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(Seattle Times) Amusing Poodle has to wear hard hat after two life threatening incidents ... with ugly ass picture   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) divider line 79
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Stoutpants [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 09:06:17 PM  
Weird Al was unavailable for comment.

 
pdrake [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 09:19:36 PM  
you can't hurt the mango.
i23.photobucket.com

 
moothemagiccow 2008-01-19 09:45:21 PM  
www.nilsjnesse.com
there, free publicity, al

 
ukiah 2008-01-19 09:46:38 PM  
Kill it with fire!

/that's what happened to it, people said this

 
pirho451 2008-01-19 09:46:42 PM  
Dangit moo, you beat me to it.

 
adadkbar93 2008-01-19 09:50:22 PM  
I was expecting a pitiful looking thing, but Mango is the cutest little zombie dog I've seen.

 
CourtroomWolf 2008-01-19 09:52:44 PM  
Darwin is crying.

 
newton 2008-01-19 09:53:55 PM  
The dog has to wear the helmet because, twice, the family has almost killed it, due to their own mistakes and ignorance.

Cool, pink helmets for everyone.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 09:55:41 PM  
stupid dog... wait, that's an oxymoron

 
flacidbob 2008-01-19 09:57:49 PM  
Please let it die...

 
forestwalker 2008-01-19 09:59:56 PM  
only in lake oswego...

 
momule 2008-01-19 10:02:30 PM  
he she and it are poodleliscious, hell, we're all poodleliscious

 
Arthur Jumbles [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 10:04:43 PM  
seattletimes.nwsource.com

Ahhhh..... she's the cutest little thing. A shame her owners are a bunch of morons.

 
embrodak_luvs_strongbad 2008-01-19 10:06:00 PM  
aaaawwwww!

I don't particularly like poodles (I think they're among the ugliest breeds of dogs, actually) but that is undeniably CUTE.

and fark, what's wrong with saving an animal using common medical procedures when it's been injured?

Darwin crying, my ass....if you think that this dog's rescue was uncalled for, then I don't see why any form of human resuscitation is necessary, either. from a natural selection perspective, most modern life-saving procedures are a crime of nature--for any creature.

 
EvelFarknievel 2008-01-19 10:06:53 PM  
Poodles are just gay cats.

 
Bohemian 2008-01-19 10:08:28 PM  
Someone asked if dogs could be retarded months ago on another subject. I said they could not. I was wrong. They even come with helmets.

 
Recoil Therapy [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 10:09:56 PM  
Is there a fish named Wanda involved?

 
ironicsky [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 10:15:11 PM  
I thought poodles were white... Who knew they made useless dogs in other colors...

 
farkinkewt 2008-01-19 10:16:35 PM  
mine.icanhascheezburger.com
moar funny pictures

///Couldn't help it. That poor dog has to put up with stoopid humans.

 
Axe Wound 2008-01-19 10:17:01 PM  
TARD DOG!

 
skinink 2008-01-19 10:21:39 PM  
That dog can see into my soul!

 
Slug2468 [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 10:22:20 PM  
"She was in the wrong place at the wrong time: in the path of a pot of stuffing accidentally knocked off the kitchen counter as Dr. Joe Stapleton, an anesthesiologist, prepared his family's holiday turkey."

Death by stuffing.

 
ScreamingInDigital 2008-01-19 10:29:03 PM  
It's K-k-k-k-ken, C-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me! Link (new window)

 
kunibob 2008-01-19 10:34:28 PM  
farkinkewt: moar funny pictures

///Couldn't help it. That poor dog has to put up with stoopid humans.


Thank you for not typing "digniteh" in that picture. I might have had to get snarky.

 
Black Lagoon 2008-01-19 10:40:26 PM  
EvelFarknievel: Poodles are just gay cats.

!

That there is comedy. Well done.

 
fappomatic 2008-01-19 10:42:07 PM  
Someone probably needs helmets for their children as well.

 
roguescout 2008-01-19 10:42:25 PM  
Well, this may be a bit much to admit to FARK (of all most inappropriate places) but...

I have a goldfish that I have brought back from the brink of death three times.

This tough, little bastard has out-lived two generations of tank-mates since the third, "saving". His only peer is the typically tough pleco scouring the tank all these years.

I'm gonna cry when he gives up the fight. I don't even have a name for him. :(

 
Calcasieu 2008-01-19 10:43:17 PM  
img260.imageshack.us

/boredboredboredboredbored

 
Quantumbunny 2008-01-19 10:43:48 PM  
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This might help more against other, far more real dangers.

 
embrodak_luvs_strongbad 2008-01-19 10:48:24 PM  
farkinkewt: moar funny pictures

///Couldn't help it. That poor dog has to put up with stoopid humans.


meh. too much cat for my liking.

I prefer ihasahotdog (new window)

 
wttfark 2008-01-19 10:50:36 PM  
does it get pudding day???

 
The_Y2P_Problem 2008-01-19 10:55:21 PM  
They should rename that dog Aikman.

Or Lindros, for you hockey fans.

 
charliedoesnotsurf 2008-01-19 11:00:35 PM  
Poodles of oodles

 
DrForrester 2008-01-19 11:01:19 PM  
roguescout: Well, this may be a bit much to admit to FARK (of all most inappropriate places) but...

