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you can't hurt the mango.

there, free publicity, al

Kill it with fire!

/that's what happened to it, people said this

Dangit moo, you beat me to it.

I was expecting a pitiful looking thing, but Mango is the cutest little zombie dog I've seen.

Darwin is crying.

The dog has to wear the helmet because, twice, the family has almost killed it, due to their own mistakes and ignorance.

Cool, pink helmets for everyone.

stupid dog... wait, that's an oxymoron

Please let it die...

only in lake oswego...

Ahhhh..... she's the cutest little thing. A shame her owners are a bunch of morons.

aaaawwwww!

I don't particularly like poodles (I think they're among the ugliest breeds of dogs, actually) but that is undeniably CUTE.

and fark, what's wrong with saving an animal using common medical procedures when it's been injured?

Darwin crying, my ass....if you think that this dog's rescue was uncalled for, then I don't see why any form of human resuscitation is necessary, either. from a natural selection perspective, most modern life-saving procedures are a crime of nature--for any creature.

Poodles are just gay cats.

Someone asked if dogs could be retarded months ago on another subject. I said they could not. I was wrong. They even come with helmets.

Is there a fish named Wanda involved?

I thought poodles were white... Who knew they made useless dogs in other colors...

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///Couldn't help it. That poor dog has to put up with stoopid humans.

TARD DOG!

That dog can see into my soul!

"She was in the wrong place at the wrong time: in the path of a pot of stuffing accidentally knocked off the kitchen counter as Dr. Joe Stapleton, an anesthesiologist, prepared his family's holiday turkey."

Death by stuffing.

It's K-k-k-k-ken, C-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me! Link (new window)

farkinkewt: moar funny pictures

///Couldn't help it. That poor dog has to put up with stoopid humans.

Thank you for not typing "digniteh" in that picture. I might have had to get snarky.

EvelFarknievel: Poodles are just gay cats.

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That there is comedy. Well done.

Someone probably needs helmets for their children as well.

Well, this may be a bit much to admit to FARK (of all most inappropriate places) but...

I have a goldfish that I have brought back from the brink of death three times.

This tough, little bastard has out-lived two generations of tank-mates since the third, "saving". His only peer is the typically tough pleco scouring the tank all these years.

I'm gonna cry when he gives up the fight. I don't even have a name for him. :(

/boredboredboredboredbored

This might help more against other, far more real dangers.

farkinkewt: moar funny pictures

///Couldn't help it. That poor dog has to put up with stoopid humans.

meh. too much cat for my liking.

I prefer ihasahotdog (new window)

does it get pudding day???

They should rename that dog Aikman.

Or Lindros, for you hockey fans.

Poodles of oodles

roguescout: Well, this may be a bit much to admit to FARK (of all most inappropriate places) but...

I have a goldfish that I have brought back from the brink of death three times.

This tough, little bastard has out-lived two generations of tank-mates since the third, "saving". His only peer is the typically tough pleco scouring the tank all these years.

I'm gonna cry when he gives up the fight. I don't even have a name for him. :(

Bob?

Short bus for the retarded poodle too?

DrForrester Bob?

Or, "Gill". He deserves a name though. I'm thinking something like, "Thunderfish Tankslapper".

/BTW - Awesome screen name. MST3K4EVER.

/obscure?

If you Caturday-haters were looking for an alternative, I think your Dogterday thread just arrived :P

The dog knows its owners are morons and has tried unsuccessfully to kill itself twice to end the misery.

name the fish "Thor"

as for the poodle..
geebus... this thread has gold all over it just looking at that damn varmint

I am laughing so hard I'm tearing up! That dog is cute and those captions are Gold, jerry, Gold.

He'll just have to keep trying.

"She was in the wrong place at the wrong time: in the path of a pot of stuffing accidentally knocked off the kitchen counter as Dr. Joe Stapleton, an anesthesiologist, prepared his family's holiday turkey."

A dog in the house is gross enough...
...but a dog in the *kitchen*?
farking disgusting.

/and the owner is even a doctor.

My dad is a volunteer firefighter and actually was working a house fire when they pulled a dog with smoke inhalation out of the fire. Its pulse was very weak, and then they lost the pulse, and the guys started with oxygen and chest compresses, and saying anything they could think of that the dog might respond to -- "Want to play fetch? Let's go for a walk! Where's the squirrel??" They got a pulse back briefly, and then lost it again. After 25 minutes the chief made them stop. :(

embrodak_luvs_strongbad: I don't particularly like poodles...
ironicsky: I thought poodles were white... Who knew they made useless dogs in other colors...

Obligatory poodle defense post: I bet what you mean to say is that you don't like miniature or toy poodles, or any of the similar toy knockoff breeds (bichon frise, Maltese, etc.)

Standard poodles, however, are basically Irish Setters with a perm. If a full-sized standard poodle with a working clip (i.e., non-floofy grooming) doesn't live up to your expectations for a dog, you're basically going to have to go into the woods and tame a wolf.

/isn't that right, Mr. Fluffywuggles? Yes it is.

Homero_G: "She was in the wrong place at the wrong time: in the path of a pot of stuffing accidentally knocked off the kitchen counter as Dr. Joe Stapleton, an anesthesiologist, prepared his family's holiday turkey."

A dog in the house is gross enough...
...but a dog in the *kitchen*?
farking disgusting.

/and the owner is even a doctor.

Oooh, you're one of those OCD germophobes, aren't you? Get over it, Nancy.

semiotix: embrodak_luvs_strongbad: I don't particularly like poodles...
ironicsky: I thought poodles were white... Who knew they made useless dogs in other colors...

Obligatory poodle defense post: I bet what you mean to say is that you don't like miniature or toy poodles, or any of the similar toy knockoff breeds (bichon frise, Maltese, etc.)

Standard poodles, however, are basically Irish Setters with a perm. If a full-sized standard poodle with a working clip (i.e., non-floofy grooming) doesn't live up to your expectations for a dog, you're basically going to have to go into the woods and tame a wolf.

/isn't that right, Mr. Fluffywuggles? Yes it is.

Standard Poodles aren't like Irish Setters with a perm. They might look at little Setter-ish, but Irish Setters are dumb as rocks, and standard poodles are quite smart and easy to train.

But agreed, they are great dogs. Our former neighbors had two and they were awesome. And they're hypoallergenic!

Is the dog a hyper hypo?

Homero_G: A dog in the house is gross enough...
...but a dog in the *kitchen*?
farking disgusting.

huh?
Everyone lets the dog in, unless you are a freak, and what is so odd about a dog walking around on the floor in the kitchen?