+1 for headline! Story needed only a Florida tag to have been perfect!

Shut up, Eileen.

one_more_step_and_the_girl_gets_it: +1 for headline! Story needed only a Florida tag to have been perfect!

Full disclosure:
I submitted the article and got credit for it, but whoever greenlit the article added the "hopping mad" part. And yes, that addition is classic.

Police have charged the perpetrator with carrying a concealed weapon.

She would have hit her twice, but after the first blow she was already on the floor.

+1 to stubby

FTFA - They said Sherry Lynn Gibson was treated by emergency crews and her sister was charged with assault and harassment.

Sadly, she was released only hours later after it was found the victim had no leg to stand on... legally speaking.

FATALITY!

Ok, does that mean I'm a bad person for laughing?

+1

Gonzo?

They said Sherry Lynn Gibson was treated by emergency crews and her sister was charged with assault and harassment. accepts destiny as fifth business.

/Obscure?

Haha I knew there'd be a Svetlana reference. The best "comic relief" storyline on the Sopranos all time was when her leg was "held hostage". Comedy gold.

ah, family

Obscure?

They asked the sister why she'd done it, but this latter was stumpeddid not wish to comment. Policemen trying to investigate the attack were left running in circles.

Police are stumped?

Did they treat her for club foot?

HULGA?

You give some people an inch, they'll take a foot.

She had a leg up on her

BAD ASS!!

that's my favorite cheer during a football game:

rip off his leg, and beat him with it!!!! :D

/tried in vain to find a pic of Tracy Ashton, the one-legged girl from My Name is Earl!

Didn't this happen on the Sopranos?

You don't have to go out on a limb to say the victim won't skip town. I'd like to hear a pro's thesis on this though.

Peg? Is that you?

Unavailable for comment.

And to think I was mad about my sister beating me at Connect 4 today.

/She cheated.
//Doesn't compare to being beaten with your own fake leg though, I imagine.
///DNRTFA

A headline worthy of the Sun. Pack your bags, Subby, there's fame and fortune waiting for you in England!

remus: Ok, does that mean I'm a bad person for laughing?

you can have a seat on my bus. I'm driving. LMAO

knucklebreather: Haha I knew there'd be a Svetlana reference. The best "comic relief" storyline on the Sopranos all time was when her leg was "held hostage". Comedy gold.

Not just comic relief, important characterization of janice as the biggest biatch EVER.

rewired: Robertson Davies?

/didn't like it, so I don't remember all that much of it

I guess this lady could win a one legged ass whup pin' contest. Damn! who would have thunk it, I just thought it was a saying of the impossible.

Kinder and gentler...kinder and gentler...kinder and gentler...kinder and gentler...kinder and gentler...kinder and gentler...kinder and gentler...kinder and gentler...kinder and gentler...kinder and gentler...kinder and gentler...

Heather Mills has a sister? How many legs does she come standard with?

All she wanted was a ride to her job at IHOP.

'Hopping mad'. Great.

Paul McCartney seen taking notes.

Meh!