The hell is a "chook?"

Penis.

King Something: The hell is a "chook?"

That and what is a balaclava?

A chook is a slang term for a chicken.

like a ski mask, sort of.

And a balaclava is also known as a ski mask.

Chook the chicken?

King Something

The hell is a "chook?" That and what is a balaclava?

Chook is Australian slang for chicken; a balaclava is a ski mask.

BigDumbGuy:
That and what is a balaclava?

If only there were some electronic means of accessing a worldwide network of information, using some type of automated search software, from the comfort of my home.

Chook=Chicken

As in "choking the chook"

Bonus to the article writer for working the words "grabbed" and "cream" into the writeup as well.

mmmm balaclava! Yummy!

.... oh wait ....

I respond to snatch all the time.

SilentObserver: And a balaclava is also known as a ski mask.

I'm not sure, but according to The Beatles it's something that rings out. Now baklava...

LtDarkstar: mmmm balaclava! Yummy!

.... oh wait ....

Yeah, made me hungry too.

Fluff Girl: BigDumbGuy:
That and what is a balaclava?

If only there were some electronic means of accessing a worldwide network of information, using some type of automated search software, from the comfort of my home.

Keep dreaming, lady. What do you think this is? The future?

Also, fantastic profile. I totally respect your taste in comics.

Went to lunch yesterday with my GF and just before my food arrived she leaned over and said "my snatch hurts". That's when I knew I had found true love.

/slashies
|()|snatchies

accujimmy 2008-01-20 03:05:11 PM
Went to lunch yesterday with my GF and just before my food arrived she leaned over and said "my snatch hurts". That's when I knew I had found true love.

/slashies
|()|snatchies


So, how does one make a snatch "unhurt"?

That wasn't dirty?

I masturbated anyway.

SilentObserver: And a balaclava is also known as a ski mask.

You mean it's not a pastry? ;>p

Fluff Girl: If only there were some electronic means of accessing a worldwide network of information, using some type of automated search software, from the comfort of my home.

Fluffy gives good snark! Ex-Cruellers with bare claws usually do.

Also with the comix luff fer the profile!!

Wot's up with all the shameless puns?

* deep thigh *

MBA Whore:So, how does one make a snatch "unhurt"?

Massages, my friend

... crime that sounds dirty racy but isn't...

FIFY

Now, "crook caught after stumbling into cesspit", that's dirty!

MBA Whore: Went to lunch yesterday with my GF and just before my food arrived she leaned over and said "my snatch hurts". That's when I knew I had found true love.

/slashies
|()|snatchies


So, how does one make a snatch "unhurt"?

Kiss it and make it better?

MBA Whore: So, how does one make a snatch "unhurt"?

Tell yer GF to stop wearing short skirts in cold weather without underwear on and then get her a tube of Chapstick.

Take it from a Gal who knows...



Chapped lips are no laughing matter!


/Feeling SOOO ashamed now! Honest ^_^

accujimmy: Went to lunch yesterday with my GF and just before my food arrived she leaned over and said "my snatch hurts". That's when I knew I had found true love.

/slashies
|()|snatchies

you're doing it wrong.

Assimilate This: MBA Whore: Went to lunch yesterday with my GF and just before my food arrived she leaned over and said "my snatch hurts". That's when I knew I had found true love.

/slashies
|()|snatchies


So, how does one make a snatch "unhurt"?

Kiss it and make it better?

Yes. Trust me, it works evey time on my GF.

@BigDumbGuy

That and what is a balaclava?

\you must have grown up somewhere nice and safe...

"Mukluk!"