse If Ms. Clinton does win the presidency, she will have done something W failed to do twice -

Get elected to office.

NICE!

Bacontastesgood: A slice of sausage pizza could have made the decision to invade Afghanistan, that was a no-brainer.

How dare you insult sausage pizza.

Is this the Final Countdown?

Shaggy_C: Mark your calendars and start your countown - it's one year till Inauguration Hillary's Coronation Day

There we are - much more accurate.

I fart in your general direction.

Pocket Ninja: I'd say something about the long, dark night finally being over, but that doesn't quite capture the enormity of the awesome goodness that will be represented by our worthless shiat douche of a jackass mother farking president slouching his coward's hide out of Washington for good.

Stop holding back and tell us how you really feel.

PirateKing: How dare you insult sausage pizza.

I'm sorry, you are correct. I was upset, and said something really mean and hateful. Sausage pizza deserves better.

Can o Beer/Sausage Pizza Slice '08!!!

Only 365 more days till the 44th president of the United states Dick Cheney hands over the job?



I still predict that Shrub will step down after he has pardoned every one of his criminal buddies so that the recently pardoned Dick can return the favor and Pardon Bushy (since he can not do it himself) Rather than trust the 45th president to pardon his criminal activities.

Guess it's time to start carving out a new spot atop Mount Rushmore.

Who do you think should make way for W? Washington or Lincoln?

roadkillontheweb: I still predict that Shrub will step down after he has pardoned every one of his criminal buddies so that the recently pardoned Dick can return the favor and Pardon Bushy (since he can not do it himself) Rather than trust the 45th president to pardon his criminal activities.

Wait...can he pardon Cheney and then have Cheney pardon him? Erm...That would be a scary proposition. Then again, he hasn't been indicted for anything (even with the liberal witch hunt over the last year), I'm not particularly worried about it. He'll step down and sink into obscurity.

With the quality of the current crop of Presidential contenders, I predict most Americans will be starting a new countdown clock within a month or two of the current clock expiring.

Well, you've got 365 days to practice...

PRESIDENT HILLARY CLINTON

Pocket Ninja: I'd say something about the long, dark night finally being over, but that doesn't quite capture the enormity of the awesome goodness that will be represented by our worthless shiat douche of a jackass mother farking president slouching his coward's hide out of Washington for good.

Unlike the nay sayers, I look forward to the next president. Back in 2000 when Bush beat Gore by less than 700 votes in Florida, I kicked back, admitted Bush had won, and accepted his presidency because I like some Republican ideals, i.e. balanced budget, pay off the debt, keep taxes down, spend within the government's means. By 2003, I was amazed what kind of an idiot was running the show with a Republican Congress just kissing his ass with tongue. Even Nixon did some good things for the country, like opening the door with China. I can't really point out any major accomplishment over the last seven years Bush has done. Major farkups, yes, but NOTHING positive.

I, for one, look forward to our new presidential overlord. May she reign forever.

That was just a coincidence. Really. It was. Uh huh. Yep.

My anticipation is tempered greatly by the current crop of possible successors.

THIS.