I have a goldfish that I have brought back from the brink of death three times.

This tough, little bastard has out-lived two generations of tank-mates since the third, "saving". His only peer is the typically tough pleco scouring the tank all these years.

I'm gonna cry when he gives up the fight. I don't even have a name for him. :(


Bob?

 
mikeisboris 2008-01-19 11:06:47 PM  
i.somethingawful.com

Short bus for the retarded poodle too?

 
roguescout 2008-01-19 11:09:18 PM  
DrForrester Bob?

Or, "Gill". He deserves a name though. I'm thinking something like, "Thunderfish Tankslapper".

/BTW - Awesome screen name. MST3K4EVER.

 
Anagrammer 2008-01-19 11:12:54 PM  
www.70slivekidvid.com

/obscure?

 
Kyrthira 2008-01-19 11:21:50 PM  
If you Caturday-haters were looking for an alternative, I think your Dogterday thread just arrived :P

 
qlenfg 2008-01-19 11:22:40 PM  
The dog knows its owners are morons and has tried unsuccessfully to kill itself twice to end the misery.

 
Bgnome 2008-01-19 11:28:21 PM  
name the fish "Thor"

as for the poodle..
geebus... this thread has gold all over it just looking at that damn varmint

 
Keigh 2008-01-19 11:35:28 PM  
I am laughing so hard I'm tearing up! That dog is cute and those captions are Gold, jerry, Gold.

 
memilkisyummy 2008-01-19 11:36:12 PM  
img258.imageshack.us

He'll just have to keep trying.

 
Homero_G 2008-01-19 11:39:18 PM  
"She was in the wrong place at the wrong time: in the path of a pot of stuffing accidentally knocked off the kitchen counter as Dr. Joe Stapleton, an anesthesiologist, prepared his family's holiday turkey."

A dog in the house is gross enough...
...but a dog in the *kitchen*?
farking disgusting.

/and the owner is even a doctor.

 
memilkisyummy 2008-01-19 11:40:34 PM  
My dad is a volunteer firefighter and actually was working a house fire when they pulled a dog with smoke inhalation out of the fire. Its pulse was very weak, and then they lost the pulse, and the guys started with oxygen and chest compresses, and saying anything they could think of that the dog might respond to -- "Want to play fetch? Let's go for a walk! Where's the squirrel??" They got a pulse back briefly, and then lost it again. After 25 minutes the chief made them stop. :(

 
semiotix 2008-01-19 11:40:41 PM  
embrodak_luvs_strongbad: I don't particularly like poodles...
ironicsky: I thought poodles were white... Who knew they made useless dogs in other colors...

Obligatory poodle defense post: I bet what you mean to say is that you don't like miniature or toy poodles, or any of the similar toy knockoff breeds (bichon frise, Maltese, etc.)

Standard poodles, however, are basically Irish Setters with a perm. If a full-sized standard poodle with a working clip (i.e., non-floofy grooming) doesn't live up to your expectations for a dog, you're basically going to have to go into the woods and tame a wolf.

/isn't that right, Mr. Fluffywuggles? Yes it is.

 
FormlessOne 2008-01-19 11:41:20 PM  
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memilkisyummy 2008-01-19 11:41:23 PM  
Homero_G: "She was in the wrong place at the wrong time: in the path of a pot of stuffing accidentally knocked off the kitchen counter as Dr. Joe Stapleton, an anesthesiologist, prepared his family's holiday turkey."

A dog in the house is gross enough...
...but a dog in the *kitchen*?
farking disgusting.

/and the owner is even a doctor.


Oooh, you're one of those OCD germophobes, aren't you? Get over it, Nancy.

 
memilkisyummy 2008-01-19 11:43:39 PM  
semiotix: embrodak_luvs_strongbad: I don't particularly like poodles...
ironicsky: I thought poodles were white... Who knew they made useless dogs in other colors...

Obligatory poodle defense post: I bet what you mean to say is that you don't like miniature or toy poodles, or any of the similar toy knockoff breeds (bichon frise, Maltese, etc.)

Standard poodles, however, are basically Irish Setters with a perm. If a full-sized standard poodle with a working clip (i.e., non-floofy grooming) doesn't live up to your expectations for a dog, you're basically going to have to go into the woods and tame a wolf.

/isn't that right, Mr. Fluffywuggles? Yes it is.


Standard Poodles aren't like Irish Setters with a perm. They might look at little Setter-ish, but Irish Setters are dumb as rocks, and standard poodles are quite smart and easy to train.

But agreed, they are great dogs. Our former neighbors had two and they were awesome. And they're hypoallergenic!

 
StrikitRich 2008-01-19 11:48:12 PM  
Is the dog a hyper hypo?

 
Uncle Karl 2008-01-19 11:50:01 PM  
Homero_G: A dog in the house is gross enough...
...but a dog in the *kitchen*?
farking disgusting.


huh?
Everyone lets the dog in, unless you are a freak, and what is so odd about a dog walking around on the floor in the kitchen?

 
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