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(Canoe) Sad British cutie Lily Allen has miscarriage   (jam.canoe.ca) divider line 57
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Julieahni [TotalFark] 2008-01-18 02:48:04 PM  
This girl irks me so much and I can't completely put my finger on it. Regardless, I am sorry for her loss.

 
birdmanesq [TotalFark] 2008-01-18 03:04:07 PM  
"Alright, Still", indeed.

 
birdmanesq [TotalFark] 2008-01-18 03:08:12 PM  
birdmanesq: "Alright, Still", indeed.

Ug, immediately regretted that... Way too tasteless... Really sorry about that...

/Kind of like Lily Allen

 
anal brazil men 2008-01-18 04:01:22 PM  
birdmanesq: Ug, immediately regretted that... Way too tasteless... Really sorry about that...

Nice. Don't worry, buddy. I think the comment transcends bad taste.

birdmanesq: /Kind of like Lily Allen

Me too.

 
BobtheFascist 2008-01-18 04:32:37 PM  
Oh. Her. She is cute.

 
BravadoGT [TotalFark] 2008-01-18 04:39:07 PM  
Maybe sometimes God prefers that babies be born in wedlock?

 
Zarkin Frood [TotalFark] 2008-01-18 05:26:03 PM  
This sucks because she is one of the few celebs who wouldn't have suffered from having kids. (kind of like how Nicole Richie started eating again once she got pregnant) Lily quit smoking, doing drugs, ate healthier, and seemed happier and more level. Teh sad.

 
Moses To Sandy Koufax 2008-01-18 06:09:49 PM  
if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
/ except try with me this time, Lily.

 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] 2008-01-18 06:10:04 PM  
Zarkin Frood: This sucks because she is one of the few celebs who wouldn't have suffered from having kids. (kind of like how Nicole Richie started eating again once she got pregnant) Lily quit smoking, doing drugs, ate healthier, and seemed happier and more level. Teh sad.

Exactly what I wanted to say. She did everything right, and lost her baby anyway.

Very sad.

 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark] 2008-01-18 06:12:38 PM  
Zarkin Frood: This sucks because she is one of the few celebs who wouldn't have suffered from having kids. (kind of like how Nicole Richie started eating again once she got pregnant) Lily quit smoking, doing drugs, ate healthier, and seemed happier and more level. Teh sad.

I didn't even know she was pregnant. That sucks she did everything right and the messed up ones still have kids.

 
radioberlin 2008-01-18 06:13:52 PM  
I hope this doesn't send her off the rails, she seemed to basically have it together.

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2008-01-18 06:17:19 PM  
It's sad, but it was an accidental baby anyway.

/Why yes, I am cold.
//Four months--blah. That's not a bundle of cells at that point.

 
luckybastard 2008-01-18 06:17:42 PM  
Jeez, does anyone else see news of a miscarriage about as too distasteful to report on?

/not for Farkers, of course, but for real people...

 
deadsanta 2008-01-18 06:24:49 PM  
She has a fivehead.


/that's all i got.

 
Funbags 2008-01-18 06:46:55 PM  
luckybastard: Jeez, does anyone else see news of a miscarriage about as not newsworthy enough too distasteful to report on?



FTFY

 
God-- [TotalFark] 2008-01-18 06:49:46 PM  
No worries, she can just douche, wait a couple of days and try again..

 
espiaboricua 2008-01-18 06:59:50 PM  
Tat'dGreaser: I didn't even know she was pregnant. That sucks she did everything right and the messed up ones still have kids.

Jamie Lynn Spears is only 4 months pregnant so there plenty of time...

/I know, I know...

 
Nickers 2008-01-18 07:01:08 PM  
Zarkin Frood: This sucks because she is one of the few celebs who wouldn't have suffered from having kids. (kind of like how Nicole Richie started eating again once she got pregnant) Lily quit smoking, doing drugs, ate healthier, and seemed happier and more level. Teh sad.

