Nice neck tatty Mom of the year. Oh wait, that goes to Brittney, better luck next year.

I hope the cops tried to make the kid say the alphabet backwards.

She looks like W.C. Fields in a blond wig.

"We'll never really know the long term effect it's had on the child. The child appears to be fine now. But lets hope that this isn't a long term effect that the child will be going through for sometime," Lt. Williams said.

well said

What is with all these articles with the low BAC levels?

Well, if it keeps the little bastard from crying for a few minutes....

What the hell is with that tattoo? It looks like some kind of fishing lure. Anyone else wanna take a guess?

*Snerk.* I think I'm short a cup of coffee, but she looks like she could be the daughter of the gold-paint-huffer guy, too. Oh who am I kidding, you could say that about half of the mugshots on Fark.

FTA: "Which is well over the legal limit for an adult for drinking and driving," Lt. Williams

Good thing the cops were there to stop the baby from driving them. Great police work!

Everyone should be sterilized at birth. Then a rigorous screening process should be required before you're allowed to reproduce. Within a couple of generations we would cure stupidity.

Neck tattoos: a dead give-away that the individual in question has absolutely no business reproducing.

Gaggity

Freak: Everyone should be sterilized at birth. Then a rigorous screening process should be required before you're allowed to reproduce. Within a couple of generations we would cure stupidity.

If only there wasn't an enormous lack of evidence that this would work.

How the fark did the cops know to test the BAC of the baby. I mean seriously.

mistahtom: How the fark did the cops know to test the BAC of the baby. I mean seriously.

They didn't.

Lets hope the cops took away those oversized plastic keys from the kid.

WISH TV

I'm sure there's a witty comment I could be making about that, but I can't seem to find it.

Freak: Everyone should be sterilized at birth. Then a rigorous screening process should be required before you're allowed to reproduce. Within a couple of generations we would cure stupidity.

Close, but too much potential for corruption. How's this:

First, get rid of all obvious warning labels. If you're too stupid to use common sense around a damn chainsaw or want to give plastic bags to children, you do that. More chlorine for the gene pool. (Warning labels for stuff like food allergies is fine, as long as it's not "dairy products contain milk" or "peanut butter contains peanuts.")

Second, get rid of the lawyers and politicians so that when these stupid people do something dumb and survive, they can't sue. This will be a twofold benefit, because these are the people who tend to spawn lawyers and politicians in the first place, and with fewer stupid people, there won't be a need for either in the first place.

Third, profit.

/gettin' the popcorn...

mmagdalene: She looks like W.C. Fields in a blond wig.

A girl who hates dogs and kids can't be all bad...

I'd hit it.

/With a golf club.

It's early in the day and already the drunk kid trifecta is in play. I have faith in you guys.

mistahtom: How the fark did the cops know to test the BAC of the baby.

Are you kidding? He couldn't say his ABCs, walk a straight line and when asked how much he had to drink, could only kick and scream. The little lush is lucky he didn't get tazed.

/I keed

Oh come on, it's not that big a deal. I mean for that amount of BAC it had to be just a beer.

I mean hell, if my 2-lb chihuahua isn't buzed after 2 high-lifes then I would think a 10-lb+ baby would be just fine.

Dumb slut.

Applies to the farking idiot "mother," her loser boyfriend and the kid's teenage daddy. May they all rot in hell.

poor little bastard is going to miss his first birthday party piss-up now. thanks, nanny state

ertznay: Lets hope the cops took away those oversized plastic keys from the kid.
WIN!!

That being said, this story just pisses me off beyond a witty or eloquent response. Fark that. As soon as I get home from work, I am going to give my 9-month-old a hug and a kiss.

While I agree with what you say, and would like to subscribe with your newsletter, I've always wondered something...

L33t Squirrel: (Warning labels for stuff like food allergies is fine, as long as it's not "dairy products contain milk" or "peanut butter contains peanuts.")

You know, when I was a kid, nobody was allergic to peanuts... W(hen)TH did this start happening?

That's one rough looking 19 year old.

Mother busted because her 11-month-old son's blood alcohol level was 0.118

Someone please explain to me how this was anyone's fault but his own.

I love the "I'm now unemployable" neck tatto of winningness....

L33t Squirrel
You may be on the right track... The lawyers and politicians are pretty low but the its not these folk who support them. They are fodder for their wiles perhaps but its thinking folks looking to get a nice middle class living who provide the real support.

Its amazing how fast intelligent people will degenerate and support half reasoned arguments for stupidity like unchecked military funding, the forever war on drugs and the current medical care system.

The folks from TFA were just trying to get they're kids to sleep. The real danger is that our society is starting to pander to the lazy with a sense of entitlement.

MadAzza: Dumb slut.

Applies to the farking idiot "mother," her loser boyfriend and the kid's teenage daddy. May they all rot in hell.

I don't think the father did anything wrong because the baby is in his care. Did I not read the story correctly?

Not impressed.

Sheesh.. I expected someone to of done this by now.

