For those who don't want to read the whole thing, I have distilled the Fark essence of the article: females ... sleep together.

It was the best of times, it was the....BLURST of times?! Stupid monkey!!

So, George really meant it as a compliment?

not particularly useful against an insurgency

Oh great, more taunting.

Haven't you always wanted a monKEY!

Monkey hates technology and robot hates the monkey.
Monkeeeeey verrrsuuuus rooooooobot.

I came for a Simpsons refernce, I stayed for another Simpsons reference.

nobozo: Oh great, more taunting

That's a capuchin

Proving once again that monkeys and men are only good for one thing..................


and not very good at it

Oh, the simple pleasures of a monkey knife fight.

elpepe55: Approves.

haha, you bastard. Beat me.

Can a macaque monkey get into the housing of a welded monkey-proof walking eye, or does that take a more specialized monkey?

nobozo: Oh great, more taunting.

STOP TAUNTING MACAQUE!

They make good scratch monkeys.

/me always mounts a scratch monkey
//by some strange coincidence, iTunes just picked "This Monkey's Going To Heaven"

A macaque is a really good general purpose sort of monkey

And if it's not really good, you can spank the monkey.

My wife married me because of macaque.

I found it strange that the "monkey" link in the sentence about 5 year olds drawing monkeys went to a story about monkeys paying to see female monkey bottoms.

Dammit, Malinki. I was going to make a similar joke.

Anyhoo, neat article. I wonder if the intelligence and social sophistication of the macaque keeps medical researchers up at night. I'm not saying they should feel guilty, but I the only way I could do one of those jobs is if I had the disease I was researching or knew someone who did.

Suck macaque

A macaque is a really good general purpose sort of monkey



That's what she said.

elpepe55 beat me to it. "Macaca" was what gave Democrats back control of Senate.

How do they react to being spanked?

macaques give Morbo gas

tripperday: Dammit, Malinki. I was going to make a similar joke.

By all means, add yours, I was in a hurry or I'd have phrased it better. Couldn't believe someone hadn't beat me to it.

Heh. Beat macaque.

/nuff said
//slashies

Good lord, was that reprinted from highlights for children?

I actually felt the author making goo goo eyes at me.

This is the story of the trou macacq, the pine box derby, the monkey track
This is the story of the trou macacq, the pine box derby, the monkey track
Not what I heard or saw on TV,
But what I witnessed entirely
Each bend in the road was infact another curve on the monkey track

That's not all I use macaque for.

deadapostle: That's not all I use macaque for.


that got a giggle out of me. bravo!

OS 2 Warp 9.5: macaques give Morbo gas

Hahaha! Nice!

/love that show

The bad puns in here are gibbon me a headache. I was hoping for some oranginal stuff, that's the rhesun I come here...

submitter (quoting TFA): A macaque is a really good general purpose sort of monkey

That's absolutely true.

They're great grilled or roasted. Terrific as stir-fry. Wonderful as kebabs...and they make for a great soup base.

Mmmmmmmmm. Delicious.

macac's sound full of WIN! Yay monkey!


/unavailable for comment

JonnyBGoode: The bad puns in here are gibbon me a headache. I was hoping for some oranginal stuff, that's the rhesun Rhesus I come here...


Now approves

JonnyBGoode: The bad puns in here are gibbon me a headache. I was hoping for some oranginal stuff, that's the rhesun I come here...

*rimshot* *rimshot* *golf clap*

/loves my monkey too

Why just last night I said "leave my monkey alone"

zombieninja: Why just last night I said "leave my monkey alone"

It was more like leave my monkey out of that....

JonnyBGoode: The bad puns in here are gibbon me a headache. I was hoping for some oranginal stuff, that's the rhesun I come here...

Wow...well. at least you included one macaque in your pun...and two apes oO

How about a supergenius monkey?

They're also good for testing cosmetics!

/had a couple of Rhesus monkeys for pets. Nasty things.

But is it fast?
Very very fast?
Is it faster ...
than a fast monkey?

ComicBookGuy: How about a supergenius monkey?



/approves

But unlike humans, their adaptation to a variety of places is natural, not cultural.





Those words, I don't think they mean what you think they mean.