Yes it is. :(
Poor Lily.

 
WizardofToast 2008-01-18 07:05:00 PM  
Damn. She should meet with Kidman and get some comfort. She knows how it feels to lose a kid like that.

 
Sweet182 [TotalFark] 2008-01-18 07:07:19 PM  
That's a sad thing to go through.

 
ukiah 2008-01-18 07:13:25 PM  
I've always disliked her. I think shes arrogant. So I'm not really sympathetic.

/Score one for the good guys!

 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark] 2008-01-18 07:13:43 PM  
espiaboricua: Jamie Lynn Spears is only 4 months pregnant so there plenty of time...

/I know, I know...


We can only hope that if she doesn't take care of it, someone else will.

/Staircase fall?

 
Dialectic 2008-01-18 07:15:58 PM  
She fark some more and see if she gets preggers!

 
CaffietineFiend [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-18 07:35:41 PM  
Dialectic: She fark some more and see if she gets preggers!

English motherfarker! Do you speak it?

www.evangelicalright.com

 
fortean chicken 2008-01-18 07:53:45 PM  
Does this mean she's available again?

/Giggidy

 
Gordinho 2008-01-18 07:57:20 PM  
chin up Lilly and Ed Chemical...try again you'll be cool
/Soft spot for Lilly Allen
//Ed Simmons also a god
///Brothers gonna work it out

 
oddchild 2008-01-18 08:02:40 PM  
Dialectic: She fark some more and see if she gets preggers!

How is Babby formed?

 
Jeebus Hotdog 2008-01-18 08:02:58 PM  
I'd be willing to go halves on a bastard with her.

 
Dear Jerk 2008-01-18 08:15:37 PM  
She's going to have three lonely nipples.

 
xxBirdMadGirlxx 2008-01-18 08:34:19 PM  
cryinoutloud //four months-blah. That's not a bundle of cells at that point

Actually, after the first trimester (three months) it is. And it sucks to lose through no fault of your own at whatever point.

/just saying.

 
skink 2008-01-18 08:39:29 PM  
luckybastard: does anyone else see news of a miscarriage about as too distasteful to report on?

Dialectic: She fark some more and see if she gets preggers!

oddchild: How is Babby formed?

Also, purple mokey dishwasher.

/Knows oddchild was kidding
//So was I

 
mistahtom 2008-01-18 08:48:48 PM  
I wish Lynn Spears miscarried Britney.

 
littlett's [TotalFark] 2008-01-18 09:03:49 PM  
What was meant to be will be.

I know it wouls crush me if I ever had a miscarriace. I hope se gets through it OK.

 
retardomontalban 2008-01-18 09:04:36 PM  
Zarkin Frood: This sucks because she is one of the few celebs who wouldn't have suffered from having kids. (kind of like how Nicole Richie started eating again once she got pregnant) Lily quit smoking, doing drugs, ate healthier, and seemed happier and more level. Teh sad.

It's sad, but c'mon, she announced she was pregnant like the day she found out. It's not uncommon to have a miscarriage during the first trimester, which is why most women wait 3 months before they announce it to the world.

Plus, she's only 22, so she has a couple hundred more opportunities to get pregnant again.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-01-18 09:46:10 PM  
Smile was the best. Song I heard this year

Hope there's more to come, love u lily!

 
manciasal 2008-01-18 09:57:27 PM  
shes not cute at all

 
HornedFrogsFan 2008-01-18 10:48:22 PM  
That's really too bad. I feel sorry for her loss, but it happens more often than you'd think.

 
jafiwam 2008-01-18 11:26:59 PM  
Who? The runner up to the Michael Jackson "Just before nose collapse" look-alike contest?

I hope her web designer dies next. Ick.

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-18 11:34:24 PM  
Damn...out of all the dreck in the world that are pooping out kids, she's the one, with a decent head on her shoulders, that has to have the miscarriage? That ain't right.

