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(Local10) Florida 24-year old man breaks into house of 53-year old woman, who chases him for several blocks. And since she was a marathon runner and a black belt, he gets his mugshot on the Internet   (local10.com) divider line 86
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dlpriest 2008-01-20 08:34:13 AM  
Odds are this guy just didn't want to escalate his crime breaking further. If he needed to I bet he would have kicked this ladies tits right off.

Running away probably beats bumping a B&E up to assault, attempted manslaughter, etc.

 
Chester J. Lampwick 2008-01-20 08:37:24 AM  
dlpriest: Odds are this guy just didn't want to escalate his crime breaking further. If he needed to I bet he would have kicked this ladies tits right off.

Running away probably beats bumping a B&E up to assault, attempted manslaughter, etc.


Yeah, I'm sure he had all of that thought out. If he could have "kicked this ladies tits right off," he would have done it and gotten away.

 
Fizpez [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 08:38:05 AM  
She didn't even have to invite Wilby over.... at least she caught the giggler without it.

 
lostcat 2008-01-20 08:38:12 AM  
I think the Hero tag would have worked here.

 
SaladMonkey 2008-01-20 08:38:33 AM  
Do you want karate?

 
natedogtx 2008-01-20 08:41:33 AM  
www.local10.com
media3.guzer.com

 
meekychuppet 2008-01-20 08:47:49 AM  
dlpriest: Odds are this guy just didn't want to escalate his crime breaking further. If he needed to I bet he would have kicked this ladies tits right off.

Running away probably beats bumping a B&E up to assault, attempted manslaughter, etc.


That's the biggest pile of shiat I have read all day.

 
skinink 2008-01-20 08:47:59 AM  
That grandmother was kung fu fighting. That lady was fast as lightning. In fact it was a little bit frightening. But she fought with expert timing.

 
thalidomide new and improved 2008-01-20 08:51:42 AM  
i.realone.com

With karate, they'll kick your ass.

 
Oldiron_79 2008-01-20 08:54:10 AM  
PWN3D

 
crazywisdom_uk 2008-01-20 08:56:34 AM  
Yea, he looks like he was thinking it through, all right. In between working out a lasting peace treaty in the Middle East, and finishing his law degree through practical application.

 
zahal [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 08:57:48 AM  
I didn't think you could chase people down? Doesn't that esclate self defense to assault? I would like to see what the law would do in the reversed situation; she steals from him and he chases her for a few blocks.

 
mark12A 2008-01-20 09:04:02 AM  
Niiiiice.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 09:07:12 AM  
lostcat: I think the Hero tag would have worked here.

Florida tag trumps all other tags except NewsFlash, and this story isn't exactly worthy of a NewsFlash tag.

 
BelleCurve 2008-01-20 09:07:12 AM  
Where's the picture of this babe?

 
saomai 2008-01-20 09:07:28 AM  
Well deserved and delivered Arse whoopin to the hoodlum. We need the woman's photo posted in a victory pose standing with the idiot pinned to the ground.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 09:08:09 AM  
BelleCurve:

Double Post

 
Fizpez [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 09:08:21 AM  
zahal: I didn't think you could chase people down? Doesn't that esclate self defense to assault? I would like to see what the law would do in the reversed situation; she steals from him and he chases her for a few blocks.

While the article wasnt terribly informational, his mugshot doesnt look like she beat him to a pulp. She chased him down, after witnessing a felony and held him for police - citizens arrest.

Had she tackled him, then proceeded to wail on his face for the 5 or 10 mins until the police got there, than yeah, she'd probably be in some trouble - although depending on how well known the criminal was, the old "he slipped and fell" might have made a compelling defense to the police.

 
Malachilenomade 2008-01-20 09:10:43 AM  
Now THAT'S funny!

 
Yakk 2008-01-20 09:13:43 AM  
Dear Mr. Bugler:

i9.photobucket.com

 
Dick_Hertz 2008-01-20 09:14:25 AM  
I really liked the banner above it all which read:

"2008 African American Achievers"


/Priceless

 
Basking_lizard 2008-01-20 09:18:49 AM  
Here's a link (new window) to a story with some more details. She's been a runner for 40 years and she's a black belt in karate with experience in kickboxing and kung fu.

