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(YouTube) Cool Three, six, nine. The goose drank wine. The monkey chewed tobacco. On the streetcar line. The line broke. The monkey got choked. And they all went to Heaven. In a little row boat   (youtube.com) divider line 28
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Stompn_Tom [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 11:30:20 AM  
Stuck in my head for ever now.......

 
mactobain [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 11:42:35 AM  
We can always get a millionaire to shovel all the coal

 
D2T 2008-01-19 11:56:54 AM  
Also part of UB40's "Red Red Wine" apparently. I couldn't figure out where I'd heard it before until Google saved me.

 
2wheeljunkie [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 12:00:34 PM  
What the hell is that crap?

 
BizarreRecords 2008-01-19 12:55:57 PM  
1980's lesbians were teh funnay.

 
Son of That Guy [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 01:34:26 PM  
Had no idea the words to "Red Red Wine" were ripped off from whatever this is. Kind of sad, really.

 
just kat [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 02:16:12 PM  
second headline greenlit with the word "monkey" in it in the last few hours. Some admin have a monkey fixation? heeheehee

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 03:15:05 PM  
I'm old, and I was 8 when that song first came out.

They over played it so much, that after a while, you just wanted to stick pencils in your ears, until they met each other.

That being said, this nightmarish version sucks the maggots from a dead dog's ass.
It reminded me of Bananarama meets Stomp.

Here's an Amazon preview of the original, and it's alot more fun.

Link (new window)

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 03:38:27 PM  
Oops, I found a couple of different versions on YouTube.

Here's an old TV performance of it.
Link (new window)

Better sound quality, but the video features some idiot dancing to it at the mall or something.
Link (new window)

It was derived from a "patty cake" song that little girls did at the time.
I think they also used to sing it while doing "Double Dutch" (not to be confused with the rudder of the same name).

I'm seriously surprised they haven't revived her other big hit, "The Name Game".

Amazing! Does the intellectual community know about this yet? It works with virtually ANY NAME, and that it should be considered classified information?

Link (new window)

 
GungFu 2008-01-19 06:04:17 PM  
D2T: Also part of UB40's "Red Red Wine" apparently. I couldn't figure out where I'd heard it before until Google saved me.


It's not really in the main lyrics as such, but comes from a reggae 'toast' near the end, and even then it uses only a line or two of it but the rhyming pattern is the same.

Originally a Neil Diamond song, which UB40 didn't know about - they copied another version by another reggae artist.

Neil Diamond performs it in a reggae styli in concerts now.


/damn, I bought the Belle Stars album when I was a kid
//Get off the lawn, or I'll hose ya!

 
Goonie_Goo_Goo 2008-01-19 07:27:02 PM  
Clap hands...

 
pleaseleavemebe [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 07:33:38 PM  
I'll take the Tom Waits version please.

 
Bullitt 2008-01-19 08:45:00 PM  
No joke
Hit the low note
We all go to heaven
In a little row boat

/Buck 65

 
DownIncognito 2008-01-19 09:42:14 PM  
Is it just me...

Or do they keep saying "fap fap!"?

 
slackist [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 11:31:10 PM  
2wheeljunkie: What the hell is that crap?

This.

 
axd 2008-01-20 12:23:55 AM  
pleaseleavemebe: I'll take the Tom Waits version please.

Ugh, same.

 
steamingpile 2008-01-20 02:24:31 AM  
Link (new window)
Thats what most of us in the US know them for

 
Citizen Prole 2008-01-20 02:58:32 AM  
Captain_Sissypants: What the fark?

Seconded.

 
destitute college kid 2008-01-20 03:26:00 AM  
When I see a music link that contains the words "Monkey," "Heaven" and a series of numbers, that's not the one I want to see.

 
BonesJackson 2008-01-20 06:11:58 AM  
Nine... ten... a big fat hen.

The name's Bender.

 
lizida 2008-01-20 09:07:23 AM  
steamingpile: Link (new window)
Thats what most of us in the US know them for


thats where I know them from. thanks for saving me the trouble of actually looking it up myself.

 
Crocodile 2008-01-20 12:47:28 PM  
Shine, shine, a Roosevelt dime,
All the way to Baltimore and runnin' outta time
Salvation Army seemed to wind up in the hole,
They all went to heaven in a little row boat.
Clap hands.

I heard Tom Waits' adaptation of parts of this lyric and assumed he wrote it.

Apparently the original is "The Clapping Song" by Shirley Ellis, circa 1965. I vaguely remember the Belle Stars, but not for this song...can't remember what tune it was, though.

 
MeanJean 2008-01-20 10:58:41 PM  
Stephen King had an evil character chanting this in the novel Insomnia. He made it scary as fark.

 
ClintBartonWannabe 2008-01-22 02:10:33 PM  
Several thoughts way late because of the holiday.

1. What about the Cyndi Lauper version from True Colors?
2. Why no discussion about whether they are hot or not?
3. steamingpile Hey! Cyndi Lauper did that one too on True Colors.
4. Here is what they are really known for Link (new window) Bonus: Dressed in a manner appropriate for the band name.

 
chickyraptor 2008-01-22 09:08:30 PM  
The aforementioned Tom Waits version, for those with standards.

 
downtownkid 2008-01-23 09:03:38 AM  
TommyymmoT: I'm old, and I was 8 when that song first came out.

They over played it so much, that after a while, you just wanted to stick pencils in your ears, until they met each other.

That being said, this nightmarish version sucks the maggots from a dead dog's ass.
It reminded me of Bananarama meets Stomp.

Here's an Amazon preview of the original, and it's alot more fun.

Link (new window)


As usual in music threads tommyymmot gets it right. Shirley Ellis pretty much does the definitive version. Don't much care for Tom Waits performance of it. Some people would enjoy a steaming pile of shiat if it came from Tom Waits, i guess.

 
chickyraptor 2008-01-23 09:20:41 PM  
LOL at the thought of someone liking Shirley Ellis and not liking Waits.

 
downtownkid 2008-01-24 12:44:46 PM  
chickyraptor: LOL at the thought of someone liking Shirley Ellis and not liking Waits.

Funny I'm laughing out loud at a retard using the term "lol", especially one who cannot distinguish between preferring one artists performance of a particular song over another artists, and preferring one artist over another in the entirety of their work.

 
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