Cucullen: You may be on the right track... The lawyers and politicians are pretty low but the its not these folk who support them. They are fodder for their wiles perhaps but its thinking folks looking to get a nice middle class living who provide the real support.

Its amazing how fast intelligent people will degenerate and support half reasoned arguments for stupidity like unchecked military funding, the forever war on drugs and the current medical care system.

I was being snarky more than anything else, but yeah, it is amazing how people who should be intelligent by most standards turn into mouth-breathing idiots over stuff like that. Still, I do stand by the notion that getting rid of warning labels, politicians, and lawyers would inside of a decade cull the lowest elements of society, thus solving the stupid-breeder problem. Then with politicians gone, there won't be anyone to make up stupid rules and ideas that muddle the "should-be-intelligent" folk. Once again, profit. :)


Jgok: While I agree with what you say, and would like to subscribe with your newsletter, I've always wondered something...

L33t Squirrel: (Warning labels for stuff like food allergies is fine, as long as it's not "dairy products contain milk" or "peanut butter contains peanuts.")

You know, when I was a kid, nobody was allergic to peanuts... W(hen)TH did this start happening?

Well, either they died young from said allergy before it was properly diagnosed, or it's a government conspiracy to make us all pussified and meek before their Big Brother powers. Y'know, that gene-therapy and genetically modified food that they told us was going to make us better. Sneaky bastards.

popa2103: MadAzza: Dumb slut.

Applies to the farking idiot "mother," her loser boyfriend and the kid's teenage daddy. May they all rot in hell.

I don't think the father did anything wrong because the baby is in his care. Did I not read the story correctly?

He chose to get a horrible, stupid, irresponsible, evil woman-child pregnant, with no apparent thought of marriage (yeah, I don't blame him for that part, either). People who do that are sentencing their offspring to lives of misery. They are evil. He squirted, created life, then wasn't around to care for the product of that union because he had better things to do.

Everyone is to blame for this disaster. This poor kid never had a chance. But it's good that the child is with Daddy now. Except that the mother always reigns supreme in courts, so she'll probably get him back to abuse further.

Fark them all.

Ah, Muncie, Indiana. Why am I not surprised? Muncie is trying to be Terre Haute's equal!

/born and raised in Terre Haute
/moved away to Greencastle

At least the child is with the right parent now.

Fun Fact: Women commit more child abuse than men and single mothers create the majority of the criminal population.

MadAzza: He chose to get a horrible, stupid, irresponsible, evil woman-child pregnant, with no apparent thought of marriage (yeah, I don't blame him for that part, either). People who do that are sentencing their offspring to lives of misery. They are evil. He squirted, created life, then wasn't around to care for the product of that union because he had better things to do.

how do you know that? since the article gives no details, it's also possible that he was utterly in love with that woman, did everything he could to keep them together but couldn't really force her not to leave him, and spent every dime he had on the custody battle.

The real crime was they fed the kid Budweiser.

L33t Squirrel: Freak: Everyone should be sterilized at birth. Then a rigorous screening process should be required before you're allowed to reproduce. Within a couple of generations we would cure stupidity.

Close, but too much potential for corruption. How's this:

First, get rid of all obvious warning labels. If you're too stupid to use common sense around a damn chainsaw or want to give plastic bags to children, you do that. More chlorine for the gene pool. (Warning labels for stuff like food allergies is fine, as long as it's not "dairy products contain milk" or "peanut butter contains peanuts.")

Second, get rid of the lawyers and politicians so that when these stupid people do something dumb and survive, they can't sue. This will be a twofold benefit, because these are the people who tend to spawn lawyers and politicians in the first place, and with fewer stupid people, there won't be a need for either in the first place.

Third, profit.

/gettin' the popcorn...

L33t Squirrel for prez in '08!
/gets own popcorn
/extra butter

stirfrybry: The real crime was they fed the kid Budweiser.

Win.

Nothing says "I'm not too bright" like a neck tattoo.

L33t Squirrel: What the hell is with that tattoo? It looks like some kind of fishing lure. Anyone else wanna take a guess?

Maybe that door to door tatto guy from the other day came by her house once, and she just couldn't resist.

I'm toxicologist and actually, I'm not reading these comments. Assuming the kid was 22lbs and using the volume of distribution of a woman on the fatty side (because I don't know the vol. of dist. for a baby) the child would have only had to drink less than half of a standard American beer (4.5-5% alcohol by volume). So, it does seem possible that he could have had half a beer in the time these "parents" weren't watching.

Mad Mark: L33t Squirrel for prez in '08!
/gets own popcorn
/extra butter


Hmm, I think I might have a platform upon which to run:
Free TF for everyone who votes for me! :D
And for existing TF'ers, um... Beer and boobies!

With Drew Curtis as my running mate, I'd have the elections all wrapped up! :)

FTFA: The little boy is now living with his father.

Who surely is a paragon of virtue and responsibility. I mean just have a look at what he sticks his pecker in.

er, I'm actually a toxicologist...