Dude didn't have a chance. :D

/her kung fu is the best

 
zn0k 2008-01-20 09:24:50 AM  
Yakk: Dear Mr. Bugler:

Dear Mr. Fail...

 
grizzlydan 2008-01-20 09:25:43 AM  
Was the Hero tag out at Aikido practice or something? The neighborhood should give her a parade for ridding them of this scumbag.

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 09:26:50 AM  
dlpriest: Odds are this guy just didn't want to escalate his crime breaking further. If he needed to I bet he would have kicked this ladies tits right off.

Running away probably beats bumping a B&E up to assault, attempted manslaughter, etc.


Uh, once you actually start a B&E, I'm not sure that "concern for a lighter sentence if caught" is really that high on your list of priorities

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 09:29:37 AM  
Oh, and you assholes didn't have to make me sing "Kung-Fu Fighting" this morning...

although right now it's "You're the best aaaaaaaround"

/novelty 80s songs about martial arts ftw

 
trentrockport 2008-01-20 09:32:06 AM  
dlpriest: Odds are this guy just didn't want to escalate his crime breaking further.

Oh my goodness, are you actually trying to excuse this criminal's behavior?

 
Nexzus 2008-01-20 09:32:23 AM  
zn0k: Yakk: Dear Mr. Bugler:

Dear Mr. Fail...


Yeah, is there a picture out there for "meta fail?"

 
Oh_Enough_Already 2008-01-20 09:33:27 AM  
When a black criminal gets their ass kicked (or they get killed by their intended white victims (like what happened to some burglars in Texas recently if memory serves) don't the Revs Sharpton and Jackson and/or whatever group of knuckleheads comprise the Black Panthers these days usually show up to protest the rough treatment they recieved from their victims?

 
Spookync 2008-01-20 09:40:07 AM  
www.hogwild.net


FINISH HIM!!!

 
Cuchulane [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 09:43:55 AM  
brightcove.vo.llnwd.net

So I grabbed my shovel...

 
blkhwk86 2008-01-20 09:44:58 AM  
Oh_Enough_Already: When a black criminal gets their ass kicked (or they get killed by their intended white victims (like what happened to some burglars in Texas recently if memory serves) don't the Revs Sharpton and Jackson and/or whatever group of knuckleheads comprise the Black Panthers these days usually show up to protest the rough treatment they recieved from their victims?

Cueing Sharpton and Jackson in 5...4...3...2...

 
freetothink 2008-01-20 09:53:33 AM  
zahal 2008-01-20 08:57:48 AM
I didn't think you could chase people down? Doesn't that esclate self defense to assault? I would like to see what the law would do in the reversed situation; she steals from him and he chases her for a few blocks.


Your either black, and can't stand the fact one of your homies got bitach punked, or you're a puddin' tard liberal, who thinks people shouldn't fight back, and that would make you a punk.

 
rga184 2008-01-20 09:59:35 AM  
Oh Enough Already
When a black criminal gets their ass kicked (or they get killed by their intended white victims (like what happened to some burglars in Texas recently if memory serves) don't the Revs Sharpton and Jackson and/or whatever group of knuckleheads comprise the Black Panthers these days usually show up to protest the rough treatment they recieved from their victims?

What the fark does this have to do with the article? It's telling that in a story that has nothing to do with race other than the fact that the person in the mugshot is black, youro comment is only a complaint about Sharpton and Jackson.

/people who cry "reverse racism" the loudest tend to be bigots themselves.

 
rga184 2008-01-20 10:02:09 AM  
freetothink: Your either black, and can't stand the fact one of your homies got bitach punked, or you're a puddin' tard liberal, who thinks people shouldn't fight back, and that would make you a punk.

So he might be a punk because he's black?

 
blkhwk86 2008-01-20 10:08:08 AM  
rga184: Oh Enough Already
When a black criminal gets their ass kicked (or they get killed by their intended white victims (like what happened to some burglars in Texas recently if memory serves) don't the Revs Sharpton and Jackson and/or whatever group of knuckleheads comprise the Black Panthers these days usually show up to protest the rough treatment they recieved from their victims?

What the fark does this have to do with the article? It's telling that in a story that has nothing to do with race other than the fact that the person in the mugshot is black, youro comment is only a complaint about Sharpton and Jackson.

/people who cry "reverse racism" the loudest tend to be bigots themselves.


