I'd like to see the projections err, if only once.

You just had to bring race into it, didn't you?

Dang...I've never felt all that strongly about one Dem candidate over the other, but lately I've been hoping Obama gets it... Guess we'll see what happens in the next few weeks...

God dammit, Nevada.

That settles it--I'm not voting this year. She's too awful for words, and I'd stick a thermometer up my peehole and smash it with a hammer before I'd vote for any of the Republican candidates.

Let's all mobilize the GOP base together.

Once again, wow, a staggering few hundred vote difference when this was supposed to be her "locking" the nomination, and CNN and Fox spin this as a come-from-behind victory for her or something, right?

hahahahaha +1

Go Hillary

Damn, those Nevadans are touchy about the pronunciation of Nevada.

/think I'll send Obama another $25
//fark Nevahhda

Relatively Obscure: You just had to bring race into it, didn't you?

That was funny. :)

/ well played

Time for a trip to Vegas.

/Coming soon to a Fark near you:
//Man arrested for attempting to biatchslap the stupid out of Nevada voters.

Poopspasm: That settles it--I'm not voting this year. She's too awful for words, and I'd stick a thermometer up my peehole and smash it with a hammer before I'd vote for any of the Republican candidates.

So why note just vote for some other party, or write something in, so they at least know you showed up?

God help us all....

If she gets the nom', then we deserve what's coming to us.

CLINTOWNED?

+1

DO NOT WANT

Bought and paid for.

Who the fark votes for that harpy? Why?

Farking Morons handing this country to the god damn republicans, I hope Huckabee personally rapes every Clinton supporter in Nevada with a cactus.

if Hillary wins the presidency, at least we wouldn't have to pay her as much...

Just got back and it looked like obama by far, at least at my caucus location.

Relatively Obscure: Poopspasm: That settles it--I'm not voting this year. She's too awful for words, and I'd stick a thermometer up my peehole and smash it with a hammer before I'd vote for any of the Republican candidates.

So why note just vote for some other party, or write something in, so they at least know you showed up?

Because all of the 3rd party candidates are jerkoffs too.

Plus I don't want to wait in line for hours just to toss my worthless vote away.

Poopspasm: That settles it--I'm not voting this year. She's too awful for words, and I'd stick a thermometer up my peehole and smash it with a hammer before I'd vote for any of the Republican candidates.

Don't beat around the bush, tell us what you really think.

God-damned lazy young people can't get out of bed early on a Saturday morning.

That's it. For every primary that she wins from here on out, I will kill a goose.

Sweet.

That proves it. The primaries must be rigged.

Biff_Steel: Who the fark votes for that harpy? Why?

fark if I know. I've done my part as an American and convinced a dozen or so Florida voters that she's farked up. None of her ideas are good -- look at her healthcare ideas, or mortgage ideas.. they all are terrible! I'd rather have a money with no ideas than someone implementing terrible, harmful ideas.

I'm turning into a misogynist because of this race. Seriously. Repeal the 19th!!!

I just got back from my caucus. I am gonna be pissed if the projections are right. (Hillary won in mine by 10 votes out of 100).

It doesn't matter who wins, anyway.

Hillary=Obama=Romney=McCain.

Who cares.

Lets go to Darth Vader for comment:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

/seriously

How come on the main page, a few articles below this one, it says Romney won Nevada?

Am I missing something or does this explain why American politics are FUBAR'ed?

Of course Obama can maintain his race.

so why was the race marred by dirty politics? can someone explain?

Presidency for sale! Any takers?

Yes, you sir, in the back. You had your hand up?

/we're screwed.

What in gods name is wrong with these people...


It seems inevitable now. I mean, what more does Obama have to do and how much more slimy and fake does Hilary have to be for Barack to win? If he can't win now, he's done.

Hillary is going to be president.

Poopspasm: Because all of the 3rd party candidates are jerkoffs too.

Plus I don't want to wait in line for hours just to toss my worthless vote away.

Okay, cool. I've not done it for a Pres. election yet, but I've written in something before, just so it's clear I was actually there.

Awwwww.

fark it, two coins in a bucket. Might as well Godwin this and get it over with.

Nothing matters until Feb5... She won't be taking Washington State, and unlikely she will take CA or OR either.

Romney vs CLinton, LOL... scary

the farkin Neocons make the executive branch uber-powerful and then it gets handed off to Hilary Clinton. thanks!

10 sec rule applies to pudding too: Of course Obama can maintain his race.

Poopspasm: That settles it--I'm not voting this year. She's too awful for words, and I'd stick a thermometer up my peehole and smash it with a hammer before I'd vote for any of the Republican candidates.

So... what's so awful about her?

Apparently the Democrat party voters really want to lose the 2008 national presidential election.

captain_heroic44: Poopspasm: That settles it--I'm not voting this year. She's too awful for words, and I'd stick a thermometer up my peehole and smash it with a hammer before I'd vote for any of the Republican candidates.

So... what's so awful about her?

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God help us all....

If she gets the nom', then we deserve what's coming to us.

Let's hope so! We deserve a president who is not afraid to tell us the truth, rather than talk in circles about hope.

I hate to sound cynical and angry (because I'm not), but speaking about hope, and helping this country get out of the rut Bush has put us in are two very different things.

Go Hillary!

Hillary has taken more caucuses in the past month than in her previous 58 years.

captain_heroic44: Poopspasm: That settles it--I'm not voting this year. She's too awful for words, and I'd stick a thermometer up my peehole and smash it with a hammer before I'd vote for any of the Republican candidates.

So... what's so awful about her?

Ummm, everything? I can't really think of a single thing she's better at that anyone else in the field. Nothing.