"Why ask permission? We are the authorities."

WTF? Is their comet coming soon? I'll spring for the sweat suits, Nikes and vodak.

WTF? Is their comet coming soon? I'll spring for the sweat suits, Nikes and vodak.

I'll throw in some snacks and a 12-pack of toilet paper.

I wish someone else was starring in Valkyrie...

What with this PR disaster, talk of Britney joining, and the ongoing DOS attack on their website, this hasn't been a good week for Scientology.
Xenu is cackling indeed.

They're like the Illuminati, but without the enlightenment, and with an extra side of stupid.

DamnYankees: I wish someone else was starring in Valkyrie...

Why, what ever do you mean?

Who did he detoxify? I want names.

eqtworld: What is the normal order of progression? I think it goes:

Bunch of nuts---> wacko cult---> mainstream religion.

/looks like we have entered phase two

Phase three:

I sometimes wonder if Hollywood is uniquely susceptible to cults and faddishness, or if they're representative of the population at large and are just more noticeable.

Actors are so smart. Especially short ugly ones. We should hang on their every word.

Rudy 9ui11iani did nothing but grandstand and see an opportunity on that fateful day. Finally, Americans are starting to see him for what he really is: teh dumbazz.

Oh, and Tom? You didn't so shuddit.

Yes, the guy really is farkin' goofy.

eqtworld: What is the normal order of progression? I think it goes:

Bunch of nuts---> wacko cult---> mainstream religion.

/looks like we have entered phase two

We can only hope it takes the other route:

Bunch of nuts---> wacko cult---> ritual mass suicide

"The EPA came out and said the air was clean. Of course, as a Scientologist you go, that's a lie. Outright lie. Liar. Fine."

"A Scientologist is somebody who can look at the world and really see it for what it is. And not just see it but be able to go 'pow' and actually do something about it. And be somebody who is not asking permission to do that. Why ask permission? We are the authorities."

ok i always thought scientology was a little weird, but they have always seemed mostly harmless. until now. if tom's statements reflect the way all scientologists feel then we all need to look out. i'm cool with them seeing the world for what it really is, but believing that they have the authority to intervene and take any kind of action at all is ridiculous.

TFA doesn't give the whole story. did the scientologists present themselves to 911 workers as being sent by the government? or did they merely show up and offer free aid to anyone who wanted it?

...and 50 million Americans talk, out loud, to an invisible sky wizard once a week.

To thank him for forgiving them for liking sex. Crazy is normal.

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It would be easy to de-fund Scientology by boycotting films produced, directed and starring its adherents. It's too bad that would probably mean the collapse of 60% of the Hollywood film industry, but, hey, it's not like they're producing anything worth seeing anyway.

I thought Phase 3 was always 'Profit!'

As awesome as Tom Cruise is with his super-Scientology powers, he doesn't hold a candle to Rudy Giuliani.

/yes, I know it's a spoof site, but the posts give you a true feeling for Mr. 9/11! :D

barstool5000: Rudy 9ui11iani did nothing but grandstand and see an opportunity on that fateful day. Finally, Americans are starting to see him for what he really is: teh dumbazz.

Oh, and Tom? You didn't so shuddit.

THIS

Isn't what Guilliani did what any Mayor would have done in a time of crisis? I never understood the whole "Oh he's a hero" crap. The real heros where the people of NYC.

Is there a competition amongst the celebrities to see who's the craziest?

xebeche_tzu: ...and 50 million Americans talk, out loud, to an invisible sky wizard once a week.

To thank him for forgiving them for liking sex. Crazy is normal.

Glad I'm not one of them. I went to a party last night and to my surprise, I actually found other agnostics.

/high fives all around
/end threadjack

asshat

Geez, my spelling this morning. The spelling Nazi's are gonna have a hey day!

sober: ok i always thought scientology was a little weird, but they have always seemed mostly harmless. until now. if tom's statements reflect the way all scientologists feel then we all need to look out. i'm cool with them seeing the world for what it really is, but believing that they have the authority to intervene and take any kind of action at all is ridiculous.

TFA doesn't give the whole story. did the scientologists present themselves to 911 workers as being sent by the government? or did they merely show up and offer free aid to anyone who wanted it?

See that's my my favorite part. I mean, Tom used his mind-bullets to clean the invisible air germs, thus saving the day in a completely unverifiable way.

You know what, I used my mind powers to stop an invisible Texas-sized asteroid from destroying the Earth this morning. And... wow, I just did it again! You all owe me big time! Luckily, I accept cash.

sober: TFA doesn't give the whole story. did the scientologists present themselves to 911 workers as being sent by the government? or did they merely show up and offer free aid to anyone who wanted it?

The New York Fireman clip is Here (new window). It's not the first video on the page, but the second one down. It says under it "Tom Cruise rescued America after 9/11. He saved all the firefighters with 9/11 cough! And he didn't ask permission"

sober:
TFA doesn't give the whole story. did the scientologists present themselves to 911 workers as being sent by the government? or did they merely show up and offer free aid to anyone who wanted it go phishing?

Yes. They're not dumb, they realized the first-response workers were going to get lots of settlement money. They don't recruit the poor.

barstool5000: Rudy 9ui11iani did nothing but grandstand and see an opportunity on that fateful day. Finally, Americans are starting to see him for what he really is: teh dumbazz.

