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(Google) Survey What are some combinations of items that you'd be embarrassed to be seen buying together at the store, but are completely innocent on their own? For example: a cucumber and baby oil   (google.com) divider line 659
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Katie98_KT 2008-01-19 04:46:54 PM  
um. baby oil and anything penis shaped up to and including a vibrator?

/isn't very good at this game.

 
Witty Handle 2008-01-19 04:47:01 PM  
Pregnancy tests and one coat hanger.

 
FlyingPig [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 04:47:26 PM  
Microwave burritos and toilet paper.

 
happydorkgirl 2008-01-19 04:47:41 PM  
When I worked retail I'd always make sure my voice was extra soothing when I had women come through my line with chocolate, Alieve, and tampons.

 
AlabamaGirl [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 04:48:00 PM  
The other night I bought strawberries, whipped cream, and champagne. It made the cashier boy blush.

 
Sarah Jessica Farker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-19 04:48:05 PM  
beer and cookie dough.

/gotta go shopping

 
CarcinogenCrunchies [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 04:49:36 PM  
I've been known to do that sort of thing on purpose.

 
Witty Handle 2008-01-19 04:49:47 PM  
AlabamaGirl: The other night I bought strawberries, whipped cream, and champagne. It made the cashier boy blush.

Oh, come on. You make every boy blush.

 
AlabamaGirl [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 04:49:48 PM  
okay, to answer the Q:

how about sleeping pills and vaseline?

 
PleasedToMeetMe 2008-01-19 04:49:51 PM  
Chainsaw, dropcloth and garbage bags.

 
baorao 2008-01-19 04:50:30 PM  
Hand lotion, beer and cigarettes. worst trip in recent memory.

 
GreenAdder [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 04:51:03 PM  
A white sheet set and 100 feet of rope.

 
bulldg4life [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 04:51:23 PM  
AlabamaGirl: The other night I bought strawberries, whipped cream, and champagne. It made the cashier boy blush.

Why not buy that stuff in Atlanta when you get to my place here?

 
Isotope 2008-01-19 04:51:37 PM  
Economy size box of Trojans, economy size KY, and a dozen roses. I didn't realize why the cashier was grinning like that until I got to the car.

 
bulldg4life [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 04:52:08 PM  
A meat cleaver, industrial strength garbage bags, bleach, a tootsie roll pop, and a throw rug

 
AliceInWonderland [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 04:52:58 PM  
I work at a grocery store part-time. Last night a guy came through with 2 bottles of wine and a bottle of Pedialite.

 
PleasedToMeetMe 2008-01-19 04:53:21 PM  
GreenAdder: A white sheet set and 100 feet of rope.

You're embarrassed about putting a sail on your skateboard?

 
jsmi 2008-01-19 04:54:11 PM  
Isotope: Economy size box of Trojans, economy size KY, and a dozen roses. I didn't realize why the cashier was grinning like that until I got to the car.

Niiiiice!

 
Isotope 2008-01-19 04:54:36 PM  
AliceInWonderland: a bottle of Pedialite

Hah...It's supposed to be great for hangovers. He was planning ahead.

 
baorao 2008-01-19 04:54:59 PM  
Isotope: Economy size box of Trojans

to be clear that is different from the box of economy sized Trojans, right?

 
AlabamaGirl [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 04:55:48 PM  
baorao: Isotope: Economy size box of Trojans

to be clear that is different from the box of economy sized Trojans, right?

buying in bulk?

 
Isotope 2008-01-19 04:55:51 PM  
baorao: to be clear that is different from the box of economy sized Trojans, right?

LOL, yes. Standard size, but lots of them.

 
gmupps 2008-01-19 04:56:03 PM  
Large Trojans and KY, but only because the cashier new my Mother.

 
Isotope 2008-01-19 04:56:29 PM  
AlabamaGirl: buying in bulk?

She wasn't on the pill yet during our honeymoon. =D

 
killingalltheflies 2008-01-19 04:59:17 PM  
ky jelly, nail clippers and catnip

 
Whatever Blows Yur Goat 2008-01-19 04:59:18 PM  
cat litter/cat food & a bottle of wine/or beer.

makes me feel like "that crazy cat lady" guy

 
SniffSharpies [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 04:59:36 PM  
Batteries and a pint of ice cream.

 
Katie98_KT 2008-01-19 04:59:40 PM  
Isotope: AlabamaGirl: buying in bulk?

She wasn't on the pill yet during our honeymoon. =D

that wasn't very nice of her.

 
AlabamaGirl [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 04:59:59 PM  
Isotope: AlabamaGirl: buying in bulk?

She wasn't on the pill yet during our honeymoon. =D

I wasn't talking about the box....

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 05:01:02 PM  
Prune juice, and a disposable camera.

 
Ghengis_Socrates 2008-01-19 05:01:32 PM  
Rope and clothes pins. Yes, they go together, but I still got a funny look.

/does not line dry clothes.

 
Tin Foil Milliner [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 05:07:10 PM  
18 disposable cameras and an entire carton of strawberry Jello.

 
Ladies and Gentlemen the Great John Nash 2008-01-19 05:11:55 PM  
Condoms and porn mags

 
HarryCanyon [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 05:12:01 PM  
Katie98_KT: um. baby oil and anything penis shaped up to and including a vibrator?

/isn't very good at this game.

Combine that with a wand and me and you will be totally embarrassed ... and satisfied

 
happydorkgirl 2008-01-19 05:12:01 PM  
Green? HA!

 
gmupps 2008-01-19 05:13:37 PM  
Green??!!

Goddamit.

 
MissFeasance [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 05:13:55 PM  
Cucumbers and condoms. True story.

/you never know where a cuke has been

 
MrSaturn [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 05:14:36 PM  
i178.photobucket.com

 
Azyraphyle 2008-01-19 05:14:40 PM  
I bought brownie mix at 3 a.m. once, which I imagine must have seemed odd.

 
FlyingPig [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 05:15:23 PM  
happydorkgirl: Green? HA!

gmupps: Green??!!

Goddamit.

WOOOHOOOOO!

/subby
//does a little happy dance

 
fragMasterFlash 2008-01-19 05:15:58 PM  
I usually get the sweetest smiles from the cashiers when buying tampons and gourmet chocolates.

 
Stays Crunchy in Milk [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 05:15:59 PM  
Tequila and Condoms. Normally I wouldn't care, but I was the only guy in line and everyone wanted to talk to me that day.

 
FlyingPig [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 05:16:01 PM  
Azyraphyle: I bought brownie mix at 3 a.m. once, which I imagine must have seemed odd.

Were you giggling and smelling funny in the store?

 
anonymousgirl 2008-01-19 05:16:05 PM  
an assortment of differently shaped cucumbers and small squashes and lots of KY.

/i almost want to work at a grocery store to observe this kind of thing.
//greenlight! yay!

 
oldebayer [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 05:16:09 PM  
Condoms, whips and a lamb.

Well, the lamb is innocent, on its own.

/Lambs are the very symbol of innocence.

 
testosteronephobe [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 05:16:38 PM  
Ice cream, pork rinds, cheap wine and a home-pregnancy test kit.

 
elysive 2008-01-19 05:16:44 PM  
A broom and vaseline

 
byukid 2008-01-19 05:16:49 PM  
a banjo and a bottle of orange juice (no pulp)

 
BGates [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 05:17:01 PM  
Condoms and mouthwash.

 
fragMasterFlash 2008-01-19 05:17:28 PM  
happydorkgirl: Green? HA!

Shizzle!

 
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