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That headline is a little obtuse

Fuzzy britches, ya goose.

His lawyer, Marc D'Arienzo entered a not guilty plea to a charge of escape.

Yeah, I dont think they actually escaped so I can see why he would plea not guilty

"Andy Dufresne crawled through a river of shiat, and came out clean on the other side."

What a great movie. Should've won Best Picture when it came out, but it got robbed. Forrest Gump, my ass. Shawshank was a much better film.

Maybe it's because he's Irish.

Doc Daneeka: What a great movie. Should've won Best Picture when it came out, but it got robbed. Forrest Gump, my ass. Shawshank was a much better film.

This.

Plus it stars Mr. Krabs.

johnny_vegas: That headline is a little obtuse

Maybe you're just a Dumas?

Doc Daneeka: "Andy Dufresne crawled through a river of shiat, and came out clean on the other side."

What a great movie. Should've won Best Picture when it came out, but it got robbed. Forrest Gump, my ass. Shawshank was a much better film.

Agreed. It's not an understatement to put it very near the top of the "best films of all time" list.

The only thing I didn't like about the movie was the actor who played Tommy. All he does is remind me of Ally McBeal.

Interrupted Infinitum: johnny_vegas: That headline is a little obtuse

Maybe you're just a Dumas?

What we have heah, is a problem communicatin' bi-lingually.

/got nuttin, you win

No, of course not. Why should she be any different?

This... is a conspiracy.

Andrew Wiggin: Doc Daneeka: What a great movie. Should've won Best Picture when it came out, but it got robbed. Forrest Gump, my ass. Shawshank was a much better film.

This.

Plus it stars Mr. Krabs.

Well that's news to me. What's next, are you gonna tell me that Gary is voiced by James Whitmore?

Get busy living or get busy dying.

Manhigh: Doc Daneeka: "Andy Dufresne crawled through a river of shiat, and came out clean on the other side."

What a great movie. Should've won Best Picture when it came out, but it got robbed. Forrest Gump, my ass. Shawshank was a much better film.

Agreed. It's not an understatement to put it very near the top of the "best films of all time" list.

Well it is #2 (actually tied for #1) accoring to IMDB ratings (new window).

But if you haven't seen Escape from Alcatraz you should watch it. Shawshank was VERY similar.

I, too, came here to say 'fuzzy.'

ClicheGuevara07: Well that's news to me. What's next, are you gonna tell me that Gary is voiced by James Whitmore?

Akron represent!

"...both were ordered held on $4 million bail by Judge Joan Robinson Gross."

I thought I learned in American Government that bail determines what kind of FLIGHT risk you are. Does this judge understand what this is all about?

So let me get this straight an illegal breaks the law to enter America. Then he breaks the law in America then he breaks a law to try to get back out of America? Irony tag?

So is there the possibility that they could get out on bail? Sounds like a pretty sweet loophole if you're an inmate.

/will remember my spoon if locked up

I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

Were they headed for Zihuatanejo, Mexico?

why do escapees always stay close to the prison?

Why are American taxpayers bankrolling an illegal immigrant's incarceration?

Is it Fussy or Fuzzy?

Never paid-attention...

dmp9135: "...both were ordered held on $4 million bail by Judge Joan Robinson Gross."

I thought I learned in American Government that bail determines what kind of FLIGHT risk you are. Does this judge understand what this is all about?

I'm thinking the judge hasn't read the constitution and the part about excessive bail.

He's fully within his powers to deny bail but goes for the constitutional violation instead.

MicroE: His lawyer, Marc D'Arienzo entered a not guilty plea to a charge of escape.

Yeah, I dont think they actually escaped so I can see why he would plea not guilty

I thought of that as well.

Two things: First and foremost, how the hell can you plead "not guilty" to charges of having escaped prison. Can you prove that you were in your cell during the time?

Second, degrees of escape? Same thing... Either you're in your cell, or you're not. There's no state of nearly being in your cell.

Dreadskull: Why are American taxpayers bankrolling an illegal immigrant's incarceration?

Stop being such a racist.

Dreadskull: Why are American taxpayers bankrolling an illegal immigrant's incarceration?

Because Mexico won't imprison them and they'll be back across the border within a week if we dump them there.

dmp9135: "...both were ordered held on $4 million bail by Judge Joan Robinson Gross."

I thought I learned in American Government that bail determines what kind of FLIGHT risk you are. Does this judge understand what this is all about?

Maybe the judge just wants to make a quick eight million?

Its Fuzzy britches,subby.

fussy britches doesn't even make any sense

FAIL goes to subby

"The gang rapes in the shower don't happen as often
--I must be losing my sex appeal."

Were they caught looking for horse apples?

Randall Stevens unavailable for comment.

It would be funny and posted bail and ran.... but 4 mill is a lot o cash or even 10%

/slashies

johnny_vegas: That headline is a little obtuse

funny I caught it...

Shwirv: So let me get this straight an illegal breaks the law to enter America. Then he breaks the law in America then he breaks a law to try to get back out of America? Irony tag?

hmmmm...LOL ..... let them escape to Mexico.....lol again as chard shoots out the nose...

MicroE: His lawyer, Marc D'Arienzo entered a not guilty plea to a charge of escape.

Yeah, I dont think they actually escaped so I can see why he would plea not guilty

Exactly. If you are outside of the prison area without a valid reason (work release) then you are guilty.... or so i thought.


dmp9135: "...both were ordered held on $4 million bail by Judge Joan Robinson Gross."

I thought I learned in American Government that bail determines what kind of FLIGHT risk you are. Does this judge understand what this is all about?

More to the point, they are already in prison for another criminal act, why are they even being considered for bail? Send them right back to complete the existing sentence + some.

The American legal system is an amazing thing.

Tyrone Biggums: Manhigh: Doc Daneeka: "Andy Dufresne crawled through a river of shiat, and came out clean on the other side."

What a great movie. Should've won Best Picture when it came out, but it got robbed. Forrest Gump, my ass. Shawshank was a much better film.

Agreed. It's not an understatement to put it very near the top of the "best films of all time" list.

Well it is #2 (actually tied for #1) accoring to IMDB ratings (new window).

But if you haven't seen Escape from Alcatraz you should watch it. Shawshank was VERY similar.

No, no it wasn't.

heidisatwork: Its Fuzzy britches,subby.

fussy britches doesn't even make any sense

FAIL goes to subby

I am seriously obtuse I guess...can't tell if you are joking or not..
/It's fussy

Doc Daneeka: "Andy Dufresne crawled through a river of shiat, and came out clean on the other side."

What a great movie. Should've won Best Picture when it came out, but it got robbed. Forrest Gump, my ass. Shawshank was a much better film.

Forrest Gump proves that no one ever went broke pandering to baby boomers.

/and now for Ameriphase Financial, Dennis Hopper
//dreams man!

It's fuzzy. According to IMDB, according to having seen it on DVD about 25 times, and because she is wearing fuzzy britches:

He said Espinosa and Blunt had planned to flee to Mexico together, but that Espinosa hurt his leg leaping to freedom.

What Cornwall said (re: Zihuatanejo).

What Cornwall Cornwell said

/FTFMyself

jbernie: More to the point, they are already in prison for another criminal act, why are they even being considered for bail? Send them right back to complete the existing sentence + some.

The American legal system is an amazing thing.

If he say, only had a few months left in his prison sentence, and that was done before his trial for the escape came up, the bail would be a matter of issue.

Fuzzy

My only complaint with the film was that the sodomy wasn't graphic

RosevilleDan: This thread needs more Rita Hayworth pictures--she was hot as hell!

Amen, brother