No he did a lot more than that. He put his command and control HQ on a high floor right next to where the number 1 terrorist target in the nation was, even though he was repeatedly told by officials NOT to put it there. This made the entire building come down because of all the fuel they had to put there so that the elevators would work if the power ran out.

Basically his stupidity lead to the blowing up of the cities command and control emergency center so that he had to walk around the streets during it because he had no where else to go.


Basically he is trying to get Kudos for something he 100% screwed up. So, I am not sure why he is not winning in a land slide for the Republicans. They usually seem to like that in a president.

Giuliani is disliked in NYC now. The firefighters union didn't just not invite him to their 4-year candidate dinner, they told him not to come!

Giuliani is filthy. He's knee-deep in the scandal of 9/11 and was instrumental in making sure that the site was scooped and dumped and shipped off to China before structural engineers and reporters could take a good look at the causes of the buildings' collapses, particularly the never-explained Building 7.

Giuliani is a criminal piece of filth.

eqtworld: Why didn't Tom simply prevent 9/11?

Why stop it? It was a good thing; didn't you listen to our great, late Chess Champion!?

Hypocritic_Oath: You know what, I used my mind powers to stop an invisible Texas-sized asteroid from destroying the Earth this morning. And... wow, I just did it again! You all owe me big time! Luckily, I accept cash.

Dammit, I was trying to make an invisible Texas-sized swimming pool. Now I have to start all over again.

Malinki: Yes. They're not dumb, they realized the first-response workers were going to get lots of settlement money. They don't recruit the poor.

Actually what I read previous about this is they actually used government funds to pay for this BS.

Babbs: The real heros where the people of NYC.

What feats of heroism did they do apart from selling bottled water at 3USD a pop to people in shock?

phukitol: Rudy Guiliani may have saved New York City on 9/11

WTF?!?!?

By the way he talks, you'd think there were hundred more planes coming for the rest of New York, and he vaporized them all with lasers from his eyes.

Yes, that asshat is proud 9/11 happened.

SoxSweepAgain: Giuliani is disliked in NYC now. The firefighters union didn't just not invite him to their 4-year candidate dinner, they told him not to come!

Giuliani is filthy. He's knee-deep in the scandal of 9/11 and was instrumental in making sure that the site was scooped and dumped and shipped off to China before structural engineers and reporters could take a good look at the causes of the buildings' collapses, particularly the never-explained Building 7.

Giuliani is a criminal piece of filth.

Now the Guiliani "OMG 9/11" BS makes sense despite my never hearing him mention it on the campaign trail. It's Troofers.

So fire can't melt/bend steel? Explain this bit of magic:

jjorsett: I sometimes wonder if Hollywood is uniquely susceptible to cults and faddishness, or if they're representative of the population at large and are just more noticeable.

Good question.

Barakku: So fire can't melt/bend steel? Explain this bit of magic:

There's no fire in that pic.

Hey Tom why don't you go use the force to strangle yourself, your wife, and your kids and save the rest of us from a lifetime of being inundated with your bullshiat in the media.

Corvus: Malinki: Yes. They're not dumb, they realized the first-response workers were going to get lots of settlement money. They don't recruit the poor.

Actually what I read previous about this is they actually used government funds to pay for this BS.

Wouldn't surprise me in the least. Like I said, they're batshiat crazy, but they ain't dumb. If we get to see Cruise being nutso, imagine what really goes on in the meetings.

Barakku: Now the Guiliani "OMG 9/11" BS makes sense despite my never hearing him mention it on the campaign trail. It's Troofers.

So fire can't melt/bend steel? Explain this bit of magic:

It's not "truthers" we are talking about one building. The building he made as the command and control for the city. This is based on facts no one disputes. Except Rudy wants to keep quiet. They are not saying planes didn't crash into the two towers and take them down.

You should really know what building 7 is before you just react and attack someone about subject you seem to be unfamiliar with.

Building 7 is not the the two towers.

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise Crazy.

Barakku: So fire can't melt/bend steel? Explain this bit of magic:

When a hammer and an anvil love each other very, very much...

/though granted, Bush couldn't plan a keg party, let alone a conspiracy. That's laziness and idiocy, not evil genius.

go to
www.pilotsfortruth911.org

or go to youtube and keyword hour power 911

hate to think so but our gov murdered a bunch of people that day for an excuse to occupy the middle east from now on
and NO, no new president is going to change it, at least for long

This is 2nd grade, as brilliant as...

I know something you don't know

/na na nee boo boo

Shh! Everybody don't say bad things about Scientology, or they might go "pew" and detoxify us, without permission!

Or else they'll try to sue our pants off (how does that sound to you Tom Cruise? My pants off? I'll hang them in the closet for you and everything).

Or else they'll beat up your dog and kidnap your niece until you stop saying all the mean things. That's also what they do - with their amazing powers and lack of permission - to SPs and other jerk poopieheads (JPHs) like you.

That video is a hoot. You just have to watch Tom Cruise rambling without making a lick of sense and laughing manically to realise how nuts he and his cult actually are.

SquirrelHill: Shh! Everybody don't say bad things about Scientology, or they might go "pew" and detoxify us, without permission!

Wow, what a buzzkill.

Will somebody please slip some Ritalin in his cocoa!

kilgorn: I know something you don't know

But wait, Mr. Cruise. All that work-out music and the urgent-sounding man with the pleasant, deep narration have convinced me. How can I KNOW what you KNOW? I too want to go 'pew' with my mind!