Eggs? Probably not. Milk? Possibly.

SCSM - StripClub SuperMarket.

/It would be a little cold to work by the dairy or frozen food section

Clean up on aisle four.

The seafood area would smell the same, at least.

In all seriousness, why is jail the place they took her?

Milk and eggs? I see what you did there, subby...

Enough with the Britney stories.

Britney?

/shakes fist at Richard Pye

Yeah, Leave Britney alone!

Skeuomorph: In all seriousness, why is jail the place they took her?

She was middle-aged.

Britney Spears is doing her own grocery shopping these days?

I carry a fat stack of ones for just such an occasion.

Skeuomorph: In all seriousness, why is jail the place they took her?

indecent exposure, disturbing the peace...

I'm beginning to get it...

The story doesn't matter ...it's the the headline zinger..ok

/Will B. Green

Special on Melons in the Pervert Department!

/squeeze that tomato!

/close enuff

Palo Alto and Whole Foods? Is Stanford teaching performance art now?

Organic Biatches are CRAZY!

I'm just curious as to whether or not this thread bears any monetary value without some sort of photographic image...

TT thinks she won the lotto again (new window)

Anyone else read that as"some guy with shingles"?



I'm thinking it's a good thing there are no pics...

Hm, that's not a bad idea...

"Honey, going for groceries... taking this wad of $1s, be back by 2."

I_Approve_Of_This_Message: I'm just curious as to whether or not this thread bears any monetary value without some sort of photographic image...

Did you catch the word 'middle-aged' in TFA? No one wants to see that.

Unusual? Yes.
Wrong? I hope not.

syrynxx: I_Approve_Of_This_Message: I'm just curious as to whether or not this thread bears any monetary value without some sort of photographic image...

Did you catch the word 'middle-aged' in TFA? No one wants to see that.

Her inner cougar is just being born. It can be a good thing later. Especially for us cougar lovers.

/cougar thread!

Britney?

ckellingc: It's a trap!

A clap trap?

fanbladesaresharp: syrynxx: I_Approve_Of_This_Message: I'm just curious as to whether or not this thread bears any monetary value without some sort of photographic image...

Did you catch the word 'middle-aged' in TFA? No one wants to see that.

Her inner cougar is just being born. It can be a good thing later. Especially for us cougar lovers.

/cougar thread!

WOOO HOOOO!

syrynxx: Did you catch the word 'middle-aged' in TFA? No one wants to see that.

I beg to differ.

fanbladesaresharp: /cougar thread!

Great minds, I guess...the first thing I thought of was Britney. Beaten by several of y'all!!

/Yes, I'm Texan

SniffSharpies: SCSM - StripClub SuperMarket.

/It would be a little cold to work by the dairy or frozen food section

You have a very good point...or maybe too.

/has a hard enough time keeping mine from pointing the way in the freezer section with clothes on!!

ultraholland: syrynxx: Did you catch the word 'middle-aged' in TFA? No one wants to see that.

I beg to differ.

WOW. How'd you get to pull off THAT 3 some in your profile with those old cats? I envy you.

I'm kind of a hypocrite on this subject. On one hand, I think that if someone's comfortable with the weather, they should be able to hang out naked. On the other hand there's plenty of bodies I can go my lifetime without seeing them in such a state of undress.

*shrug* And if someone got naked in a supermarket, I'd squirt them with whipped cream if it was handy.

littlett's: SniffSharpies: SCSM - StripClub SuperMarket.

/It would be a little cold to work by the dairy or frozen food section

You have a very good point...or maybe too.

/has a hard enough time keeping mine from pointing the way in the freezer section with clothes on!!

How you doin?

Hmmm...Natasha Powers....
+

Nice....

Just givin' you boys something positive to imagine!

fanbladesaresharp: WOW. How'd you get to pull off THAT 3 some in your profile with those old cats? I envy you.

Just offer up some treats and you'll be surrounded by pussy just begging for attention.

Juniper Jupiter

Wasn't that Stefanie Powers? Not sure, I could totally be wrong.

Just as you don't pick up milk and eggs at the strip club

Although you might accidentally pick up crabs and a little cheese

I worked graveyard shift at a 24-hour supermarket for several years, so I am really getting a kick out of these replies I saw that... eye bleach on aisle 6. Cleaned up after a couple of shootings, walked in on a couple of high school kids having sex in the men's room, carried groceries out for the local hookers after they were done working around 5-6am, etc.

Whole Paycheck will only be worth shopping at if they employed strippers, and if they're middle aged like the article suggests, they'd better be like Demi Moore middle aged.

ultraholland

I believe you have my cat, there.



Is he a polydactyl? Ours has six toes on each foot.

ultraholland:

I beg to differ

Begging's just the beginning of what I'd do to to get some Diane Lane.

did anyone say "Britney" yet?

I like informer by snow
Link

Lame.....this is all lame. I would like to take a poll to find out if the level of lameness on this thread is directly proportional to the amount of Europeans posting.

SherKhan: ultraholland:

I beg to differ

Begging's just the beginning of what I'd do to to get some Diane Lane.

Check his profile. That rockhound has it hanging all over him.

more cougars please
got one o my own need to see more tho