"Y'all can just go straight to Hell."

10% of votes still to be counted with 3% difference between McCain and Schmuckabee. It ain't over.

deadapostle: 10% of votes still to be counted with 3% difference between McCain and Schmuckabee. It ain't over.

Votes or precincts? There's somewhat of a difference.

No Ron Paul trolling in the headline?

Thank god.

deadapostle: 10% of votes still to be counted with 3% difference between McCain and Schmuckabee. It ain't over.

4% of the votes still to be counted with 3% difference between them. Its over.

No matter who wins, we lose.

Please please no PHarkbee

Way to go McCain!



we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York ... And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we're going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Yeaararh!!!

And Leon is getting Larger!

I'm glad to see South Carolina has progressed beyond mythical bastard bi-racial children affecting elections.

Good. fark huckabee

Meh

You know, I hear he's a war veteran. Something like that.

Interesting, if he hadn't become a huge BushCo schill after he crashed
in 2000 he'd easily be my favorite of the gop frontrunners.

Gonna be hard to beat someone who has the Colbert bump
and God on his side though.

wowzer97pooh: I'm glad to see South Carolina has progressed beyond mythical bastard bi-racial children affecting elections.

McCain got 1/3 of the vote. I don't think you can make that statement quite yet; it's hardly a mandate on McCain.

His illegitimate black baby voted for Thompson.

Goes to show you how one little imaginary black baby can change the world.

shinjitsuism

I saw that when it happened. My first thought...this guy is toast...

Now stay off his lawn!

you know, it'd be nice if the least insane republican would win the nomination.

the problem is figuring out which one (of the ones running) that would be.

Dear Jerk: Goes to show you how one little imaginary black baby can change the world.

Did you have to play the mythical race card?

Does this mean that Thompson will finally go away? Please?

My main problem with McCain is that he's too old.

On the Democratic side I was disappointed that Hillary "won" Nevada (though Obama ended up with more delegates than she did); the Clintons seem so desperate they will say and do anything to win- unlike Obama who seems to have some integrity.

I have not been happy with the pool of presidential candidates for 08 in general; but the candidates on the Republican side, I thought, have been and continue to be abysmal.

You can cut the apathy with a knife....

Or McCain's throat, for that matter. Are there any VC left from the old days?

robertblake
No Ron Paul trolling in the headline?

Thank god.


How can North Carolina be so stupid?

Relatively Obscure: "Y'all can just go straight to Hell."

Yep, Thompson's finished

Catastrofark: 4% of the votes still to be counted with 3% difference between them. Its over.

McCain was declared the winner when 85% of precincts were in.

Relatively Obscure:
Votes or precincts? There's somewhat of a difference.

Precincts. Damn, I'm a dumbass tonight. I'm glad McCain won, though. Now if only Zombie Sam the Butcher were running. I'd

wowzer97pooh2008-01-19 09:56:45 PM
Did you have to play the mythical race card?

Did Al Gore invent the Internet? I could go on all night. And I'm not implying that the push polling never happened.

Would he have won it though if the people had known he had an illegitimate black child? Would that change your opinion of him if you knew that?

When is Edwards going to quit?

Or does he just like the microphone?

deadapostle: Now if only Zombie Sam the Butcher were running. I'd

... have someone to support that I truly believe in.

Don't sleep and fark.

Have we confirmed that McCain's wife is/is not an alien?

at least McCain is against torture. Romney has to check an opinion poll before answering a question

Hey he is just now giving his speech. I wonder if he actually has a prepared one this time?

kbarham: Have we confirmed that McCain's wife is/is not an alien?

Depends. Do you mean the terrestrial or the space type of alien?

Commie Nazi Terrorist: robertblake
No Ron Paul trolling in the headline?

Thank god.


How can North Carolina be so stupid?

What the h3ll are you talking about?

McCain's mom scares me shiatless.

ROMNEY McCAIN '08

You know you'd vote for it

kilgorn: When is Edwards going to quit?

Or does he just like the microphone?

I think you're in the wrong thread. Edwards is a Democrat and this is about a Republican primary.

/He'll be in it for a few more rounds, I bet.

Clinton versus McCain general election means another 4 years of Republicans.

YHIHF

swarmspawn: Interesting, if he hadn't become a huge BushCo schill after he crashed
in 2000 he'd easily be my favorite of the gop frontrunners..

Uh, McCain was hardly a "BushCo schill" after 2000.

In May 2001, McCain voted against the Economic Growth and Tax Relief Reconciliation Act of 2001,[128] President Bush's $350 billion in tax breaks over 11 years, which became known as "the Bush tax cuts". He was one of only two Republicans to do so,[129] arguing that he would support the tax cut plan if they were tied to subsequent decreases in spending.[128] McCain similarly voted against the Jobs and Growth Tax Relief Reconciliation Act of 2003, the second round of Bush tax cuts which served to extend and accelerate the first, saying it was unwise at a time of war.[128]

McCain accused the "Swift Boat" campaign against Kerry of being "dishonest and dishonorable."[136]
-- from Wikipedia

It was only really 2004 and afterward that he started sucking up to Bush in order to build up support for his 2008 bid. I don't like it either, but that's politics. And I think McCain is overall a decent guy, or at least the best out of the current Republican candidates. At the very least he doesn't farking endorse torturing people.

Gyrfalcon: kbarham: Have we confirmed that McCain's wife is/is not an alien?

Depends. Do you mean the terrestrial or the space type of alien?

Space. She creeps me the fark out? There's a real otherworldly vibe going on.

This would be somewhat exciting if 2000 McCain were running. However, this is 2008 McCain.

/President Hillary is going to be... not good.

Well, McCain DOES have a few good principals. Too bad he ignores them when they get in the way.

OBAMA CLINTON '08

You know you'd vote for it

Smellvin: /President Hillary is going to be... not good.

All polls right now indicate a McCain victory over Hillary

We might still dodge that particular bullet

He's just so warm and friendly.

swarmspawn: Interesting, if he hadn't become a huge BushCo schill after he crashed
in 2000 he'd easily be my favorite of the gop frontrunners.

Gonna be hard to beat someone who has the Colbert bump
and God on his side though.

Remember:

14% + Jesus = Victory!

kilgorn: When is Edwards going to quit?

Or does he just like the microphone?

Yeah, he likes the "microphone." And the "macrophone."

/wait, what?