Were there any sharks in the area?

/not mine

KAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEDAAAAAA!!!!!!

Point to Point Protocol

Pakistanies learned how to SHOOP DA WHOOP?

/Or was it a hadouken?

Well, this story is about as sound as the one the CIA is spinning. In fact, it makes more sense.

worlddan: Well, this story is about as sound as the one the CIA is spinning. In fact, it makes more sense.

No, no it really doesn't.

/I pray you're being facetious

worlddan: Well, this story is about as sound as the one the CIA is spinning. In fact, it makes more sense.

Win.

It's at least as plausible as the killer sunroof latch.

I guess it shouldn't come as a surprise that Pakistan has its own Truthers.

Revolt of the Lolcats?

/Everybody panic!

maybe they killed Bhutto because she was going to try and steal the Jack Ruby. It looks like the only way this, and JFK, as well as other famous assassinations will be solved to everyone's satisfaction will be when time travel is invented. So they can send back tiny probes, too small to be noticed, to record everything that happens.
Of course, future 'truthers' will accuse the time travel historical investigators of trying to hide the truth. Back to square one.

LOLcat thread? wOOt!!!




Classic LOLcat...

On Topic?

Freakin' Laser beams?

Coupla quotes come to mind here.

"There are none so blind as those who will not see"

~Jonathan Swift.

Also...

JB: "Do you expect me to talk?"

GF: No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die"

~Goldfinger.

She was shot at and then a bomb blew her bomb proof vehicle up while she had her head outside a freakin' sunroof fer Fark's Sakes!

Case closed. Mystery solved.

Unless yer buying into the Pakistani/CIA spin about the 15 yo assassin connected to the AQ located in the FATA in Waziristan

In North West Frontier province, a senior intelligence official said the 15-year-old suspect in the Bhutto assassination told investigators that a five-person squad was dispatched to Rawalpindi, where Bhutto was killed, by Baitullah Mehsud, a militant leader with strong ties to al Qaeda and an alliance with the Taliban in nearby Afghanistan.

Linkage

Quatchi actually thinks that Col Mustard did it in Karachi with a Blow Gun.

/Not my final answer.

Hmmmm... The explanation that a man with a gun, pulled the trigger on said gun, and the bullet subsequently hit her is just too simple. There must be more to this story. We should check the graves of Lee Harvey Oswald, just to insure that he's really dead.

worlddan: Well, this story is about as sound as the one the CIA is spinning. In fact, it makes more sense.

The CIA is the Pakistani Police Force now?

At least lasers are real. Kennedy got a magic bullet.

Lasers, huh?

Then how can they be sure that the assassin didn't kill a Bhutto-clone or perhaps a duplicate "Bhutto" from a parallel Universe?



/I'm sure a Star Trek or X-Files episode has already covered this ground

SemperLieSuckah: The CIA is the Pakistani Police Force now?

No, the CIA is the organization charged with finding/fabricating ties between "al Qaeda" and everything they possibly can.

Gotta keep that boogeyman propped up.

67 Beetle: Then how can they be sure that the assassin didn't kill a Bhutto-clone or perhaps a duplicate "Bhutto" from a parallel Universe?

The clone theory has some traction but everybody knows the evil Bhutto from the parallel universe had a prominent goatee which, if you study the grainy footage of Bhutto's death frame by frame, you will clearly see she wasn't sporting.

Aha! Perhaps the Lady Schick people were also involved somehow.

Wot a tangled web...

Shoop Da Woop?

HowlingFrog: SemperLieSuckah: The CIA is the Pakistani Police Force now?

No, the CIA is the organization charged with finding/fabricating ties between "al Qaeda" and everything they possibly can.

Gotta keep that boogeyman propped up.

And your evidence?