It has to do with the fact that if a white person does ANYTHING these days to a black person and it gets in the news then they step in no matter what it is. Did you not get the memo?

 
DavePinFL 2008-01-20 10:08:39 AM  
blkhwk86: Oh_Enough_Already: When a black criminal gets their ass kicked (or they get killed by their intended white victims (like what happened to some burglars in Texas recently if memory serves) don't the Revs Sharpton and Jackson and/or whatever group of knuckleheads comprise the Black Panthers these days usually show up to protest the rough treatment they recieved from their victims?

Cueing Sharpton and Jackson in 5...4...3...2...


Idiocy. What if the woman was black too? Where's your race card now?

 
ImprovOmega 2008-01-20 10:16:00 AM  
DavePinFL:
Idiocy. What if the woman was black too? Where's your race card now?


Then obviously she's been brainwashed by the white man to turn on her brothers. Her high school and/or college should be sued along with the city she lives in for provoking such racial violence!

 
Lobster_of_Hate 2008-01-20 10:17:16 AM  
Can we PLEEEEEZE ship black people to mexico?

/I can has my USA back?

 
consciousNOT [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 10:23:06 AM  
zahal: I didn't think you could chase people down? Doesn't that esclate self defense to assault? I would like to see what the law would do in the reversed situation; she steals from him and he chases her for a few blocks.

I hope this is a veiled attempt at humor.

 
Cuchulane [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 10:24:27 AM  
Wow, lots of scared white guys here. This might help...

http://www.penis-enlargement-planet.com

 
consciousNOT [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 10:27:01 AM  
DavePinFL:
Idiocy. What if the woman was black too? Where's your race card now?

Everyone knows that black women aren't marathon runners or black belts, silly.

 
Thorsen 2008-01-20 10:29:00 AM  
I'm white, fat and out of shape, so I would have just shot him.

 
fappomatic 2008-01-20 10:31:02 AM  
zahal That's been tried. Didn't work. Went to the US Supreme Court. It too, was full of fail.

 
40oz_A_Knight 2008-01-20 10:38:42 AM  
This story needs more shooting.

 
Somacandra [TotalFark] 2008-01-20 10:53:47 AM  
dlpriest: If he needed to I bet he would have kicked this ladies tits right off.

www.msu.edu

 
Kar98 2008-01-20 10:55:03 AM  
consciousNOT: Everyone knows that black women aren't marathon runners or black belts, silly.

Also, they aren't named Margot Foster, but LaMargotta Washington.

 
rga184 2008-01-20 10:56:50 AM  
blkhwk86: It has to do with the fact that if a white person does ANYTHING these days to a black person and it gets in the news then they step in no matter what it is. Did you not get the memo?

Jackson and Sharpton are the products of a broken justice system, as well as the products of broken race relations in this country. If there were no injustice for minority races in this country, Jackson and Sharpton would have a hard time whoring themselves to the media every time a black was arrested or attacked.

But I digress. I still think that in a thread about a 57 yo woman (whose race we don't know), beating up a 24 yo man, you and that other schmuck chose to post a comment about Sharpton and Jackson

/I've criticized them too, but I don't cry "sharpton and jackson!!11!!" every time I see a black man in a mugshot. There's more to stories than the race of the assailant or victim, and it's telling that some people are frankly incapable of seeing past that.

 
Kar98 2008-01-20 10:58:35 AM  
rga184: I've criticized them too, but I don't cry "sharpton and jackson!!11!!" every time I see a black man in a mugshot. There's more to stories than the race of the assailant or victim, and it's telling that some people are frankly incapable of seeing past that.

You can thank Katrina and Jena for that more than anything else.

 
gleeda 2008-01-20 11:04:59 AM  
Basking_lizard: Here's a link (new window) to a story with some more details.

As related by Foster, the intruder began to climb the 6-foot-high wooden fence in the yard, when she "grabbed him by the neck, ripped him off the fence.. threw him to the ground, and put my knee to his chest."

The two struggled for a few minutes, Foster in her white tennis skirt, before the burglar dropped the bag and started running again.

"Go ahead and run," the former yacht detailer said she yelled. "You're not going to get away from me. I've been running for 40 years."


That must be embarrassing, getting beat by a chick in her tennis skirt... :-)

 
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