 
Quantum Apostrophe 2008-01-19 12:09:37 AM  
What the hell is it with early 20 something chicks and 35+ guys? When I tried (dared!) to ask out a woman 10 years younger, she immediately rejected me with a Gatling-gun of cliches, including "you drink wine" and the "I'm just a baby" (this from a woman that was engaged at 19). I drink wine? Getting engaged at 19 is OK, but dinner is a sin? I must have a knack for finding the retards.

 
mrrichierich 2008-01-19 12:16:57 AM  
soooooo cute

 
joethorne. 2008-01-19 12:28:30 AM  
Quantum Apostrophe: What the hell is it with early 20 something chicks and 35+ guys? When I tried (dared!) to ask out a woman 10 years younger, she immediately rejected me with a Gatling-gun of cliches, including "you drink wine" and the "I'm just a baby" (this from a woman that was engaged at 19). I drink wine? Getting engaged at 19 is OK, but dinner is a sin? I must have a knack for finding the retards.

Have you considered that maybe you're fark-ugly?

 
rekoil [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 12:59:45 AM  
joethorne.: Quantum Apostrophe: What the hell is it with early 20 something chicks and 35+ guys? When I tried (dared!) to ask out a woman 10 years younger, she immediately rejected me with a Gatling-gun of cliches, including "you drink wine" and the "I'm just a baby" (this from a woman that was engaged at 19). I drink wine? Getting engaged at 19 is OK, but dinner is a sin? I must have a knack for finding the retards.

Have you considered that maybe you're fark-ugly?


image.maniadb.com
And this guy is any better?

 
galactus5000 2008-01-19 03:12:04 AM  
The kid heard "Smile" and offed itself in advance.

/Next album will feature a dancey cover of Tori Amos' Spark
//mark my words

 
MrTom 2008-01-19 07:14:33 AM  
And she'll feel bad for a whi-ii-ile.

 
immrlizard 2008-01-19 07:33:23 AM  
joethorne.: Have you considered that maybe you're fark-ugly

When you date for looks, that is usually all you get, no personality etc.

Once those looks are gone (and they will go)...

 
Zmog [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 08:27:47 AM  
As much as I'm sorry for her, I can't get over the fact that that Simmons dude is close to 40 and that she should really be making babies with someone her own age.

Like me.

 
apackagefromted 2008-01-19 09:17:35 AM  
BravadoGT: Maybe sometimes God prefers that babies be born in wedlock?

If we are going to blame mythical creatures I think unicorns might be a more likely suspect.

 
FriarTuck 2008-01-19 09:40:38 AM  
www.theonion.com

 
Forty-Two [TotalFark] 2008-01-19 11:28:03 AM  
Quantum Apostrophe: What the hell is it with early 20 something chicks and 35+ guys? When I tried (dared!) to ask out a woman 10 years younger, she immediately rejected me with a Gatling-gun of cliches, including "you drink wine" and the "I'm just a baby" (this from a woman that was engaged at 19). I drink wine? Getting engaged at 19 is OK, but dinner is a sin? I must have a knack for finding the retards.

I'm married to a man ten years older than I am; we started dating when I was 19. It certainly wasn't for money, like people might think -- we spent our first few years together nearly broke all the time, since he had to move halfway across the country to be with me while I finished my undergrad.

It wasn't for "stability" -- when I was 20, he decided to go for his own bachelor's degree and MBA, which meant more tight times and the uncertainty of a completely different career path.

As for looks, I think he's adorable in a nerdy way, but he'd be the first to admit that he's not a strikingly handsome man. But again, right after we met, he went on a diet and lost over 100 lbs. (I wasn't the only motivation for that, though.)

So, yeah, you could look at it as me marrying an older guy who didn't get his act together until I got into the picture. Or, you could look at it as me marrying a man who does pretty amazing stuff once he has the proper motivation. I don't think age has anything to do with it.

/Yes, he's a TFer. But I forgive him that.
//Oh, and yes, Quantum Apostrophe, you're trying to date retards.

 
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