My card number is **** **** **** **** and it expires on **/**, so I really got a kick out of teh Bewbies

King Something: My card number is

haha, foiled by the filter. If you put in a string of numbers matching a credit card format, Fark filters it. Mine is **** **** **** ****.

Good way to misrepresent the article, subby. Try "improperly secured networks and bribery increase identity thedt."

Also, ice makes you hotter and hair makes you balder...

how counter-intuitive!

Proper ID's increase crime....yeah

So do criminals...

/is someone looking for more votes?

BravadoGT: Also, ice makes you hotter and hair makes you balder...

i KNEW it!

not an obvious tag?

JosephFinn: Good way to misrepresent the article, subby. Try "improperly secured networks and bribery increase identity thedt."

Of course, as the rate of bribery and the poor security of Gov. networks remain a constant, than the expansion of databases like that associated with the real id program will lead to an increased crime, identity theft, voter fraud.

deevo: haha, foiled by the filter. If you put in a string of numbers matching a credit card format, Fark filters it. Mine is **** **** **** ****.

Gosh, those Fark guys think of everything. My Visa card number is **** **** **** ****. Aha.

strathmeyer: deevo: haha, foiled by the filter. If you put in a string of numbers matching a credit card format, Fark filters it. Mine is **** **** **** ****.

Gosh, those Fark guys think of everything. My Visa card number is **** **** **** ****. Aha.

You just signed up for 300 years of TotalFark.

Does the fark filter do the same thing with passwords^?

/*********

Yes, and washing your hands actually CAUSES sickness and disease.

/so don't do it!

Dude, that sucks.

TheSilverOne Ummm, you might want to call your bank now.

Mine is 867 5309.

TheSilverOne: 1234 5678 9012 3456

Dude, that's awesome. Like a sexy hamburger.

That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

chrissytine7: TheSilverOne Ummm, you might want to call your bank now.

His post appears to hvae been zapped, but if it's the same one kidsizedcoffin quoted, I don't think he has anything to worry about...

(Mostly 'cause I don't think that's a real credit card number. What with the whole "Numerical ordeR" bit.)

Mine is 0000 0000 0000 0001, but it expired in 1911.

I guess the IRONIC tag was on the phone disputing some charges.

Voter fraud? Since most states require only the bare minimum ID to register and vote for the first time now, I don't see how a photo ID could cause more fraud. The ACLU and others will make sure that a photo ID requirement or some sort of government electronic-stripped card is ever allowed near the election process.

As far as big 21st century changes to the system such as using the internet to vote, a bill was currently entered into the House to require states to use PAPER ballots along with any electronic voting machines, etc. Yeah, the future of voting is now.

Incoherent rambling by a mouth-breathing idiot.

The only people against national ID are terrorists, criminals, illegal aliens, and the tinfoil hat crowd.

Felgraf: chrissytine7: TheSilverOne Ummm, you might want to call your bank now.

His post appears to hvae been zapped, but if it's the same one kidsizedcoffin quoted, I don't think he has anything to worry about...

(Mostly 'cause I don't think that's a real credit card number. What with the whole "Numerical ordeR" bit.)

It is a fake number, and the one he use, they don't issue credit cards with that number, that is the number that a lot of the companies use for showing cards in their commercials. It would be like posting a phone number starting with 555.

Identity theft occurs because we've built a system in which one's identity is proven through the exchange of "secret" information between two parties. The problem with this system is that the rich, powerful, well-connected, and criminal can obtain this information with little effort and use it for their own devices. The fix to this problem is not to devise new and more complex ways to keep this information private but to develop a system where the information is useless to all except the owner.

There's only one solution: implanted microchips.

TheGreyPiper: implanted microchips.

And women have them implanted in their hoo-ha's.

effyew2: And women have them implanted in their hoo-ha's.

I'm working on the reader right now.

Subby is full of fail today. Maybe TFA used words that were too big for him to understand.

steveGswine: effyew2: And women have them implanted in their hoo-ha's.

I'm working on the reader right now.

I'm working on the implant. So far it only works as a suppository.

Arthur Jumbles: Identity theft occurs because we've built a system in which one's identity is proven through the exchange of "secret" information between two parties. The problem with this system is that the rich, powerful, well-connected, and criminal can obtain this information with little effort and use it for their own devices. The fix to this problem is not to devise new and more complex ways to keep this information private but to develop a system where the information is useless to all except the owner.

That might solve the problem once and for all and we cant have that.

My bank account number is 007 373 5963.

It's about to have a few million in it because I'm helping a guy from Nigeria move money out of the country due to political instability.

"Photo IDs actually increase crime, identity theft, voter fraud the chances that someone committing votor fraud will get caught and have enough evidence against them to prosecute."

FIFY

Photo IDs actually increase happiness, bunnies, sunshine

Failing_Junk: Photo IDs actually increase happiness, bunnies, sunshine

Sure, if you use them to buy medical marijuanna, pet rabbits, a tanning booth session.

I don't have a credit card number, but my debit card number is in the format of 6720 9245 8530 5371.

I think that should have been filtered to **** **** **** ****. Guess I'm glad I didn't put my real number, or are the mods filtering manually?

Submitter did misrepresent the article, and I can tell this without RTFA.

1353 1679 8710 4796 8790

omg you guys lied!!!!

47 is the new 42: I think that should have been filtered to **** **** **** ****. Guess I'm glad I didn't put my real number, or are the mods filtering manually?

Yeah... Nice.

I think this is BS. Let's see... **** **** **** ****.

I don't think subby grievously misrepresented. Photo IDs are the product of large government databases, and the article is essentially saying that large databases are inherently vulnerable, because they only need to have a very small percentage of failure to have catastrophic results.

/How YOU doing, UK?

Toy_Cop: 1353 1679 8710 4796 8790

you've got too many numbers and most major credit cards are coded by common digits in the first 8 places. For instance, all mastercards start with ****, and all citbank cards have **** as the next 4 numbers. Generally, only the last 8 numbers are unique. try again with the right number and it will work.

Like this: **** **** **** **** exp 09/08

Oops, looks like the date doesn't get starred out... eh, useless anyway without the number.

plutonium239:
The only people against national ID are terrorists, criminals, illegal aliens, and the tinfoil hat crowd.

The only people for it are fascists and idiots.

kidsizedcoffin

Your link is broken!

Is there a website I can go to check it out? Maybe with an extra form to check the verification number on the back as well.

/no, not really
// won't even look at my card near a windows machine.

Good hell, when did Fark suddenly become Digg? If I wanted crack-brained Luddite stupidity, I'd go THERE. "Oh noes, teh technology is teh bad! We must all become teh cavemen!"

steveGswine: Does the fark filter do the same thing with passwords^?

/*********

Good thing. I wouldn't want you guys knowing my password is password123.